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So anyway, I pay my bar tab and walk out into the night, when suddenly ...
[Edit] Thanks all, hope you enjoyed it. This is a stand-up routine that Kevin Nealon did in his live act. He would start off, pretend to forget where the story was going, and audience members would yell out a line, and he would ad-lib from there; he was great at it.
So,
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...the two guys you left with say they'll need to stop for condoms first
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...a lecture on how quantum physics relates to the field of nano-technology.
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myself in front of him. So anyways, my elbow starts to bleed and I decide I need a...
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Fat ass chronic blunt, so i go to the store to buy a blunt and a.......
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fat ass chronic blunts. I got 8 since they were on sale, Buy 5 get 3 free. But when I get back to my car Donny....
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an angry midget, so i shook his...
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hand, and presented him with a $50,000 novelty check in honor of...
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hugh donations to the sperm bank; then . . .
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I went back to my car to roll a blunt when i noticed that......
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My hand was covered in sticky stuff from the bum. I had no choice but to...
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Never shake hands with a dirty bum off the street, so I spark up my blunt and smoke half of it, then decide to go to the strip club when.......
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that to not have sex in the champaigne room. which reminds me of the time..
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this albino pimp pulls up in his '72 Lincoln Continental and asks if I need a ride. so I climb in back with the two hookers who ...
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When i was a pimp, it was the late 80's and my pimp hand was strong, but......
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the yayo was even stronger, like motha fuckin nose candy kid.. and then i started seeing snakes on this mothafuckinplane and it was..
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tripping me out because i was transporting 60 kilo's of pure llello from columbia, and the last thing i need is snakes on this mother fucking plane fucking up my mother fucking drug run so i call up my good buddy sam jackson who told me to..........
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... go and pick him up a royal with cheese and bring it over to the docks. I thought this was odd but...
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I decided to bury him in the sand and get medieval on his ass. it felt so good it made me..
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