Much like last week, Niceguy was a no show. Probably too busy smoking weed, playing NBA2K13, and training pitbulls. Next week, theres no waiting. Everyone else was done about 8 hours ago.

*disclaimer* 49ers and Falcons were tied for 2nd. But im posting, so fuck the Falcons.

1. Houston Texans (1) – Should have went to the Super Bowl last year if it wasn’t for injuries. Hopefully Cushing will be the only loss this year and they should be okay. –JB

2. San Francisco 49ers (3) – Best QB rating in the league? Alex Smith. Best rushing offense in the league? The 49ers. Second fewest points allowed by a defense? The 49ers. Best all around team. Giants game should be interesting. –JB


3. Atlanta Falcons (2) - Tony G is probably going to fall off next year tho. –Everyone the last 4 years.

4. New England Patriots (6) - The whole league should hate buffalo for pissing brady off…this doesn’t bode well for everyone else. –Lame


5. Chicago Bears (8) – Ranked too low -Bears fans
6. Baltimore Ravens (4) – They keep winning, but keep dropping. They put up that huge 9 spot against what was the second worst scoring defense in the league coming into the game lol. –Snaggs

7. Minnesota Vikings (12) – ldkjashfasdhfoa;dhsfajdshrlgoi;asbha –JB


8. New York Giants (11) – HOMER ALERT: Regardless of records, who would you rather bet on in a big game? Would anyone confidently wager on any of the teams ranked ahead of them in a playoff game. I know I wouldn't. A lot of injuries on the defense like last year, but if they can get healthy soon look out - Amartin

9. Arizona Cardinals (5) – [the email sweetness sent me after the game] - So fucking gay. My wife sent a pair of her purple bikini cuts with cheers on the back.. last week I wore them on game day and it worked..so this morning when I woke up I threw em on.. threw on some Shania twain "man I feel like a woman" and danced my pregame ritual.. I mean I was fucking excited, about to be 5-0, talk of the NFL. And this shitshow happens?? O-Line horrible. Fucking Kolb does ok but a lot of his longer throws are off the mark. Michael Floyd looks lost out there. Might as well just start tanking now so we can draft an Offensive line.I would feel more confident if we drafted the lingerie fucking line.Swahilli thing didn't work out either. Went to latin night but we cant drink here and the rolling the dice move in place of bachata only works so many times. Plus she thinks im married. Its just not my month man, not my month. The only thing semi cool is I work a couple offices down from this dude who used to play College ball at A+M in the early 90s who is a Marine now. Corey Pullig. Went out there and tossed some around. I only bring this up in hopes that it travels the internet fast enough so Ken Whisenhunt sees it and contemplates signing him and dropping kolb. Girl has to dream right? Xoxoxo

10. Pittsburgh Steelers (15) - 2-2 and they are in the top 10? Wtf am I thinking? Mike Tomlin, that’s what. Even with polu out he will get W's from these guys. Lesson learned from giving oak the game (or he bet against himself?) – Lame


11. Philadelphia Eagles (9) - Even though i keep betting them, the losses are offset by sean614's butthurt. keep those turnovers coming vick and don't worry about shady, he's not that good anyway-qw

12. Green Bay (7) – Its safe to say that no one has any clue how to rank this team. –JB


13. San Deigo Chargers (10) - That's my Norv. –Snaggs

14. Seattle Seahawks (16) – This offense has scored more the 20 points in only one game this season. Yikes. –JB




15. Denver Broncos (14) - Broncos are going to get better as the season goes on, chargers on monday night is a huge game for them – Amartin

16. Cincinnati Bengals (13) - A game they shouldn't lose at home, but miami is vastly underrated this year. they've played everyone but houston close-qw

17. St Louis Rams (22) - No way does this team make the playoffs, but it'd be awesome if they were in the hunt in week 16 or 17. If bradford could have some legit weapons, this team would be pretty damn good – Anonymous

18. Miami Dolphins (26) – *Reserved for Niceguy for whenever he decides to show up. *

19. Dallas Cowboys (18) - Huge test vs Ravens... if they get beat bad things could get ugly in Dallas, if they win they could go on a run – amartin

20. New Orleans Saints (24) – Their schedule doesn’t get easier. I cant see them finishing better then 8-8. One less annoying fanbase we have to deal with in the post season tho. –JB

21. Detroit Lions (21) - Jim Schwartz will make sure they lead the league in personal fouls. Why not? Enter at your own risk. –Lame

22. Washington Redskins (17) – This drop is hard to explain. RG3 getting hurt and the terrible fantasy numbers he put up is my guess. But they still played one of the best teams in the league tough. Plus, RG3 might not make it long if he keeps playing like he has. –JB

23. Indianapolis Colts (28) – I cant figure out if we should give the Colts credit, or just say LOL Packers. –JB

24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (23) - I think freemans hair sucks. He should frost that shit, maybe the other team will laugh so much they have a chance to win a game – Lame (lol, no one cared enough to comment about this team, so were stuck with this mess from the only person who did)

25. New York Jets (25) – Tebow will be the only thing make this team interesting to watch. And even that wont last long. –JB

26. Buffalo Bills (19) - If there were acutally bills fans, id imagine they would be calling for fitzpatrick to be benched – Lame

27. Carolina Panthers (20) – I can't help but think racism has something to do with all the heat Cam is getting so early in his young career. oBv it's a different era now, but just seems absurd to expect him to win without a defense or a good coach if you are a panthers fan – amartin

28. Kansas City Cheifs (27) - "They werent booing that he was hurt" -some people. Ummm yes, yes they were. And if I was a chiefs fan I probably would too. –Lame

29. Oakland Raiders (28) – Look on the bright side… they still play in the AFC West. –JB

30. Jacksonville Jaguars (30) – MJD is on two of my fantasy teams. That’s all I could come up with. That’s how bad they are. –JB

31. Tennessee Titans (31) – Thankfully, Chris Johnson is not. –JB

32. Cleveland Browns (32) – Had faith they would manage to get out of the last spot this week. At least they are consistent. Only team to hold the same spot for three weeks so far. -JB


*idividual rankings will be up in a little bit*

fast forwarded to sweetness' email

now I'll read the rankings

edit: who would have thought week 5 rankings have Packers at 12 and Bears and Vikes top 10

Outrage!

Immediate eye test reaction was Vikings too high and Bengals too low.

Serious question: Has any team ever had as big of a division lead through Week 5 as the Atlanta Falcons? They are 5-0 and the Bucs are second at 1-3.

I love the sean614 vs quiet winner banter

oh and packers are fucked if they lose to texans this weekend. Or close to it.

Individual rankings posted now.

individual rankings plz

edit: dk;asfjkadsjhfq

49ers are def #1.

All the other guys suck. Even tho snaggs had the #1, he has the Vikings 5 and Ravens 9. So he wins the "mind fuck" award this week.

 

Originally Posted by Randers

No way the Texans beat the Packers.

why u say that?

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

49ers are def #1.

All the other guys suck. Even tho snaggs had the #1, he has the Vikings 5 and Ravens 9. So he wins the "mind fuck" award this week.

yeah and somehow ranked the colts like 30th or some shit even tho they beat his #5 and #12 teams

 

Originally Posted by Randers

http://www.advancednflstats.com/2012...gs-week-6.html
tho

tho?

You just helped my case. Im confused.

lol yeah i guess u can't lose with that prediction

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

tho?

You just helped my case. Im confused.

I've given up being argumentative. It was posted as a reference point for your Carl Lewis Gay rankings thread.

Miami should be 4-1!!! I have them ranked highest of all the rankers. I feel smart.