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  1. Why the heck not, we have every other type of question.

    What did you get your spouse/significant other?....and do you expect to get laid for the gift?

    Our annivesary and Christmas coincide, so I'm going to list it all as one since she got them all/getting them all within a week of each other:

    Sweater dress/leggings/black boots
    VS panties ,bra, and lingerie
    Yoga mat
    New Laptop
    Tickets to see Paula Deen in Tunica

    Obv don't post if you haven't given your gift yet and your S.O. reads this forum.

    Not sure if I'll get laid (again, already have many times with some of the gifts), but not sure if I'll get sexy time or yelled at for the laptop.
  2. One of a few...Im so romantic

    FTR..it was on her x-mas list.
  3. The fact i'm home this year for Christmas is all she gets.
     
  4. Rent $
  5. a dildo built to the likeness of sweetness
  6. We've been together 8 months so I didnt go as baller as some people, but I got her some nice sushi dishes, stuff for making sushi (bamboo mat, nori, sushi rice, etc), an iphone case since she just got an iphone, some pairs of warm around the house socks, lots of small gifts that have personal meaning to both of us, and we are going to take a trip somewhere in a month or two together.
  7. ps3

    2 used games he didn't want cuz they didn't have the ones he did want in stock lol

    a feather mattress pad

    2 pairs of sweatpants

    oakley zip up lightweight jacket

    going now to exchange gifts....can i get a tv one timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!
  8.  
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    2 pairs of sweatpants

    These arent for the Strip Club are they?

    Merry Christmas by the way.
     
  9.  
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    ps3

    2 used games he didn't want cuz they didn't have the ones he did want in stock lol

    a feather mattress pad

    2 pairs of sweatpants

    oakley zip up lightweight jacket

    going now to exchange gifts....can i get a tv one timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!

    Holy shit be my gf? That's alot of swag.
  10. necklace/earings
    chalk pastels
    keychain
    incence
    day at the spa
    weed cookies
  11. meh, it wasn't too crazy cost about $500 altogether. he's pretty good to me, so i don't mind breaking the bank on him.
  12. pearl necklace - should be delivered around midnite


  13. The girl love MM and this is her fav picture so I had it framed and hung on the wall in the living room. She is out of town and doesn't get back till Sat.
  14. Being single ftw!

    *sigh*
  15. fmxer is wrapping my shit now, though i said not to get anything since i bought a dress a couple weeks ago and some other shit. i'm not allowed to leave the room until he is done, i should go peak
  16. I got her two seasons of the west wing.

    She got me 21 and Season 3 of Bones.

    Will I get laid out of it? Not likely. I cut my finger today and she is creeped the fuck out by bandaids.
  17. Every season of It's Always Sunny In Philedelpia (her fav show)
    These Salvador Dali re-print picture things idk (she likes art)
    3 Books (bitch u aint no nerd?)
    Flowers and Candy
  18. I got my wife a Coach purse and put a couple of hondo's in it. She absolutly refused to give me a list this year.
  19. she got me a frivolous domestic violence protective order!

    ho ho ho!
  20.  
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    2 pairs of sweatpants

    These arent for the Strip Club are they?

    Merry Christmas by the way.

    lol no not for strip club, they are cuz the kid owns 92 met tee shirts 2 lacoste shirts, 1 polo shirt, one pair of sweat pants that has a permanent knot in them, and one really lame hoody..i'm slowly trying to buy him "adult clothes" (i.e. non sports clothes). all ready got him a few button downs, so i figured i'd get some comfort clothes. twas a good idea xmas was a hit for both of us!!! our first one together too :) we started dating the 26th last yr lol
  21.  
    Originally Posted by pgasean View Post


    The girl love MM and this is her fav picture so I had it framed and hung on the wall in the living room. She is out of town and doesn't get back till Sat.

    I hope she gets you a better guitar.

    I keed
  22.  
    Originally Posted by bwbw80 View Post

    What did you get your spouse/significant other?....and do you expect to get laid for the gift?

    Not sure if I'll get laid (again, already have many times with some of the gifts), but not sure if I'll get sexy time or yelled at for the laptop.

    seriously i find this fucking awesome that people in committed relationships have to do shit to get laid. it really amazes me.
  23. lol Mr. Galt.
  24. Don't read too much into this...wife and I still have sex 3-4 times a week on average, but extra special things usually get me a bit extra.
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