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The Other Boleyn Girl picturized cliffnotes (natalie portman, scarlet johannson, eric bana)

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  1. TheOmaholic TheOmaholic is offline Do NOT Trust - Scammer

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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 12:01pm)

    My girl drug me to this movie yesterday. I figure most of you won't be seeing it, so I'll summarize it in pictures.

    Scarlett = mary boleyn
    natalie = ann boleyn
    eric = henry VIII



    "Wowz, u bitches be fiiiiine"



    "The king's wife is old and menopausal. I'm totally gonna fuck him, get preggers, and get rich"



    "hmm, ya gl with that, cunt... the king just blew two loads in me last night"



    "Are you fucking kidding me? That is most distressing!"



    "pssst....LOL did i mention i'm pregnant too bitch?"

    Meanwhile...



    "Ah well, mary's all pregnant and useless....i might as well try to fuck the sister too"



    "HAHAHA i dont' fuckin think so...you better divorce your wife, get rid of my prego sister, and make me queen first"



    "RWOARRRRRR AGGGGGGHHHHHH INSOLENT FUCKING CUNT BITCH"



    "Alright mary, you can pretty much take my new son and GTFO, i'm gonna blow some loads in your sister, the new queen"



    "Ahh, life is good...I sure hope I can produce a male heir. Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I couldn't?"



    "Oh....Fuck..."



    "peace out bitch...apparently you didn't watch Munich"
     
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 12:04pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    LOL....very well done sir
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 12:08pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    Haha, priceless.....kudos, sir.
     
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 12:58pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    LOOOOOOOOOOL @ "apparently you didnt watch Munich"
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 1:00pm) in reply to Magnet Steve

    very funny wp
    426 4
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 1:17pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    wp wp
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 1:21pm) in reply to tekiller

    well i don't need to see it .. that was awesome..
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 1:23pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    "We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job."

    wpwpwp
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 1:30pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    plz review all movies in the future

    that was really good and most enjoyable
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 1:37pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    Very funny, but i could of done without the c**t word.
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 2:04pm) in reply to ABC-Poker

    bahahah vn post sir. thnx for the laughs.
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 2:21pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    Awesome post... A++++

    BTW - wasn't the king a disgusting fat guy in real life? Very nice casting.
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 2:33pm) in reply to skeeze666

    yeah and mary boleyn was about 20 yrs older than anne
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 2:46pm) in reply to j_money24

    fing hilarious!
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 4:10pm) in reply to j_money24

    needed a bump cause this is prolly the best post in the last month or so.... imo
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 4:37pm) in reply to -AG-

    looool you're right.
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 6:40pm) in reply to timthegem

    In case some people didn't get it, the Hulk was also played by Eric Bana...

    I think jokes are always funnier when they need to be explained
     
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    Mar 1st, 2008 (3/1/2008 6:44pm) in reply to TheOmaholic

    nice work, sir.
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