<SPAN id=lblQuote>Nice catch Hays, don't ever fuckin' do it again!</SPAN>

how'd you like to earn $14 the haaaaaardddd way?

Big bottom, big bottom / Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!
- David St. Hubbins

A quote everyone in OT should abide by and could learn from, even myself....

Be Impeccable With Your Word. Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love.
Don Miguel Ruiz

From the movie "Sleep with Me"
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Sid</A>: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Duane: Oh, come on.

Sid: Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.

Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.

Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?

Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right?

It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy.

She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man.

All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right?

Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right?

And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!

'Free advice. Marry a hooker, then you don't have to worry about the Madonna / whore complex.'
'God help those with an Oedipus complex.'
'How so?'
'Who'll give the rehearsal dinner toast?'

I was 16 years old, and a local Police officer said this to me when i was depressed about a girl. Changed my outlook on women so drastically, it sculpted who i am today. BGX can vouch for the chicks i've boned. so can noodz.

"treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady... and you'll always get what you want."

nh Officer Weiss.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

-Bull Durham

Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock.

This is one of my favorites:

"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on. "

-Fed Jung (from the movie Blow)

<span>"Just because there is vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I have to drink it."..."Oh wait! Yes it does!"</span>

-Emerson Cod, Pushing Daisies

"I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces." <span>-- Mark Twain</span>

"Save a mouse,eat a pussy" - unknown

In life you have to go out on a limb.....because that is where the Fruit is.

-Every successful risk taker

" Never take life to seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway and
Run Screamin is sickest man alive!!!"