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  1. Lehman Lehman is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:42pm)

    I have what appears to be a pimple/sty or smething like that under my eyelid and it is annoying the fuck out of me and is really sore to touch. My eye is starting to get a bit puffy and my vision gets blurry from time to time. What is the best remedy outside of ripping my eye completely out of its socket?
  2. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:44pm) in reply to Lehman

    sty
     
  3. Admiral Admiral is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:45pm) in reply to Lehman

    ahhh I hate those I dont know how they go away
  4. Circpsycho Circpsycho is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:45pm) in reply to Lehman

  5. terva terva is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:47pm) in reply to Lehman

  6. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:49pm) in reply to terva

    I have a "friend" who has had a sty for like 8 months, how fucking sick is that
  7. threeven threeven is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:52pm) in reply to Lehman

    2
  8. Lehman Lehman is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:53pm) in reply to Lehman

    Possible side effcts of me going apeshit and just squeezing the fuck out of my eyelid?
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  9. Circpsycho Circpsycho is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:55pm) in reply to Lehman

    You end up looking like this.

  10. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:56pm) in reply to Lehman

    a hot, moist washcloth compress should do the trick. keep it on the eye for quite some time.
  11. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:57pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    wow....diagnosed and treated in 14 minutes over the net without actually seeing the patient. You are the fuckin man
     
  12. Lehman Lehman is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 7:57pm) in reply to Circpsycho

    If I already am that guy, what will I end up looking like?
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  13. Mrs. MUPP Mrs. MUPP is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 8:02pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Correct treatment mupp....I was getting ready to type the same thing :0

    PS-Always ask the nurse :)
  14. Lehman Lehman is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 8:12pm) in reply to Mrs. MUPP

    Funny you should say that. Last year I woke up on one morning with a bad pain in my chest when I breathed and id have to take short breaths. It almost felt like someone was jabbing a steak knife into my heart everytime I took a deep breath and I was freaking the fuck out thinking I was dying. I went to the hospital and they ran a few chest x-rays and had me hooked up to a heart monitor or some shit and everything came back fine and they Doc didnt know what was wrong. Finally the nurse comes in and says try to breathe through the pain and I said " FU my heart is going to explode if I do that." She promised(seriously I made her promise) me my heart wasnt going to explode so I took a deep breath and my chest popped like it would if you cracked your knuckle. Everything was fine after that and they said it could have been an airpocket or I tweaked my rib out of place.
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  15. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 8:15pm) in reply to Lehman

    mupp i got a report from my ct scan....i have some questions. apparently im going to die
  16. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 8:18pm) in reply to LeftyC

    keep on truckin, lefty
  17. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 8:20pm) in reply to LeftyC

    pm sent
  18. Mrs. MUPP Mrs. MUPP is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 8:20pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    who me?
  19. Lehman Lehman is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2007 (6/7/2007 8:21pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Be a good dr. and request noods as payment for your services.
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