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  1. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:28pm)

    List the top 5 most painful ways to die, in order of painfullness, starting with the fifth most painful way, and ending with the 1st most painful way.

    I'll go first.

    5. Get your foot snagged in a tree branch mulcher, and get sucked in feet first.

    4. Try to run across a freeway, and then get hit by a car, but somehow still be alive, and when you finally fall back to the ground, get hit my two or three more cars before you finally die.

    3. Get boiled to death.

    2. Lose an all in pot to tiffany williamson, when she finally calls you with king jack high, after using like 10 minutes of think time, and no straight or flush draw on the turn, and rivers a king to beat your QQ overpair to the board or something.

    1. Ditto, but with aaron kanter instead.
  2. 2 Guns up 2 Guns up is offline

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:30pm) in reply to bfactor

    to get your head scalped then hung upside down into a boiling hot pot of salt water
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:32pm) in reply to 2 Guns up

    thats only one.

    c'mon guys, aren't we all sadists here? lolz.
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  4. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:38pm) in reply to bfactor

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I switch #1 with a new one...

    Going to Keira Knightleys wedding, and not being the groom. Ohhhh!!!!
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  5. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:46pm) in reply to bfactor

    1. No question, starving to death. Takes a long ass time and you're stomach pretty much eats itself for maximum pain.
    2. Burning slowly at 145 degrees( fine I will change it, but I am positive constantly staying in 125 degree heat will eventually, maybe slowly but that sheet should kill you.)
    3. Beaten with a stick
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:48pm) in reply to jtown1010

    lol @ #2.

    I live in AZ. Wait so...

    Either you are using celsius, or I shouln't be alive???
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  7. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:48pm) in reply to jtown1010

    Beat your head into a door until bloody and you pass out, and then have your passed out body hung on a rusty hook.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:50pm) in reply to that_pope

    get mauled by 3 pitbulls that all have rabies and on top of that you are overdosed on painkillers so while they are chewing chunks of your flesh you dont feel a thing, until the painkillers ware off. OUCH!
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:52pm) in reply to 2 Guns up

    6. Watch glitter...

    TWICE!
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 5:57pm) in reply to bfactor

    drowning in concentrated hydrochloricacid.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:05pm) in reply to bfactor

    jtown is from alaska?

    I've been in 120+ degree heat for over a week before, its hot, but its not painful, and it certainly does not kill you, if you keep hydrated etc.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:06pm) in reply to bfactor

    wowswift fucking you to death
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:24pm) in reply to bmac

    Okay so, I just spent the last 10 minutes researching this crap to see what the real most painful way to die is.

    I kinda got grossed out by some of the stuff I read, but the one that they said was scientifically proven to be by far the most painful surprised me.

    They said it is having 5cc's of orange juice injected into your bloodstream...

    Never would have guessed. Hmph.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:26pm) in reply to bfactor

    Why would you hydrate someone if youre trying to kill them? I'm talking about baking them in a sauna, not standing in the sun in Arizona.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:27pm) in reply to jtown1010

    I guess.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:32pm) in reply to bfactor

    I guess the new "word" for bad beats will be...

    GIOJIYA

    (go inject orange juice in your arm)
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:39pm) in reply to bfactor

    "1. No question, starving to death. Takes a long ass time and you're stomach pretty much eats itself for maximum pain."

    Actually this couldn't be further from the truth. As you starve, your body breaks down various parts of your body for energy. It has a preference, starting with muscle, then going to fat and finally connective/nervous tissue. As your body is being broken down, your own natural endorphines kick in and create an almost euphoric experience for the person that is starving. Although I obviously have no first-hand knowledge of this, this has been well documented in many medical texts. Your stomach lining will most certainly be "eaten" away, but it's probably not that painful and it's not like your stomach acid will spill into your abdominal cavity and eat your organs. Just clarifying.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:42pm) in reply to jonnym84

    So they have researched people starving to death and they said it was a euphoric experiance? Sounds like BS but you impressed me with your big words and I don't even remember where I heard that so I concede.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:55pm) in reply to jtown1010

    That would be mean. "Sorry we can't give you any food, this is for research".
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 6:58pm) in reply to that_pope

    You know, people willingly starve themselves to death at the end of their lives. Terminal cancer patients do it all the time, it's their right to refuse treatment.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 7:01pm) in reply to jonnym84

    Surprisingly, a person with strong enough mental capacity can truly ignore pain. In that famous picture of the Buddhist monk lighting himsel on fire while sitting in an intersection, they say he never moved, nor made any noise, and was in deep meditation.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 7:02pm) in reply to that_pope

    salad fingers reference?
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 7:04pm) in reply to bfactor

    damn, that shit's whack.
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 7:09pm) in reply to bfactor

    Yeah, and people that want to be awake and without painkillers while having surgery.... I watched a sick home video of a woman that had an open-heart surgery and she was spewing blood all over the place but just kinda twitching like she barely felt it...
  25. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 7:12pm) in reply to Sokpuppet7

    wow
    wtf
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  26. Sokpuppet7 Sokpuppet7 is offline

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 8:19pm) in reply to bfactor

    Yeah, made me kinda queesy.... But I couldnt stop watching...
  27. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 8:23pm) in reply to Sokpuppet7

    "Pain don't hurt."

    Name the movie.
     
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 8:58pm) in reply to BigGunX

    Roadhouse

    and for painful ways, just watch the movie "seven"
  29. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 9:04pm) in reply to BUCKINATOR

    lol Nice job, Buck. Dalton owns.
     
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    May 7th, 2006 (5/7/2006 10:44pm) in reply to BigGunX

    if you would like to watch it for real go rent the "faces of death" series..
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