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  1. probably a repost , considering i just saw it on the daily show and articles from a week ago but i searched and didnt find it, so: http://cbs13.com/local/Paraplegic.Ma....2.958151.html guy was a paraplegic for 20 years, got bit by some spider, had to go to rehab for 8 months, and could walk after. now hes in jail but thats besides the point
  2. i cant seem to click that link.
  3. spiders own, ldo
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  4. "Now a paraplegic man is walking again, and his doctors call it a miracle."
     
  5. didn't take him long to get arrested
  6. ^^^yikes
     
  7. "Blancarte's dreams may have to wait. He was arrested Friday (3/13) on an outstanding warrant stemming from a domestic abuse case."

    He obv kicked the shit out of his wife with his new feet.
  8. this was on my news the other night. I was going to make a threadbut figured it was a repost
     
  9. there are gonna be a huge rise in spider related death's when every paraplegic starts trying spider bites ftw
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  10. spiders suck / are no joke / etc.

    my grandma got bit in the leg by some punk ass spider and the shit ate through her leg... had to go through a lot including a skin graft. it didn't necessarily kill her, but she never really recovered either. she died a little while after.
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    "Blancarte's dreams may have to wait. He was arrested Friday (3/13) on an outstanding warrant stemming from a domestic abuse case."

    He obv kicked the shit out of his wife with his new feet.

    looooooooool
  12. I like that he conceived children 7 years after becoming wheelchair ridden. Good for him.
  13. "Spiderman, Wheelschaired spiderman...
    beats his wife like no one can."
  14. $50 says you copy/pasted "paraplegic" from the article for your thread title
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Mr_BigQueso View Post

    $50 says you copy/pasted "paraplegic" from the article for your thread title

     
    Originally Posted by Mr_BigQueso View Post

    $50 says you copy/pasted "paraplegic" from the article for your thread title

    my FAV poster of all time!!! queso quit earings masters and phd's pls return to the forums your satire is GREATLY missed lol
    as far as spiders go i fucking hate them super allergic to them, very wierd spiders seem to literally come after me which inveriably ends with 4-12 bites on my body which hurt/itch worse than awasp sting

    spider repellent f.t.w.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by apc8923 View Post

    I like that he conceived children 7 years after becoming wheelchair ridden. Good for him.

    Someone PM his girls phone number to Buchi
  17. i just saw this on the colbert report. i read waco saying something about spiders in another thread... zomg waco either A) read this first or B) is really fucking smart. either way this is sick, i hope i get paralyzed just so i can walk again one day!

    edit: no i don't really want to get paralyzed.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Bob Futon View Post

     
    Originally Posted by apc8923 View Post

    I like that he conceived children 7 years after becoming wheelchair ridden. Good for him.

    Someone PM his girls phone number to Buchi

    god i'm becoming such a bob futon fanboy but LOL

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