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  1. ok, I have a situation here and need to know what you guys think.. alright, so i went to lunch today at CCR (a place where they dance in thongs and pasties), and I was just talking smack to this chick who walks around for tips and shit (ive seen her there before and conversed).. Anyhow, I am saying the usual innuendo, and after some banter, she invites me to a Gangbang party this weekend. I guess the main details are you pay to get in the door unless you bring a couple friends, or a girl that is going to participate. Well those are basically out the door, so basically my only option is to either go and pay or not go. Now regardless if you guys think im going to get killed or its a setup or not, i would rather not discuss. I trust it, and im going to get directions once i commit on the day of, and its supposedly at a nice hotel. So with all that aside, what do you guys think. Like my dilemma is I seriously really want to do this, but I just dont know what to expect. Like she said the mix of girls for this one are 2 blacks, and a mexican so far but another darkie is supposed to confirm later .. She just helps set it up with her man i guess (pimp?) Anyways, im kinda scared that i walk into a place and there is like 15 dudes there and its just a sex party.. even though thats what i want, i dont want my dick to not measure up.. also, do you just throw it in a puss (i imagine there being some sort of line with 10-15 guys and 4 girls).. like if i nut fast is it normal, then just sit on a couch, drink some up (BYOB) and then hop in the line again. I dont know.. I guess i just dont want to be socially awkward about this, but once again i kinda really want to do it. Long story short, anybody been to these or know of anyone who has and can shed some light on what to expect? like best case scenario, i want to walk in this party tipsy, get a little bj while someone is fucking the one i am, then i throw on a condo and go at it and some guy with a long slinkey slaps me a high-five and says "dayum white boy, you fuck that bit like a champ".. of course i know thats not gonna happen, but we can all dream right.. So anyways, advice?

    oh yeah, i forgot.. what about diseases.. i mean i usually dont worry about shit like this, even rawdogging a rando at the bar, but something worries me about going balls deep with a condo at one of these things.. am i still safe? what about bbbj? obv i wont even eat the puss here though..
  2. Lol. Are you sure she's inviting you to participate or to watch?
  3. na, you have to participate. i guess its because you could be a cop and bust the place.. its only 150.. i mean when i get escorts on Backpage, its like 180-200 and i only get 1 nut.. and i always feel rushed, and a pervert at the end.. with this, it feels like a sex party, kinda cool shit ya know. i feel like its a great opportunity thats just starting at me in the face.. but who knows, it could be just like going to a donkey show.. sounds cool, but when you see it, you are like WTF.. but i mean seriously, getting a few nuts off sounds badass, especially if its chill people that do it for the love of the game.. i also forgot to mention its a 4 hr party
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  4. Having luckily met Sweetness this summer it makes reading OP 10x better

    I'd go case the scene if it's whack just fucking bounce & cut losses. you're sure u only do fucking cause Dont want you to go in there expecting to get laid by some mexican then boom some huge black guy slips one in your ass when your pounding vag
  5. Sweetness on the Youporn channel getting the Aids.
  6. I mean... ask her when you get directions obv... get a little rookie run down from her. Have fun and all that
  7. I would def go with you.
  8. Yeah, ask her about it. She'll tell you what you can expect. Trip report!
  9. this is an easy go to. pay up, enjoy the day. you will be filmed i would imagine. just do your own thing and make sure it is a chick you are trying to hump not some guy. they are usually really laid back ( read, if you are an asshole you will be escorted out) take a viagra or--listen here- or a Nite Rider from the adult toy store. do this early in the day. if you are going to fuck, put on a seminar. these people will not be stopping by your house for ribs and a 40. most of all don't pass up the chance for an experience.

    repeat- don't miss the party.
    Edited By: nastysmell Nov 29th, 2011 at 10:22 PM
    Reason: no edit
  10. coming to a theatre near you - sweetness fucks them all and lives to tell about it

    subtitled: three well hung men and a marine
    Edited By: saxman Nov 29th, 2011 at 10:29 PM
  11. Dont be a pussy.

    Whats the worst that could happen?
  12. I'm socially awkward enough at parties where everyone is fully clothed. I'd have to be some special kind of fucked up to go to something like this.

    But if its something that already appeals to you then fucking go for it.

    /anxiouslyawaitingfulltripreport
     
  13. Lol this thread is a party
  14. is there a groupon deal for this?
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Unforseen View Post

    is there a groupon deal for this?

    You never want to skimp on toilet paper and sex parties bro.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    lol.. this this this
  17. no way im passing this up.with that said id just ask the girl a few questions when you call for directions.ive never taken a viagra, but id make sure and be prepared for a sex marathon.if you cant score that id recommend cobra sex pills.you can get them at gnc.gives you that 5th grade boner and you fuck like a champ.gl
  18. Uh
  19. +1 on taking the juice and make the best of it
     
  20.  
    Originally Posted by Unforseen View Post

    is there a groupon deal for this?

    haha, quote of the thread fo sho
  21. Sounds pretty vile. Is that where you wanna be when jesus comes down, balls deep in some junkie that has a bag of dicks in her mouth?
  22. better than being in church
     
  23.  
    Originally Posted by I Fold View Post

    Sounds pretty vile. Is that where you wanna be when jesus comes down, balls deep in some junkie that has a bag of dicks in her mouth?

    Jesus can join in...
     3
  24. This sounds awesome! Can I come?

    Definitely do it. Wrap it up for sure. BBBJ is your call. Decide when you get there, after evaluating the merchandise. Trip report would be appreciated.
     
  25.  
    Originally Posted by Paki_Poker View Post

    This sounds awesome! Can I come?

    Definitely do it. Wrap it up for sure. BBBJ is your call. Decide when you get there, after evaluating the merchandise. Trip report would be appreciated.


    paki rapes the interwebs as usual.
     
  26.  
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    I dont know.. I guess i just dont want to be socially awkward about this,

    Socially awkward?
  27. i highly recommend not going down for oral on any of the female participants...
  28.  
    Originally Posted by ZackAllen View Post

    i highly recommend not going down for oral on any of the female participants...

    Are you suggesting that he goes down on the males then???