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How Low Can You Go?
This report from an eyewitness at a recent event on the poker circuit. A pretty young woman was having a meltdown of epic proportion at the casino cashiers cage, which was right next to the tournament floor. The woman was screaming at the cashier behind the cage, because the cashier refused to honor the chip the woman had presented for cashing. After some investigation, it turns out the young woman was a “professional” who had been paid for her services….with a tournament chip. When the woman returned to the tournament floor, her “client” was long gone, and she was left with nothing but her dignity. Well, almost. -
CLAY STRIKES AGAIN!
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curiousgeorge
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Joined: Nov 07Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:08pm) in reply to JJDude
thats awesome. she isn't very bright.
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Joined: Jan 07Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:08pm) in reply to JJDude
Loool that's a good thing to remember.
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Didn't an OTer supposedly pass off some bogus chips on some hookers?
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Joined: Apr 06Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:10pm) in reply to LeftyMark
I heard that story years ago.....but it's a good one.
my story was I brought back two strippers from Rhino and paid them in our home game chips ( look exactly like real chips ).....and they tried to cash them at MGM and called me and told me they were gonna kill me, so I ended up paying them. But if I was in a hotel room, woulda been greatest ever. -
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Joined: Oct 06Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:43pm) in reply to JJDude
If you fuck the fuck, for the sake of fuck, then you are fucked, and not worth fuck.
Pay to play, or abide.
In either, I dig. In neither, I fucking never care.
Be real, or rot in fluids that you deserve to.
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Joined: Jun 07Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:55pm) in reply to JJDude
gotta love vegas whores. can't wait to get out their again
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Bong BrOke
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Joined: Nov 06Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 1:42am) in reply to SJU Baseball
Umm why wouldnt they?
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Joined: Apr 06Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 1:54am) in reply to Bong BrOke
they had my number when i was giving them directions to my house......then after they left me and my roomate realized they knew where we lived and they started calling and saying they were gonna get people to kill us so we paid em, sigh
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Joined: Jul 07Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 1:44pm) in reply to LVpokerdealer
You got them to come to your house then paid in fake chips only to realise they knew where you lived after they left. lol Don't need to b smart to be a dealer huh.
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Joined: Apr 06Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 1:51pm) in reply to Don Lefty
It's called extremely drunk.
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Joined: Jan 06Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 1:56pm) in reply to LVpokerdealer
You should have told those whores that it's fucking on, and that you and your shot-gun will be paying them a visit real soon. If they want to war we fucking war.
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Joined: Jan 05Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 2:57pm) in reply to gboro780
tace del mar north vegas parking lot... young meth head got trained by 2 fat guys and paid with a photo copy of 4 bennies cut out perfectly.
best part was sitting in drive through seeing her ordering food and getting caught trying to pass the paper off. -
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Joined: Jul 06Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 8:30pm) in reply to perma_tilt
lol at paying for whores..... even if it is the "vegas" thing to do....
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