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  1. boris64 boris64 is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:02pm)

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/06...est=latestnews

    and if this isnt clickable

    click here
  2. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:04pm) in reply to boris64

    Damn, now the whole world knows.
  3. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:05pm) in reply to boris64

    Miami-Dade Police Department

    May 5: TSA agent Rolando Negrin was arrested for allegedly attacking a colleague who mocked the size of his penis.

    A TSA worker in Miami was arrested when he "lost his mind" and attacked a colleague who repeatedly made fun of his small penis after the security screener walked through a high-tech scanner that showed his genitalia, according to Miami-Dade police.

    Rolando Negrin, 44, was arrested at Miami International Airport Wednesday morning following an altercation with a fellow screener, Hugh Osorno, Tuesday evening. Negrin is facing assault charges for allegedly beating Osorno with a baton in the airport's parking lot, NBC Miami reported.

    Negrin had been embarrassed and enraged by constant ribbing from his colleagues after a training session with a "Whole Body Imaging" machine, according to the police affidavit.

    "The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," according to the report.

    Negrin showed up for work as usual Wednesday and can be seen in the uniform blue shirt and epaulets of the TSA in his booking photo. Osorno suffered abrasions on his back and arms from the attack, police said.

    Loooool
  4. elusively elusively is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:05pm) in reply to midmoguy

    dagger
  5. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:06pm) in reply to boris64

    Now that is just hilarious.
     
  6. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:08pm) in reply to boris64

    what an insecure dbag
  7. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:09pm) in reply to boris64

    I had just been in the pool....
  8. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:11pm) in reply to Lameass_

    He should have told them he's a grower.
     
  9. boris64 boris64 is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:12pm) in reply to BigGunX

    i'm flying out of MIA next week, i'll make sure to look for him

    plan of action:

    find the guy

    point and laugh

    get assaulted

    lawsuit

    bink fat bankroll

    donk it off to you guys
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  10. Bigpun23 Bigpun23 is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:18pm) in reply to boris64

     
    Originally Posted by boris64 View Post


    i'm flying out of MIA next week, i'll make sure to look for him

    plan of action:

    find the guy

    point and laugh

    get assaulted

    lawsuit

    bink fat bankroll

    donk it off to you guys

    pretty sure he'll be fired by then
  11. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 5:31pm) in reply to boris64

    lol... guess it has been bothering him fow awhile.

    nothing wrong with being a grower
  12. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 6:26pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    LOOOOOL

    So he attacks a guy for constantly making fun of his little pecker and it leads to a fucking nationwide press release about how small his junk is....GG dude.

    I think having a news article written about how small your dick is could probably be the worst thing to happen to a guy.
  13. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 6:31pm) in reply to cizastro

    I'm a grower...that's why I can never do the Dick Slang...FML
  14. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 6:31pm) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    LOOOOOL

    So he attacks a guy for constantly making fun of his little pecker and it leads to a fucking nationwide press release about how small his junk is....GG dude.

    I think having a news article written about how small your dick is could probably be the worst thing to happen to a guy.

    marriage
  15. tuffmonkey tuffmonkey is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 6:54pm) in reply to boris64

    Damn...

    If I went through one of those things people would prolly think I have a vagina.
  16. sanzard sanzard is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 7:31pm) in reply to tuffmonkey

    Talk about bad beats.
     
  17. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 7:32pm) in reply to boris64

    lmfao
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  18. trouble trouble is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 7:34pm) in reply to boris64

    Who knew dolphin was an angry TSA worker IRL...
  19. watson5j watson5j is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 7:36pm) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    I <strike>had just been</strike> was in the pool....I was in the pool...

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  20. time4badbeat time4badbeat is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 9:14pm) in reply to boris64

    Pretty sure this guy should have told a supervisor that he was being sexually harassed and then when it doesn't stop he fkn makes bank on the lawsuit.
     
  21. AbnormalQ AbnormalQ is offline

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 9:48pm) in reply to time4badbeat

     
    Originally Posted by time4badbeat View Post

    Pretty sure this guy should have told a supervisor that he was being sexually harassed and then when it doesn't stop he fkn makes bank on the lawsuit.

    i thought the exact same thing
  22. OneM24 OneM24 is online now beer pong champion

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    May 7th, 2010 (5/7/2010 10:10pm) in reply to BigGunX

     
    Originally Posted by BigGunX View Post

    He should have told them he's a grower.

    I'm sure that's what you told all the ladies...until you got married of course.
  23. feedthemfish feedthemfish is offline

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    May 8th, 2010 (5/8/2010 5:28am) in reply to watson5j

    shrinkage obv. unless he was japanese.
  24. wtf wtf is offline

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    May 8th, 2010 (5/8/2010 7:52am) in reply to feedthemfish

    My girl tells me all the time " I love your small penis baby!" , she says I got all she needs. Plus its easy for me to hide my hardons
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