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People who've pissed me off this week

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  1. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:04pm)

    These are the types of people who have managed to bother me this week by their behaviour.

    1) The Stall Talker
    So I'm at work doing my business when someone else enters the washroom and takes the stall next to me. Whatever, I don't care. Until...
    "They should fix the fan in here. It really stinks!"
    Um, ok. Maybe you're just thinking out loud. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
    "I don't think it's you or anything. This room always reaks."
    I guess he really is trying to talk to me. He's right about the fan, but that doesn't mean I want to have a discussion with him while dropping a log.
    I don't even chat at the urinal, never mind when I'm on the throne.
    Luckily, without a response from me he gets the message and shuts up. I quickly finish, wash up, and leave. I'm not even sure which coworker he was, and I don't care enough to find out.

    2) The Door Crowder
    More than once this week I've been getting off the bus or elevator, only to find myself four inches from somebody else's face as soon as the door opens.
    I get it, you want on. But there's no reason to crowd the door. Didn't your parents ever teach you to politely leave room for those who want to exit? Don't worry, the bus driver has eyes. He's not going to leave without you.
    Inevitably, you're going to have to step back so I can leave, because I'm not going to step back into the elevator or bus or try to negotiate my way through you.
    Patience or manners. Get some.

    3) The Line Cutter
    I'm at the supermarket yesterday and it's rather crowded. I get in line and behind me is a woman with two little kids. Eventually I get up to the cashier and start loading my stuff on the belt. As I'm reaching back into my cart, I notice that one of the woman's kids dropped something (toy, snack, I don't know) and she's picking it up. As this is happening, this random old guy starts inching his way in and parks his cart right behind me. I don't think so.
    "Excuse me sir, I think this lady was behind me."
    He gives me this look that's half "Oh come on!" and half that guilty face you made when your mother caught you eating an entire box of cookies before dinner.
    He sheepishly steps out of line and I go back to my groceries. A minute later as I'm paying I notice he's managed to squeeze his way in behind the lady with the kids and ahead of the people behind her. Sigh.
    Look buddy, I don't know what you're on that makes you believe that you're incredibly special and shouldn't have to stand in line like everybody else, but you're not and you do. This is a first come, first serve situation. Accept it.


    I know that in the overall scheme of things, none of these three things are a big deal. I just felt a little ranty today.
  2. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:06pm) in reply to j_farah

    lamarodam tho
  3. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:07pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    4) people who add 'u's in 'behavior'.
    Edited By: Reech Apr 9th, 2011 at 05:09 PM
  4. niptuck niptuck is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:08pm) in reply to Reech

    I didn't know you were African American. I'll take your word on the bus stuff.
  5. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:09pm) in reply to niptuck

    awesome rant imo!
  6. Jwilkinson Jwilkinson is online now

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:11pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    lamarodam tho

    ya this guy and the budo guy, both annoying as fuck, if they quit posting id be a lot happier :)
    Edited By: Jwilkinson Apr 9th, 2011 at 05:11 PM
  7. djg23 djg23 is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:13pm) in reply to Reech

     
    Originally Posted by Reech View Post

    4) people who add 'u's in 'behavior'.


    So people that can spell? You crazy Americans
  8. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:37pm) in reply to Reech

     
    Originally Posted by Reech View Post

    4) people who add 'u's in 'behavior'.

    I also say washroom instead of bathroom. We're just crazy here in Canada.
    Thread Starter
  9. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:38pm) in reply to j_farah

    3 canoes...... all it would take....

    is 3 canoes.
  10. SirLiesAlot SirLiesAlot is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 5:41pm) in reply to Niceguy

    Seinfeld called, wants his royalties check for his jokes.
  11. voorh33s voorh33s is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 6:56pm) in reply to SirLiesAlot

     
    Originally Posted by SirLiesAlot View Post

    Seinfeld called, wants his royalties check for his jokes.

    lol was thinking the same thing
  12. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 7:14pm) in reply to voorh33s

  13. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 7:16pm) in reply to Ozzie

    5) people who think OT is their personal fucking blog.
  14. GPop21 GPop21 is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 7:23pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

    and how does that make you feel?
  15. ripomatic ripomatic is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 7:52pm) in reply to GPop21

    4) the old man needs a hype man. Fucking old ass giezer who is on the brink of death/ retirement and wants to impose his methods onto everyone/ everything( even tho his methods are at best elementary) and needs someone to tell him how fucking great he was twenty years ago.
  16. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 8:24pm) in reply to ripomatic

    6) Girl I slept with last night.

    Upon arrival, I hear "Dont let the cat out"

    Me: "FFS. You have a cat, since when?"

    Her: "A year ago, why?"

    Me: "Im highly allergic, JFC"

    Her : "Oh, stop, Mia is nice she wont bother you."

    Me: Sigh " Im not scared of the thing, Im just allergic."

    Her : "You are grumpy."

    Me : Double sigh.


    Fast forward to laying in bed later

    Me: "The cat is on the bed."

    No response, she is checking blackberry.

    "The cat is on the bed."

    Her : "No she isnt"

    Me: "Im staring at her, right behind you."

    Her : "Ok, shell jump off when shes ready, I feel bad cuz she sleeps in my bed with me every night."

    Me: " Please put her out of the room, the inside of my eyeballs and my entire face is itching."

    Her: " Cant you do it, I feel bad kicking her out of bed?"

    Me : " Ok, Im leaving, this is crazy."

    Her: " Youre an asshole."

    Me :
    Edited By: Pker4Dummies Apr 9th, 2011 at 08:25 PM
  17. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 8:32pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    The cat sleeps with the girl every night, which means all the cat hair and dander that you're allergic to is all over the bed that you were lying in, yet you only start itching and wh-wh-whining when the cat is standing there?

    I agree with the girl in this instance.
  18. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 8:39pm) in reply to timthegem

    Forgot to mention, she did change the sheets and pillowcases before we layed down.

    And anytime the cat was in the same room as me I would be noticeably uncomfortable and itching like crazy but not really bitching.
    Edited By: Pker4Dummies Apr 9th, 2011 at 08:39 PM
  19. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 8:39pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    Butler Bulldogs pissed me off monday Nothing like travelling 2000 miles to see a squad shoot 12-64
  20. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 10:19pm) in reply to j_farah

    door crowders are the worst in elevators, especially on the 1st floor. look dipshit, did you think the people in the elevator came down to the first floor in order to go back upstairs? why would you try and get on when you know every mf one of us is getting out here? ffs
  21. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 10:21pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Linecutter dude sounds awesome, i wish he wouldve kicked your ass
  22. cdmalgee cdmalgee is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2011 (4/9/2011 10:50pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    I was driving down the road this week when a guy and his wife pulled out in front of me, causing me to slam on my brakes. Then as he slowly turned left around my car he was staring at me like I was the asshole that did something wrong. At that moment in time, I would've happily killed that man.
  23. normlfella normlfella is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2011 (4/10/2011 12:21am) in reply to cdmalgee

    looooooool wp P4D
  24. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2011 (4/10/2011 2:11am) in reply to normlfella

    budo9 because he's a d-bag who posts way too much.

    very similar to myself back in '06 when I had no life like him because of family issues.
  25. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2011 (4/10/2011 2:13am) in reply to Da Donkey

  26. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2011 (4/10/2011 8:34pm) in reply to wes_mc

    4) blacks
  27. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2011 (4/10/2011 8:44pm) in reply to Hughes4

    But which 4 Hughes?
     
  28. iatetheredcrayon iatetheredcrayon is offline

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    Apr 11th, 2011 (4/11/2011 1:38am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Republicans and their bullshit shenanigans with the economy pissed me off this week.
  29. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Apr 11th, 2011 (4/11/2011 2:21am) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

    I love watching completely socially clueless people storm onto trains as soon as the doors open while people are trying to get off. I feel like punching them in the back of the head as I board.

    I also love the people who decide they need to sit on the outside of the 2 seats on the train so that everyone has to stand up while they have an empty seat next to them with nothing in it.
  30. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Apr 11th, 2011 (4/11/2011 2:54am) in reply to niptuck

     
    Originally Posted by niptuck View Post

    I didn't know you were African American. I'll take your word on the bus stuff.

    my god u r a fuckin' snobby douche
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