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  1. CayneB CayneB is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 12:41am)

    How are some people comfortable traveling around with their pets?!

    Just mowed my fucking lawn, and hit multiple shit piles 'cause my buddy brings his piece of shit pitbull into my yard when he visits. So frustrating. Dude was honestly suprised when I stopped him from letting the shit container inside my home, and just automatically ties it to a tree in my back yard. I fucking hate pets.

    I understand if a person wants to allow their own pet inside their own home, or even on their own furniture... to each their own. But to push these pet permissions onto others is wholly unacceptable.

    Your fucking animal touches my fucking couch, I'm using its fur for reupholstery. That is all.
  2. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 12:44am) in reply to CayneB

    riveting tale, chap
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 12:44am) in reply to smokerock247

    your buddy should obv be cleaning up after his dog.

    oh and if i had to choose between saving my dogs life or yours, it's the dog all day... my cat might even get the nod too
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 12:46am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    Who in the fuck hates petting?

    Confused
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 12:46am) in reply to CayneB

  6. CayneB CayneB is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 12:53am) in reply to smokerock247

    I love gifs... that's awesome smokerock.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 12:58am) in reply to CayneB

  8. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 12:58am) in reply to CayneB

    I love animals, but I'm with you all the way on this. He should bag the dog crap up and put it in the can outside if he's going to let it crap on your property. His dog doesn't even belong out in your yard if he hasn't cleared having the pet with him before hand.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:01am) in reply to CayneB

  10. CayneB CayneB is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:11am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    Love the gifs!
    ...
    I have the same logic for children tbh. Unless you're referring to '...under water,' don't assume I'm happy to hold your child for you.
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  11. Milo Milo is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:30am) in reply to CayneB

    I have four cats . . . everybody that is new to our door is told of this before they even show up. If they have an issue, they are welcome to stay away. No way do I tolerate our pets being a nuisance to our guests, and I would NEVER allow my dog (should I ever own one) to crap somewhere without picking it up. If I knew that a friend felt like the OP does, then the dog stays HOME. Anything else is just bad manners, imo.
  12. LitezOut LitezOut is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:33am) in reply to CayneB

    A pet would obviously make a better friend for you, cause this one is irresponsible to you both (tie him to a tree out back...wtf??)

    Maybe if you had a better friend (perhaps a chocolate lab), you wouldn't be so bitter... just sayin
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:40am) in reply to LitezOut

    OP your a loney fuckin douchebag, go kill yourself please. how the fuck do u not like dogs. your friend should obv ask u before hand if he could bring the dog over, but i mean wtf is wrong with u, take your rant and shove it up your ass faggot
  14. bluefront bluefront is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:46am) in reply to Jwilkinson

    lol at not calling your buddy out on this, if this is a second time im telling him dont bring that thing back here if you arent looking after it. really simple
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:46am) in reply to bluefront

    does not sound like OPs problem is pets, his problem is shitty friends. npi
     
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:50am) in reply to killingbird

     
    Originally Posted by killingbird View Post

    does not sound like OPs problem is pets, his problem is shitty friends. npi

    winner. your buddy's pet's manners mirror his human's.
  17. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:51am) in reply to Reech

    i pinch a loaf on his front lawn next week
  18. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:55am) in reply to nastysmell

    B-

    pet freaks freak me out,tho. I love my dog too, but don't try to push her onto other ppl.
  19. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:57am) in reply to CayneB

    my cocksucking sister brings her fucking shedding dogs into the house whenever she gets home.

    the dogs will be there for less than a week, but it takes a few MOTNHS to get rid of all the hair and a few weeks to get rid of the smell.

    exactly what you said, put those shit/piss/shed factorys in your own damn house dont bring that crap into mine.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 3:14pm) in reply to Lameass_

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