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  1. One Years Old

    I could care less...
  2. Saying that something tilts you
  3. It is what it is.... so fucking gay
  4. Bear down cunt.
  5. "I'm going to repost this, again" but phrased as "Phrases people use that tilt you..."
  6. I love you
  7. "on accident"
     
  8. "Don't retreat, reload"
  9. I would be happy to never hear "alpha dog" again.
  10. Sunrise and sunset.
  11. "Chicago Bears"
  12. "No offense, but..."

    ... usually just ends up offending you
  13.  
    Originally Posted by Stone316 View Post


    I could care less...

    I agree with that one for sure! Also, I hate the term "what not" for some reason. And anyone over the age of 30 that uses lol or omg or anyone at all that uses those while speaking.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by NechitaCC View Post

    It is what it is.... so fucking gay

    This

    Oh, and "Can you repeat that again?"

    No you fuckin asshole, I can repeat it for the first time. If this were my 3rd time saying it, then I would be repeating it again!! gjea;gajlgdjejjoejmg!!!
    Edited By: BigGunX Jan 21st, 2011 at 01:27 AM
     
  15. Closure
  16. Sorry, I have a husband

    Sorry, but my dad doesn't let me date yet
  17. "How's that ass feelin'?"
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Stone316 View Post

    One Years Old

    I could care less...

    I had a buddy that always said "who gives a care" WTF does that mean?!
  19.  
    Originally Posted by KING View Post

    "No offense, but..."

    ... usually just ends up offending you

    lol
  20. cool beans tilts the fuck outta me

    also when someone says Hi, Mr. and inserts your first name, like Hi, Mr. Jim. Hate that.
  21. The fact that you know people who say "cool beans" makes me think you need to re-evaluate who you hang with lol.
    Edited By: NechitaCC Jan 21st, 2011 at 01:53 AM
  22. Someone came up behind me today at the soda vending machine as I was talking to someone else about needing a caffeine kick, and she says "Maybe you just have a case of the Mondays".

    At first I wanted to strangle her.
    Then I turned around and saw that she was kinda hot and I wanted to fuck her.
    Then I looked down and saw that she was maybe 5 months pregnant. And then I wanted to fuck her in the ass.

    If someone on Monday says "Is it the weekend yet?"
    If someone on Wednesday says "Halfway there"
    If someone on Friday says "Are you ready for the weekend?"
     
  23. ''hurry up''
  24. "we need to talk"
  25. No
     
  26. "That's poker!" AINEFC
  27.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    No

  28.  
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    If someone on Monday says "Is it the weekend yet?"
    If someone on Wednesday says "Halfway there"
    If someone on Friday says "Are you ready for the weekend?"

    And yeah this tilts the shit outta me... I don't even respond to ppl at work if they say this to me
  29. "Turn two" Means time to get started.
     

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