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  1. water seeks it's own level.
  2. *cough*
  3. jesus christ is that really a woman?
  4. OMG NO FUCKING WAY! I SAW THIS THING WHEN I WENT TO IOWA CITY ON HALLOWEEN! I NEVER TYPE IN ALL CAPS BUT THIS IS TOTALLY NECESSARY NOW. THE HUGE MAN/THING ACTUALLY HIT ON ME AND MY FRIEND AT A GAS STATION ON CAMPUS. WE WERE DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR FOOD AND SHE/IT/HIM WAS IN FRONT OF THE SANDWICHES AND SAID "OHHHH I REALLY LOVE SAUSAGES, YUMMM" AFTER I ASKED MY BUDDY WHAT I SHOULD GET.

    I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THIS IS THE SAME THING, I COULD NOT FORGET ITS FACE/ECT.

    WHAT THE FUCK?!??!?!?!
  5. Jesus Christ I picked a bad time to eat my lunch...just about puked all over my key board.
  6.  
    Originally Posted by BigEarn7 View Post

    OMG NO FUCKING WAY! I SAW THIS THING WHEN I WENT TO IOWA CITY ON HALLOWEEN! I NEVER TYPE IN ALL CAPS BUT THIS IS TOTALLY NECESSARY NOW. THE HUGE MAN/THING ACTUALLY HIT ON ME AND MY FRIEND AT A GAS STATION ON CAMPUS. WE WERE DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR FOOD AND SHE/IT/HIM WAS IN FRONT OF THE SANDWICHES AND SAID "OHHHH I REALLY LOVE SAUSAGES, YUMMM" AFTER I ASKED MY BUDDY WHAT I SHOULD GET.

    I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THIS IS THE SAME THING, I COULD NOT FORGET ITS FACE/ECT.

    WHAT THE FUCK?!??!?!?!

    HAHAH are you typing in Caps cause your mad she is Married Now ? dude there are Plenty of Fish in the sea .. LOL
  7.  
    Originally Posted by BigEarn7 View Post


    OMG NO FUCKING WAY! I SAW THIS THING WHEN I WENT TO IOWA CITY ON HALLOWEEN! I NEVER TYPE IN ALL CAPS BUT THIS IS TOTALLY NECESSARY NOW. THE HUGE MAN/THING ACTUALLY HIT ON ME AND MY FRIEND AT A GAS STATION ON CAMPUS. WE WERE DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR FOOD AND SHE/IT/HIM WAS IN FRONT OF THE SANDWICHES AND SAID "OHHHH I REALLY LOVE SAUSAGES, YUMMM" AFTER I ASKED MY BUDDY WHAT I SHOULD GET.

    I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THIS IS THE SAME THING, I COULD NOT FORGET ITS FACE/ECT.

    WHAT THE FUCK?!??!?!?!

    was she a good lay?
  8.  
    Originally Posted by Jokerluelz View Post


    HAHAH are you typing in Caps cause your mad she is Married Now ? dude there are Plenty of Fish in the sea .. LOL

    yeah, but there aren't many porpoisebearwhales left
  9. isnt that the dude from Remember the Titains????
  10. Ben Franklin in drag?
  11. anyone else thinking threesome???

    anyone?
  12. she's obv. a fine catch for a man of his caliber
  13. I'm guessing this guy joined the military after he proposed??? Its wartime.
  14. if its real,good for them...

    finding love is a beautiful thing...

    stop hatin...
  15. she obviously had that kryptonite if you know what i mean.....
  16.  
    Originally Posted by Hogan24 View Post

    I'm guessing this guy joined the military after he proposed??? Its wartime.

    el oh el...this guy's collar says ROTC mmmmmkay?
  17. Oh dear Lord!!
  18. I guy kinda looks like m8kingmoves?
  19. theres no way im ever accepting that that is a girl
  20. her flowers are dead. sad.
  21. nothing turns me on more than a fat chick who is going bald...

    nothing besides a fat chick thats going bold who also has facial hair...

    good catch imo
     
  22. i think ive seen her before...

  23.  
    Originally Posted by kwoods View Post

    I guy kinda looks like m8kingmoves?

    I was thinking the same thing.


  24. she looks great with hair.

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  25. Thats a lot of bacon

    edit: i wish i had the john madden highlighter to circle all the elbow fat