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  1.  
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    and how can there be this many replies w/o anyone mentioning how hot pinksock is??!! SLACKING BOYS!!


    Pinksock is so hot that if she had a dick, I would be willing to suck it.
  2.  
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

    which one was holdplz? i barely remember anything

    was sitting to the right of me at rhino, you couldn't see him cause had stripper all over him all night. young guy, black hair
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  3.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    asking waco to come chill with us and his reply is 'can't I'm booked' then he proceeds to go spoon with the hottest stripper in the rhino in some private booth for hours.

    yea first time I have legit been in love with a stripper imo... jeezuz she is absurd
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  4. those pics dont do her justice, way hotter in person.
  5. ive touched worse
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  6.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    asking waco to come chill with us and his reply is 'can't I'm booked' then he proceeds to go spoon with the hottest stripper in the rhino in some private booth for hours.

    yea first time I have legit been in love with a stripper imo... jeezuz she is absurd

    lol remembering last time at rhino some crazy guy ran up and jacked you at the ATM, thats a true wtf moment. didnt see ur stripper, wish i did now, heard from 2 people already how hot she was
  7.  
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

    lol remembering last time at rhino some crazy guy ran up and jacked you at the ATM, thats a true wtf moment. didnt see ur stripper, wish i did now, heard from 2 people already how hot she was

    yea pretty sure I am going to marry her... we will go back soon when she is working, doubt I ever get a dance from another stripper in my life

    and f that meth head... it was a sick grab n go by him tho, I will give him that... right out the fire exit door and boom gone
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  8. omfg you got robbed at Rhino???...what a buzzkill of epic proportions.
     
  9.  
    Originally Posted by SyphonSoul View Post


    omfg you got robbed at Rhino???...what a buzzkill of epic proportions.

    yea for 300 out of the atm, he grabbed it the second it popped out, he was standing right behind me then he bailed out the back door and was gone... the manager came out and comped me for 200 in dances and bought me some drinks tho

    not last night tho, on a previous trip...
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  10. in the poker game of life, strippers are the rake man. they are the fuckin rake!
  11. How did I scroll this whole thread and not see one pic of cougs doing his famous dance moves? Obv someone (bgx) not sure who (clay) but someone (jaybone) didnt make sure he was drunk enough... Hell in one of the two pics he's in he has a water in his hand...

    FUCK ALL OF YOU

    p.s. I'm in Minnesota for the next 2 hours then somewhere in Europe for a few hours then Kuwait... FML and FUCK ALL OF YOU AGAIN
  12. this will sound gay but so be it!

    why arent there any pics of anyone on the stripper poles? underdog would have been the biggest win.
  13.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    this will sound gay but so be it!

    why arent there any pics of anyone on the stripper poles? underdog would have been the biggest win.

    We need LeftyMark to work on this one.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

    i got into the lift at the palms with my 'mathclub' nametag on my forehead. this old chick was staring at me, so i gave her a big smile and was like "you've heard of me huh?" her husband obv heard my accent and asked me where i was from, so i told him "pocketfives,

    If only you had intended this as a joke, instead of a serious answer
     
  15. I just need to say the ESS is man pretty.

    I am still trying to rap my mind around, if i am more in love with pinksock or ESS.
  16. I SEE FAT PEOPLE!!!!
     
  17. Had a great time meeting everyone - BGX, ess, leftymark, Willy, admiral, UD, mathclub, choco, pinksock (yeah, she's hot beki), threeven, Adam... too many to mention. Didn't know I was looking right at pghfan, because he's too retarded to wear the right nametag, heh.... unfortunately, I was massively beat from the work/travel/timechange/drinks, and I had to head out around 2 AM, so missed meeting waco.... hopefully see everyone at Nobu on Friday who I missed at the party...

    one highlight was introducing myself to jaybone as he was being escorted from the party... he put his arm around me and said "you're the guy that paid for me right?" (well, in a way jaybone... BobFuton paid for you and he sent me the money that I passed on to BGX.... heh...)
     
  18. Sigh why couldn't this have gone down a week earlier?! Sucks that I missed out on all this stuff.

    For the record Jalman69 is the fucking man and Clay talked exactly like I thought he would (I was at 1 of your tables at MGM for like 7 minutes last week). Also pinksock marry me?
     
  19. so has it been answered yet, jaybone alive or dead? does anyone know what happened to him after he got the boot?
  20. He was over here for a cookout today. Him, Ess, Lefty, Kidrockin and his girl. He seems to be alive.
  21. sigh. looks like fun bros.
  22.  
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    and how can there be this many replies w/o anyone mentioning how hot pinksock is??!! SLACKING BOYS!!


    she is definitely beautiful!
  23. PGH had the wrong name tag cause SCTrojans might show up an challenge him?
  24. OT rapes. I was obliterated by the end of the night. Met heaps people, had heaps shots and had a great time. I ended up leaving to go downstairs to grab a hamburger, I came back and the bouncer wouldn't let me back up, I was choked. He said they were closing. I ended up sitting outside for 45 minutes till Foutight came out and grabbed a ride with him...sigh.
     
  25.  
    Originally Posted by wahoo710 View Post

    PGH had the wrong name tag cause SCTrojans might show up an challenge him?

    nah he just thought it would be funny. you should have seen the double take that leftymark did as he passed pgh as his name tag said 2gunsup LOL.
  26.  
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    wow waco looks absolutely destroyed

    ^this
  27.  
    Originally Posted by pokerjamers View Post

    sigh. looks like fun bros.

    ^^^^^^^^ Next year.
  28.  
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

    i just realised
    holdplz was getting freebies from shaven headed strippers then she got PISSED when he's like, nah i got no money

    doubt im paying for a bald headed stripper. doubt i didnt proceed to spend 2k that night, lose my iphone, and get home @ 12:30 noon

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