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  1. spazzztic spazzztic is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:10pm)

    so...

    In order to get the new job i'm applying for, I am required to take a drug test.

    I pretty much smoke weed everyday, stopped about a week ago once I found out I had to take this test next week.

    I have a week to prepare.

    what's the best method?
  2. JayAces JayAces is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:12pm) in reply to spazzztic

    go to the local head shop and just be completely honest with them. How long you have been smoking, how often, when you last smoked, when the last time you will smoke before your test is , and they will take care of you.

    Had an intense drug screening for my last job and was getting high up until a the day before (I smoke more than Snoop on a daily basis) and no problems.

    My shit was called EZ clean, fruit punch flavored and worked like a charm.
  3. dunit1003 dunit1003 is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:12pm) in reply to spazzztic

    I hear that the search feature works well.
  4. swizbeatz swizbeatz is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:13pm) in reply to spazzztic

    go to marijuana.com and go to the drug testing area of the forum. there is a 150 page sticky on the top you can read through to get ideas, i recommend substitution. gl
  5. swizbeatz swizbeatz is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:14pm) in reply to JayAces

     
    Originally Posted by JayAces View Post


    go to the local head shop and just be completely honest with them. How long you have been smoking, how often, when you last smoked, when the last time you will smoke before your test is , and they will take care of you.

    Had an intense drug screening for my last job and was getting high up until a the day before (I smoke more than Snoop on a daily basis) and no problems.

    My shit was called EZ clean, fruit punch flavored and worked like a charm.

    what is the difference between an intense drug screening and a normal one? Unless you had the dipstick test you are extremely lucky you passed, and if it was the dipstick i wouldnt really call that intense.
  6. ccm ccm is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:15pm) in reply to spazzztic

    switch a pregnancy test for the drug test.

    As long as you're not prego, you'll pass with flying colors!
  7. JayAces JayAces is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:16pm) in reply to swizbeatz

     
    Originally Posted by swizbeatz View Post

     
    Originally Posted by JayAces View Post


    go to the local head shop and just be completely honest with them. How long you have been smoking, how often, when you last smoked, when the last time you will smoke before your test is , and they will take care of you.

    Had an intense drug screening for my last job and was getting high up until a the day before (I smoke more than Snoop on a daily basis) and no problems.

    My shit was called EZ clean, fruit punch flavored and worked like a charm.

    what is the difference between an intense drug screening and a normal one? Unless you had the dipstick test you are extremely lucky you passed, and if it was the dipstick i wouldnt really call that intense.

    I just meant they werent just looking for weed, they were looking for everything. I gueess if you are smoking pot any test would be intense.

  8. Bawb420 Bawb420 is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:16pm) in reply to spazzztic

    Drink tons of water.

    Go to the pharmacy and get a drug test - they have one's meant to test your kids. They are about $20 and you just piss on them and get a pass/fail.

    Check to see if you pass 2-3 days before the test

    If you don't you will have to buy some sort of 'cleansing' product. There are tons out there and some review sites, just google away.
  9. swizbeatz swizbeatz is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:24pm) in reply to JayAces

     
    Originally Posted by JayAces View Post

     
    Originally Posted by swizbeatz View Post

     
    Originally Posted by JayAces View Post


    go to the local head shop and just be completely honest with them. How long you have been smoking, how often, when you last smoked, when the last time you will smoke before your test is , and they will take care of you.

    Had an intense drug screening for my last job and was getting high up until a the day before (I smoke more than Snoop on a daily basis) and no problems.

    My shit was called EZ clean, fruit punch flavored and worked like a charm.

    what is the difference between an intense drug screening and a normal one? Unless you had the dipstick test you are extremely lucky you passed, and if it was the dipstick i wouldnt really call that intense.

    I just meant they werent just looking for weed, they were looking for everything. I gueess if you are smoking pot any test would be intense.

    Ah i get ya. What i was reffering to is either the dipstick test similar to what you can buy at meijer vs companies that send it away to a lab. If it was a lab test you would have either failed outright or come back fail dilute from the head shop drink. Something they dont tell you when they sell it to you lol.
  10. spazzztic spazzztic is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:27pm) in reply to swizbeatz

    thanks for the ideas..

    the biggest thing I worry about is I've heard they also test for masking agents now?
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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:30pm) in reply to JayAces

     
    Originally Posted by JayAces View Post

    go to the local head shop and just be completely honest with them. How long you have been smoking, how often, when you last smoked, when the last time you will smoke before your test is , and they will take care of you.

    In NH, if you do this some will not sell to you. You need to say you want or need to detoxify. They know the deal. Its like going and asking for a bong. They tell you we only sell water pipes etc.
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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:33pm) in reply to spazzztic

    there is no such thing as a masking agent as far as i know
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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:38pm) in reply to swizbeatz

    depends on the test. The last one I took was a 9 panel test. It was sent out to a lab. One of the panels was golden seal. Doesnt anybody evan still use that for drug test?
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    Dec 11th, 2008 (12/11/2008 1:38pm) in reply to spazzztic

     
    Originally Posted by spazzztic View Post

    so...

    In order to get the new job i'm applying for, I am required to take a drug test.

    I pretty much smoke weed everyday, stopped about a week ago once I found out I had to take this test next week.

    I have a week to prepare.

    what's the best method?

    Here is the best method. Whizzinator.

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