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  1. I have never NOT peed in a pool, or a shower, or a lake.
  2. man some people are just flat out fucking disgusting.
  3. This thread is the reason I don't go into public pools.

    Enjoy your golden showers fellas.
  4. Get out and go to the john imo

    Its like asking if you crap your pants or go to the toilet
  5. Completely standard to piss in pools IMO. Even if I just pissed right before I jump in the water I get the urge to pee instantly. But I try not to announce it to a group of people.
  6. I was swimming in my buddys pool the other day and had his 3 yr old on my shoulders dragging him around the pool making a whirlpool. i felt a warm sensation on my back and I was like "are you peeing on me Ian?" he said "yes" then Im like "SHIT!" he says "I dont have to poop". FML

    Ian reminds me of the OP but not cute.
     
  7. In my pool, absolutely not.

    When I go to a Water Park, I piss at will. That is part of the fun in paying $1293848595824 for admission. Besides, you know the tourists are doing it.
  8. How does he not have an undertitle about peeing in the pool yet? This seems like a no brainer.
  9. With all of the chemicals in a pool I don't think it's a huge deal. With that said, I don't piss in a pool. I've jizzed in a few pools when banging women, but have stopped that too because the next piss after a pool fuck is excruciatingly painful.

    I have pissed in lakes/oceans before though. And if you wanna know why the ocean is salty it's cuz of all that whale jizz. Keep your mouths closed.
  10. admitting that you pee in the pool is fucking disgusting. and even worse you told the pool's owner? ffs! common sense man. did you tell him you missed bowl a lil bit when you pissed in the toilet too? or that you flicked a booger behind his couch? have some common decency and don't tell people shit like that.
  11. When I was a kid this guy has a sign that said:

    This is my OOL

    As you can se there is no P in it, please keep it that way.

    Pissing in pools is sick
  12. peeing in a pool is not cool - but what about all you horny bastards that ripped off a piece of ass in the pool or in a hot tub? or how about the hot tub in Jamaica that holds 50 of your closest friends fucking and sucking? where do you think all that splooge ends up? thank god for chlorine.
  13. an old joke of mine at the pool was line up a game of marco polo... when someone else is it, you're sorta sitting on the edge of the pool calling out 'polo' and giving them little splashes for the distraction factor.. as they get closer, you're pissing on their face and it takes them a good 5 seconds to realize what's going on..
    Edited By: JJ_Vandelay Jul 16th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
  14.  
    Originally Posted by cdmalgee View Post

    As a pool owner, I would be pretty angry if you pissed in the pool. An apartment pool or other commercial pool is one thing. They're shocked to hell and have huge circulation systems. Your buddy's pool probably only circulates a couple of times a day, he has to pay for the chemicals to keep it clean, it's a place of his own to relax and enjoy and not have to think about being in another persons urine.

    So, yeah, you're a douche and your friend is right. GTFO of the god damned pool if you have to take a fucking leak.

    I hope someone shits in your pool.

    I wish i could pee on everyone in this thread, especially kidrockin. It wasnt "his" pool either, its a large community pool fwiw.
    Thread Starter
  15.  
    Originally Posted by NechitaCC View Post

    It wasnt "his" pool either, its a large community pool fwiw.


    haha.. really? fuckem..
  16. Is this thread fucking real?!? HAS to be a level


    Pissing in any confined pool area where others are swimming is fucking disgusting, and you are crazy if you think that chlorine filters the water quickly enough to make this acceptable.
     
  17.  
    Originally Posted by TeddyKGB109 View Post

    ... is fucking disgusting, and you are crazy if you think that chlorine filters the water quickly enough to make this acceptable.


    and you are crazy if you think you're jumping into that refreshing water and someone hasn't pissed in it..
    just because all of you think it's disgusting doesn't me you're not swimming in it..
    Edited By: JJ_Vandelay Jul 17th, 2010 at 12:13 AM
  18. if its a community pool then you were not the only one for sure.
  19.  
    Originally Posted by JJ_Vandelay View Post

    and you are crazy if you think you're jumping into that refreshing water and someone hasn't pissed in it..
    just because all of you think it's disgusting doesn't me you're not swimming in it..


    Sickos like you, OP, and others ITT are the exact reason I don't swim in community pools


    Seriously if you are over 8 years old and can't wait until you get out of the pool to piss there is something seriously wrong with you.
    Edited By: TeddyKGB109 Jul 17th, 2010 at 12:19 AM
     
  20. thanks i am never putting my head under water at a pool ever again
     
  21. We should send all pool pissers to live in Oakland as punishment.
  22.  
    Originally Posted by TeddyKGB109 View Post

    Sickos like you,


    lol.. the fuck you calling me a sicko for?
    because i tend to think that most swimming pools have some piss in them? yeah.. pretty gross man.
  23. I love the fact that he actually kicked you out of his house.

    If you told me in so many words, that you peed in my pool, i woulda rung you up too.

  24. Was at a pool party a couple weeks ago and whenever I had to piss I just hopped in the pool. That's half the reason why it's there. Everyone needs to stfu.
  25. Only a prick would pee in a pool.
  26.  
    Originally Posted by TeddyKGB109 View Post

    Is this thread fucking real?!? HAS to be a level


    Pissing in any confined pool area where others are swimming is fucking disgusting, and you are crazy if you think that chlorine filters the water quickly enough to make this acceptable.

    It's a chemical reaction you monkey. Chlorine doesn't filter shit. It happens immediately.

    Now please go check raise Matt Damon and talk shit in Russian.
  27. I have no problem peeing in a public pool.

    Dont usually do it if it's a friend pool though.
  28. Buy and wear.
  29. i mean everything thats in pee is sterile. so that combined with the fact that there's chlorine in the pool. i mean its safe...

    still fuckin gross though you wierdos. you can tell when you have to piss, get the fuck out and use the bathroom
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