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  1. After a bad session I decided to do a play money sng and shove a ton of hands to relieve stress. This is the convo I had with one guy:

    Garic: what an idiot

    smashed you bro: its play money

    Garic: so

    Garic: doesnt change the fact youre an idiot

    smashed you bro: so i dont really care about winning/losing imaginary money

    Garic: then dont play

    smashed you bro: fine

    smashed you bro: i never will from now on, goodbye forever garic

    Garic: fine by me

    smashed you bro: sweet, ill be round tomorrow to pick up my cd's etc

    Garic: what the feck are you going on about d ick?

    smashed you bro: well you dont wanna see me anymore, I want my cd's back

    Garic: shut the hell up arsehole

    smashed you bro: especially my John Mayer one

    smashed you bro: im just trying to have a laugh, and your abusing me? hardly nice

    Garic: I aint a nice person, what can I say

    smashed you bro: thats for sure

    Garic: I know thats why I said it

    smashed you bro: I dont know what i ever saw in you Garic

    Garic: look, do me a favour and dont talk

    smashed you bro: mute me

    smashed you bro: behind those puppy dog eyes theres a harsh person :( (he was the puppy avatar)

    Was he completely out of order?
  2. your line was perfect up until you decided to post it here.
  3. A+ for concept

    B+/A- for execution
  4. arsehole
     
  5. Things like this are so much better when you are doing it, not posting it?
     
  6. you should call this thread: Play monies FOR MOTHERFUCKIN REAL
  7. yesssssss nice edit OP

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