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  1. I reactivated the account for summer to try and pick up some new snatch. Anyways, for those who have been successful.. what has been your best message sending strategy? I sent out a few semi-cocky and witty messages to the hottest ones I found in my area and both of them seemed to respond and be digging it. Im thinking this is probably the best strategy?

    Last time I used it, I didn't really get anywhere... my standards are real high though so i'm only sending the real quality chicks messages and such.
  2. lol, high standards and plenty of fish in the same post. Lets be honest with each other.
  3. they are desperate.

    have low self-esteem.

    Treat them like you would a blonde at the bar.
  4. what Admiral said...

    you're a college hockey player, why bother with something like this?
  5.  
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    what Admiral said...

    you're a college hockey player, why bother with something like this?

  6. whatever happened to that account that OneM24 had everyone make the description for?
  7. I've tried messaging...but I get no responses...I'm not good looking :(.
  8. Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.
  9.  
    Originally Posted by chknpotpie View Post

    Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.

    Nothing wrong with looking everywhere for skanks imo
  10.  
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by chknpotpie View Post

    Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.

    Nothing wrong with looking everywhere for skanks imo

    Guys that do nothing but look for skanks have just as low self esteem as those type of girls.
  11. Getting introduced to people by friends>notes on windsheilds>meeting on interwebz
  12.  
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    I've tried messaging...but I get no responses...I'm not good looking :(.

    I'm sorry man, but this made me laugh, stop being so emo.
  13.  
    Originally Posted by Bob Futon View Post

    Getting introduced to people by friends>notes on windsheilds>mail order bride>meeting on interwebz

  14. I have an account there but i just cant put my picture on there. Just browsing the chicks in my area I already recognize a few.

    plus, that whole deal would be really weird to me.
  15. i knew he couldnt stay unemo for long.

    god it makes me laugh everytime. self loathing ftw!!

    also pof is an easy place to pick up easy ass. y not do it. jsut weed through the ugly fat ones cause there as some hotties out there.
  16. I wait for them to message me, but i only get the fattys so i have no advice unless thats what your goin for
  17.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post


    also pof is an easy place to pick up easy ass. y not do it. just nail some ugly fat ones while you try and find some hotties on there.

    FYP
  18. Fail harder lameass. seriously fail harder.

    The optimal strategery is to go for the fatties and ignore the hotties, that always gets you laid by the hotties for some reason, at least IRL.

    edit:

    Bob fuckin Futon
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Da Donkey View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by chknpotpie View Post

    Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.

    Nothing wrong with looking everywhere for skanks imo

    Guys that do nothing but look for skanks have just as low self esteem as those type of girls.

    ding ding ding
  20.  
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Da Donkey View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by chknpotpie View Post

    Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.

    Nothing wrong with looking everywhere for skanks imo

    Guys that do nothing but look for skanks have just as low self esteem as those type of girls.

    ding ding ding

    Allow me to introduce you to the double standard that is gender.

    Men that have lots of sex = pimps

    Women that have lots of sex = hos
  21. christ you 2 are good at soul reading me.

    bang the fatties to get to the hotties. good ol streak breakers

    does anyone know if this rule applies on the interwebs?
  22. Re: J'Towns Double Standard

    I generally agree with you that double standard at face value is very unfair to women. However, I have met a lot of girls that end up sleeping with a lot of guys because they are looking for love (not pleasure) and the majority of guys I find are looking for pleasure (not love)

    Now i have some female friends that bang a lot of dudes for the sake of pleasure. I have a lot more respect for them, then the girls I know that think some how sex translate into love.

    It all really depends on what your expectation level is and concept of reality. Once again though we are in agreement. Although I don't find slut to be a deragatory term.
  23. at this point in my life i love sluts.

    when i start dating i prolly wont as much. though i may never start dating so whatever
  24.  
    Originally Posted by Da Donkey View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by chknpotpie View Post

    Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.

    Nothing wrong with looking everywhere for skanks imo

    Guys that do nothing but look for skanks have just as low self esteem as those type of girls.

    not true, thats just something people who dont get laid say.

    people who get laid want to get laid again.


    come on now, youre better than that! lol
  25.  
    Originally Posted by Bob Futon View Post

    meeting at parties> meeting at bars> meeting on interwebz> meeting anywhere else> notes on windshields> picking up bartenders (i dont do well) > picking up strippers (i dont do)> picking up hookers (i dont do)> Getting introduced to people by friends

    fyp.
    my own experience is that my friends have no fucking idea what i am looking for and its usually the worst of all possible dates.
  26. No No, i'm not talking about setting people up. I'm more talking about the people you meet through friends, etc, etc. Why would you meet someone at a party? Most likely because they know a friend of yours. That's what I met. Fuck getting setup on dates hardcore
  27.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Da Donkey View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by chknpotpie View Post

    Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.

    Nothing wrong with looking everywhere for skanks imo

    Guys that do nothing but look for skanks have just as low self esteem as those type of girls.

    not true, thats just something people who dont get laid say.

    people who get laid want to get laid again.


    come on now, youre better than that! lol

    Lol, this is where you are wrong. I have all the confidence in the world (Which usually leads to me dating girls way too hot for me including the girl I am serious with now). I guarantee I feel a lot better about myself when getting some than when someone like Clay gets laid. I'd rather have high self esteem/confidence and have bang chicks that also do, then get laid all the time, feel sorry for myself, and only bang bitches who feel sorry for themselves.
  28.  
    Originally Posted by Da Donkey View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by chknpotpie View Post

    Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.

    Nothing wrong with looking everywhere for skanks imo

    Guys that do nothing but look for skanks have just as low self esteem as those type of girls.

    this

    never thought i'd agrii with anything DD says
  29.  
    Originally Posted by Da Donkey View Post

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Da Donkey View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by chknpotpie View Post

    Because he can't pick up chicks like a normal person.

    Nothing wrong with looking everywhere for skanks imo

    Guys that do nothing but look for skanks have just as low self esteem as those type of girls.

    not true, thats just something people who dont get laid say.

    people who get laid want to get laid again.


    come on now, youre better than that! lol

    Lol, this is where you are wrong. I have all the confidence in the world (Which usually leads to me dating girls way too hot for me including the girl I am serious with now). I guarantee I feel a lot better about myself when getting some than when someone like Clay gets laid. I'd rather have high self esteem/confidence and have bang chicks that also do, then get laid all the time, feel sorry for myself, and only bang bitches who feel sorry for themselves.

    ftr i prefer independent chicks who are smart but just like to get laid. i like the challenge and i hate stupid chicks because theres nothing to talk about but there are TIMES when you cant stand this chick, but damn, i need to get laid lol.

    no matter how smart or confident you are or they are, chicks like sex too its not just dumb chicks who like a dick hahahaha.

    this site does sound kind of extra desperate though for my own standards but to each ther own. who am i say make a RULING on someone getting pussy while someone else is getting nothing? its their life. we are not all clones.

    in the end its either wet or it isnt if you are not going to marry the chick or see them again why does it matter what her own particular problems are after that? she wanted sex, you wanted sex, you had sex. she signed up at the site and so did you...for sex. mission accomplished.

    to each their own. i am not a menber ftr lol. as you get older this type of opinion is constantly changing and you wish you hit everything you could before being tied down lol.
  30. This site is great!

    I was able to hook a shortnose sturgeon with daddy issues.

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