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Plenty Of Fish im with black girl lol

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  1. abower1185 abower1185 is offline burmese python

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 8:58am)

    6/26/2010
    A.J.:
    tell me alittle bit about yourself
    ……………………………………………………………………
    Tationa:
    n im thick n da right places
    ……………………………………………………………………
    A.J.:
    haha i bet you are....
    ……………………………………………………………………
    6/26/2010
    Tationa:
    really y is tha
    ……………………………………………………………………
    Tationa:
    so tell me somethin bout u
    ……………………………………………………………………
    A.J.:
    I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.
    ……………………………………………………………………
    Tationa:
    iight thatz waz up then
  2. watson5j watson5j is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 8:59am) in reply to abower1185

    KP would not date a black chick...
  3. JasonBDizzle JasonBDizzle is offline account restricted by moderator -- must reply in this thread before posting anywhere else on the boards

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 9:00am) in reply to watson5j

    you have the e-game of a 12 yr old COD addict
  4. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 9:04am) in reply to JasonBDizzle

    interesting.
  5. abower1185 abower1185 is offline burmese python

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 9:07am) in reply to watson5j

     
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    KP would not date a black chick...

    Who's talking about dating?
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  6. vats12 vats12 is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 5:46pm) in reply to JasonBDizzle

     
    Originally Posted by JasonBDizzle View Post

    you have the e-game of a 12 yr old COD addict

    ZOMG I just died a little reading this...fuckin priceless
  7. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 6:02pm) in reply to vats12

    Pics?
  8. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 9:08pm) in reply to Da Donkey

    WTF is this bullshit
  9. abower1185 abower1185 is offline burmese python

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 10:56pm) in reply to that_pope

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  10. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 11:02pm) in reply to abower1185

     
    Originally Posted by abower1185 View Post

  11. ggwscout ggwscout is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 11:14pm) in reply to abower1185

     
    Originally Posted by abower1185 View Post

    [ ] chick
    [ ] not a chick
    [X] my space angle to hide adams apple
  12. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 11:22pm) in reply to abower1185

    soo www.backpage.com its the new craigslist... ordered me a "massage" two days ago from some black girl... she comes over lookin beat as fuck... real cute face... but that was it... I had two soar necks tho so I wasnt about to send her home...

    she comes in and tells me "get undressed to your liking and lay face down" so I get nakey and and she gets nakey (blehh at her nudeness, skinny boobs, small ass, and belly jelly, but wtf right?)

    she whips out the oil and starts rubbing my back then my legs and ass... life was good... good enough that I gave her the backward boner so she could rub me weiner while Im on my back...

    after about 20 mins she tells me to turn over... I follow orders faster than your dog when hes bout to get a bone... she lubes me up and goes to town not realizing I have 40 mins on the clock... my watch is on and my watch is correct and Im paying about 2 dollars a minute for this shit so Im holding back at every chance...

    about 25 mins later she starts getting annoyed... she honestly says "wtf is wrong with you" and I say " I have 15 mins left and I plan to enjoy them"

    10 mins later I let loose and she looks soo relieved...

    next time Im asking for the azn girl
     
  13. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2010 (6/26/2010 11:33pm) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    soo www.backpage.com its the new craigslist... ordered me a "massage" two days ago from some black girl... she comes over lookin beat as fuck... real cute face... but that was it... I had two soar necks tho so I wasnt about to send her home...

    she comes in and tells me "get undressed to your liking and lay face down" so I get nakey and and she gets nakey (blehh at her nudeness, skinny boobs, small ass, and belly jelly, but wtf right?)

    she whips out the oil and starts rubbing my back then my legs and ass... life was good... good enough that I gave her the backward boner so she could rub me weiner while Im on my back...

    after about 20 mins she tells me to turn over... I follow orders faster than your dog when hes bout to get a bone... she lubes me up and goes to town not realizing I have 40 mins on the clock... my watch is on and my watch is correct and Im paying about 2 dollars a minute for this shit so Im holding back at every chance...

    about 25 mins later she starts getting annoyed... she honestly says "wtf is wrong with you" and I say " I have 15 mins left and I plan to enjoy them"

    10 mins later I let loose and she looks soo relieved...

    next time Im asking for the azn girl

    QF exact opposite of Bfactor's experience.
  14. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Jun 27th, 2010 (6/27/2010 12:19am) in reply to cizastro

    I wouldnt have fcked her with Buchi's dick tho so its a lil different... atleast he had a goodlookin girl
     
  15. abower1185 abower1185 is offline burmese python

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    Jun 27th, 2010 (6/27/2010 9:30am) in reply to ggwscout

     
    Originally Posted by ggwscout View Post

    [ ] chick
    [ ] not a chick
    [X] my space angle to hide adams apple


    [ ] i was hoping u weren't right
    [x] i'm pretty sure u are right
    Edited By: abower1185 Jun 27th, 2010 at 09:30 AM
    Reason: cant spell pretty
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  16. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Jun 27th, 2010 (6/27/2010 9:33am) in reply to abower1185

  17. number1pen number1pen is offline

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    Jun 27th, 2010 (6/27/2010 10:28am) in reply to abower1185

     
    Originally Posted by abower1185 View Post

    6/26/2010

    I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.

    clearly
     
  18. jezzman30 jezzman30 is offline

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    Jun 27th, 2010 (6/27/2010 1:54pm) in reply to abower1185

     
    Originally Posted by abower1185 View Post

    Interesting... fair old forehead on him
  19. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jun 27th, 2010 (6/27/2010 2:43pm) in reply to number1pen

     
    Originally Posted by number1pen View Post

    clearly

    Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.
    Edited By: El Burro Jun 27th, 2010 at 02:47 PM
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