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Plentyoffish success or insanity stories...anyone have any?

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  1. salesbeast salesbeast is offline

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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 9:51pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    I had good success from POF before I was married. This one time I had a arranged to meet this chick at a bar and we had a great night..laughing...drinking...flirting.....THEN..

    Quote from Tucker Max "Then came perhaps the greatest cock block I have ever seen. As we were leaving, her friends, seemingly on cue, descended on her from all different directions of the bar. I never even saw them coming. They herded her away from me and into a cab, then piled in after her. The last one turned to me and said, “Sorry, no more room in the cab.” The last thing I heard from inside the cab was the girl saying, “But I want to have sex with him…”

    Fast forwrd a year later and I am @ a Canucks game and run in to her....some quick catching up followed by 3 hours of post game fun @ The Roxy and BAM fucked her from 2am till at least 7...and did the old quiet exit never to be heard of again.
  2. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 10:58pm) in reply to salesbeast

    Not even sure why I am posting this but it seems like the most appropriate thread right now. While I was in Madison this weekend, I saw this insanely hot mixed chick walk in the bar. It was like 20 degrees outside and she had on a cutoff shirt so she was showing some major stomach action.

    Fast forward to a few minutes later I end up in the very upstairs area where it is a huge dancefloor packed. My buddy points out to me that her lower back tattoo says 'EST 1990'. This wouldn't seem like a big deal, but it is because no more than a week before I started listening to Machine Gun Kelly, a rapper, and he has tats saying EST1990. Anyways, I was completely sober and was too much of a pussy to go up and ask if her if that is what her tat meant. I guarantee like 1% of dudes would have known what it stands for so it would have been a sick opening line on of the hottest girls I have seen in a while but I was too big of a sober pussy.

    =(

    EDIT - here is a Machine Gun Kelly - Return - video is a real cool concept, he asked fans to submit videos singing the song and he included every single one of them who properly sent it in. My favorite song right now.

    Edited By: BigEarn7 Jan 17th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
  3. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 11:00pm) in reply to BigEarn7

    I promise you it meant she was born in 1990.
  4. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 11:04pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

     
    Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies View Post

    I promise you it meant she was born in 1990.

    I know. I figured if I was wrong I would look like the biggest clown creeper ever, and being sober, that is what stopped me however I am pretty sure it was a MGK reference.
    Edited By: BigEarn7 Jan 17th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
  5. srfinsno srfinsno is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 6:01am) in reply to Unforseen

     
    Originally Posted by Unforseen View Post

    what the fuck, where you writing this shit as she told you?

    is your real name Will Hunting?

    I was consciously trying to remember because it was a trainwreck and I knew my friend would want an update and a laugh.
  6. sharkzilla1 sharkzilla1 is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 6:18am) in reply to srfinsno

    Idk whats worse, that you remembered all of that info or that I read every single line of it :(
  7. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 6:45am) in reply to sharkzilla1

    34D, eh? Nice.
  8. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 3:55am) in reply to El Burro

    I have been chatting with this chick that is way out of my league all day. I am intimidated by how attracted I am to her and am scared to meet her.


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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 3:58am) in reply to PoWdA

    don't put the pussy on a pedestal man
  10. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:00am) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    don't put the pussy on a pedestal man

    That right there belongs on a pedastal. I feel like a fucking stalker. Chatting with her and just staring at her pics all day, masturbating, etc...

    That is wifey material right there. Art Teacher with a Masters Degree and sexy as hell. Says she can cook too.
    Edited By: PoWdA Jan 22nd, 2012 at 04:01 AM
  11. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:04am) in reply to PoWdA

    Leaving a paper trail is a rookie stalker mistake.
  12. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:05am) in reply to Niceguy

    Do you jerk it while you chat with her? If so, I don't really blame you.
  13. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:07am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Leaving a paper trail is a rookie stalker mistake.

    I have already decided on bitching out. She lives too far away and has no kids... I dunno, would be awesome tho. Maybe I should go hit up a slumpbuster and then go meet her?

    Also, I just noticed she has a ring on her finger in the first pic and the dude with his arm around her is in a wheelchair.

  14. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:12am) in reply to PoWdA

    Sometimes you just gotta channel your inner booger... ie... jaybone...



    sometimes you gotta say, "What the fuck."
  15. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:20am) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    Sometimes you just gotta channel your inner booger... ie... jaybone...



    sometimes you gotta say, "What the fuck."

    Okay this is going to sound bad but what is that from? I am guessing like dirty dancing or some old 80's movie I never saw. I am guessing this is just the thing to inspire me to grow some balls right about now.
  16. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:21am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    I have been chatting with this chick that is way out of my league all day. I am intimidated by how attracted I am to her and am scared to meet her.


    Looks like she used to date a guy in a wheelchair, if thats the case, you def have a chance!
  17. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:22am) in reply to Phi

     
    Originally Posted by Phi View Post

    Looks like she used to date a guy in a wheelchair, if thats the case, you def have a chance!

    loooool. That was kinda my joke when I posted the "so you're sayin I have a chance" vid.
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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:29am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    Okay this is going to sound bad but what is that from? I am guessing like dirty dancing or some old 80's movie I never saw. I am guessing this is just the thing to inspire me to grow some balls right about now.

  19. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:32am) in reply to Phi

     
    Originally Posted by Phi View Post

    Looks like she used to date a guy in a wheelchair, if thats the case, you def have a chance!

    ..that owns a jet
  20. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:33am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    loooool. That was kinda my joke when I posted the "so you're sayin I have a chance" vid.

    Buddha said that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
    Edited By: Niceguy Jan 22nd, 2012 at 04:34 AM
  21. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:36am) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    I am oddly inspired right now.

     
    Originally Posted by buchiYAYO View Post

    ..that owns a jet

    amazing point. I do have a suzuki sx4 tho.... 2010 son...

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Buddha said that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

    This.
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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:38am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    I am oddly inspired right now.

    that scene lead to this one...

  23. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:40am) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    that scene lead to this one...

    I am not watching that. I don't want to spoil anything.
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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:42am) in reply to PoWdA

    The movie was Risky Business btw
  25. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:43am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Buddha said that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

    OH and that was Gretzky btw...

     
    Originally Posted by onepocketj View Post

    The movie was Risky Business btw

    ha yeah I kinda got that from the YouTube links. Thanks bro!
  26. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:43am) in reply to buchiYAYO

     
    Originally Posted by buchiYAYO View Post

    ..that owns a jet


    ....and owns a bar.
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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 4:58am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    I have already decided on bitching out. She lives too far away and has no kids... I dunno, would be awesome tho. Maybe I should go hit up a slumpbuster and then go meet her?

    Man up dude! Let her be your slumpbuster. Just think WWWD? (what would waco do if not obv)
  28. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 5:04am) in reply to unemployable

     
    Originally Posted by unemployable View Post

    Man up dude! Let her be your slumpbuster. Just think WWWD? (what would waco do if not obv)

    So I am supposed to say fuck it and buy a hooker?

    Also, what does the number under a chicks name mean? Like I see some that have a (1) or (2) under their name next to where it says chat. Anyone know wtf that means? Google returned no good answers.
  29. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 5:08am) in reply to PoWdA

    sweetness posted a guide about it

    PM leftymark I bet he's got it bookmarked
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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 6:59am) in reply to jesterwords

    Looks like she has the crazies. Then again all women are crazy. What the fuck? Meet up, smash that shit, post results on here. She is hot and it is strange someone w/ those looks would even look for a guy on there but fuck it.
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