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if one in a billion stars have planets orbiting them with life. And one in a billion of the planets with life are advanced enough for long distance space travel. And if one in a billion of the planets with advanced enough life for long distance space travel visited earth.....I just made this shit up but it would be alot of visitors math speaking.
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This is really true, can't call her a bitch low enough to were she can't hear it.
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Stretched is also a nine letter one syllable word.
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Is this funny??? I cant make sense of it. oh THEY.....okay I get it....one missing Y and mind full of fuckOriginally Posted by toddytheboy
the call camels ships of the dessert because they are full of arab semen
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Cool post.Originally Posted by SyphonSoul
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wrong...who's the asshole?Originally Posted by quietwinner
it was 01 asshole. when was your last superbowl?
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25 years ago today, Born In East L.A. was released in theaters.
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the great Count Basie was born on this day in 1904
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No one has ever lead off a baseball game with a three run homer..
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Women have a brain a third the size of men. It's science.
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From 0-now you can estimate this:Originally Posted by toddytheboy
More people are alive today, than have ever died
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Total Dead 7,256,000,000
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Here is an interesting take on the "number of all time deaths". Think of it in terms births all time minus people currently alive. Take different historical periods since humans because "human", estimate how many humans were alive on average during that period, and apply annual birth rates to determine how many births there were.
4th post down in this thread.
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage714468/pg1
Excerpt on the math
How Many People Have Ever Lived On Earth?
Year Population Births per 1,000 Births Between Benchmarks
8000 B.C. 5,000,000 80 1,137,789,769
1 A.D. 300,000,000 80 46,025,332,354
1200 450,000,000 60 26,591,343,000
1650 500,000,000 60 12,782,002,453
1750 795,000,000 50 3,171,931,513
1850 1,265,000,000 40 4,046,240,009
1900 1,656,000,000 40 2,900,237,856
1950 2,516,000,000 31-38 3,390,198,215
1995 5,760,000,000 31 5,427,305,000
2002 6,215,000,000 23 983,987,500
Number who have ever been born 106,456,367,669
World population in mid-2002 6,215,000,000
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http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...outnumber-deadOriginally Posted by toddytheboy
More people are alive today, than have ever died
Chickens can't swallow while they're upside-down
15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toenails
One human hair can support 3kg
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Incorrect. Mike trout did it twice last year in AAA.Originally Posted by AFink93
No one has ever lead off a baseball game with a three run homer..
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You're doing it wrong. Ice cream>>>>>>>>arab semen (I assume)Originally Posted by toddytheboy
the call camels ships of the dessert because they are full of arab semen
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There are people who can lick their elbows.
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That's how good he isOriginally Posted by SpankyHamm
2 walks/errors/HBP in front of him so he had HR in first official At Bat?
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"ducks quack doesnt echo, no one knows why" made me laugh absurdly hard
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Originally Posted by AFink93
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Orange is one, can you name the other two? Here is a hint . . . both words are also colours.
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