accept my friend request and I will

ME PERSONALLY WOULDA BEEN SADDER IF ONE OF THE FENES WHO PICKED UP THE YARD MOWED THE GRASS..FIXED THE SHINGELS ON THE HOUSE TOOK OUT THE TRASH WOULDA DIES...BUT HEY THATS JUST ME..

 

Originally Posted by Stynsty71

I pretty much stopped opening Facebook but I used to get a kick out of people(usually 40 or older) responding to younger peoples status updates that are obviously song lyrics.

Was thinking about doing what someone mentioned in an earlier thread about posting fake bible verse's just to get the idiots to like it.

I think my favorite one was from some chick who always gets emotional over anything in the news(bullies, racism, casey anthony etc) Her status update after the Tsunami was:

My heart goes out to all the Japs

Lolllll so surrrious.... i assume half of updates areeeee song lyrics or movies. Its pretty fun to reply in a regular way to get a reaction tho. You can be assured most people wont know they are being f'd with. (I have bit once or twice tho lol.)

 

Originally Posted by Nothingmaker

lol @ those who update their status...

that said, the update OP posted is worthy of a +1. fuck whitney, <3 the military.

Fuck them both. I feel for the innocent afghani children and other innocents who have died since we invaded.

I have a girl on my facebook that constantly bitches about how she cant find a good man and what not. But she also posts how shes always looking for "juice head gorillas".

Fucking dumb bitch.

it's Sunday, so my nephew posts updates like this all day long:

"I pray that the eyes of your heart may be enlightened in order that you may know the hope to which he has called you, the riches of his glorious inheritance in his holy people, and his incomparably great power for us who believe. That power is the same as the mighty strength he exerted when he raised Christ from the dead and seated him at his right hand in the heavenly realms, far above a…"

 

Originally Posted by Nothingmaker

Context is everything. Whitney was a fucking crackhead. Our troops volunteer to protect our country, and to assume that their death(s) are at the expense of "innocents who have died since we invaded" is fucking laughable. An American soldier's life is 1,000,000 times more valuable than some dumb bitch with a nice voice with an affinity for crack. Reminder: Afghanistan was where those who hate America plotted to, and successfully effected, the murder of ~3K of YOUR countrymen.

I appreciate your sympathy for those that died in the collateral fire of our actions to protect ourselves as a nation, but to interject this into a "military member vs. crackhead" is LOLtastic.

Those people who attacked us on 9/11 were Saudis. I will always favor defenders over invaders when I mourn for lost lives. At least Whitney didn't cause the death of anyone else, unlike our soldiers in Afghanistan.

 

Originally Posted by Nothingmaker

EDIT: you're canadian. disregard the above. lol.

Really? No one told me. I wish I was so I could play poker though...

 

Originally Posted by Dyzalot

Those people who attacked us on 9/11 were Saudis. I will always favor defenders over invaders when I mourn for lost lives. At least Whitney didn't cause the death of anyone else, unlike our soldiers in Afghanistan.

this post is amazingly flawed. wow. it exudes ignorance (sample: those who buy crack, support drug trade [incl. murders]).

you're notorious for being retarded so i won't bother explaining further reasoning, either. it's pointless.

have a great day, psycho :)

 

Originally Posted by Dyzalot

Really? No one told me. I wish I was so I could play poker though...

i misread...now I'm retarded. do'h.

 

Originally Posted by Nothingmaker

this post is amazingly flawed. wow. it exudes ignorance (sample: those who buy crack, support drug trade [incl. murders]).

you're notorious for being retarded so i won't bother explaining further reasoning, either. it's pointless.

have a great day, psycho :)

Actually I'm more known as the guy who takes controversial positions and then defends them so successfully that people resort to name calling. (sample: your previous post) :p

 

Originally Posted by Donkey Kong

lol at canada candia mixup

WSOP did it to me at a final table a few years ago. Announced me as if I was from Canada. I just shook my head...

 

Originally Posted by Nothingmaker

Context is everything. Whitney was a fucking crackhead. Our troops volunteer to protect our country, and to assume that their death(s) are at the expense of "innocents who have died since we invaded" is fucking laughable. An American soldier's life is 1,000,000 times more valuable than some dumb bitch with a nice voice with an affinity for crack. Reminder: Afghanistan was where those who hate America plotted to, and successfully effected, the murder of ~3K of YOUR countrymen.

I appreciate your sympathy for those that died in the collateral fire of our actions to protect ourselves as a nation, but to interject this into a "military member vs. crackhead" is LOLtastic.

EDIT: you're canadian. disregard the above. lol.

have you seen some of the fucking goons that sign up for the military? lol @ this whole fucking post... so someone having a drug addiction means their life isn't valuable? BecaUSE SOmeone is foolish enough to sign up for miliary service in the us (yeah i said it) their life is somehow more valuable? That's fricken retarded.

 

Originally Posted by Dyzalot

WSOP did it to me at a final table a few years ago. Announced me as if I was from Canada. I just shook my head...

very thin

Jennifer Ponce: It's so sad that nowadays our men are so weak that they can't fight other men....they have to hit women to feel strong. But what is even sadder is that 4 guys still couldn't even leave a bruise on us (thank god). So keep congragulating each other on being pussies who hit women.....just reminds me y i fell in love with women in the first place.
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Everyday, all day she moans about her ugly fat bitch wife and how bad her life is. This was just the latest

 

Originally Posted by Nothingmaker

just saying that the average military volunteer's life is > than Whitney Houston's. your post implies that the majority of military personnel are "fucking goons". false.

if you want to take a random draw of folks to be there for you (between a random from the US military and whitney houston), ill take the former 10 times out of 10.

this would include ignorance of whitney being a crack head. with knowledge of the fact that she is.....

If I ever get accused of being a terrorist, I'll take the protection of a dead Whitney Houston over some random military grunt who's been told how to think most of his adult life.

why? she was a very talented woman who sang well and looked pretty good, enriched peoples lives and left a true mark on the world (at least according to these celebs/ drama queens on twitter/facebook). the average soldier is un-intelligent, not very talented and overall pretty worthless, let's be real here. The only reason you feel their life is more valuable is because they were willing to "protect your freedom" and signed up for the military. (whatever the fuck that means) The government agrees with this assertion that they are pretty worthless too if you take a look at their policy/ approach towards war lol.

"waiting for the drag pageant to begin"