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Would sex.Originally Posted by skisteve
Instant defriending. Byyyye
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Originally Posted by Slay
is this new to you? I get a photo of food at least once a day
As soon as someone does it, snap unsubscribe from status updates
Lollllll harsh. If it looks expensive or exotic andddd delicious or liquor I don't roll my eyes.may even zoom in on that hit and curse them.
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Edited By: skisteve Jun 26th, 2012 at 08:22 AMOh def hit it. She is clearly a slut. Nice redirect grindier!Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
Would sex.
Wouldnt brag about it.
Nobody ever hears about it unless I slip how I had the best jb, I mean bj, in the world last night but no pics would be available.
jb is my iPad auto correct for bj. Ffs.
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OK I fucked up large today not exactly annoying but a terrible fuck-up and my fault for reading others statuses before confirming. So a guy who is family friend and i know his Bro and late bro really well has had brain cancer for quite some time and was not doing well. So i post a pic of his name number etc with a RIP message only to find out like 20 minutes later he had only had the plug pulled and was still hanging on. FML
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"WELL IN A MONTH UNEMPLOYMENT WILL EXPIRE AND MY FUNDS WILL BE DONE....GREAT AND THE SUMMER JUST STARTED AND MY POOL IS NOT DONE YET AND I WILL BE BROKE LOVE IT....."
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Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies
"WELL IN A MONTH UNEMPLOYMENT WILL EXPIRE AND MY FUNDS WILL BE DONE....GREAT AND THE SUMMER JUST STARTED AND MY POOL IS NOT DONE YET AND I WILL BE BROKE LOVE IT....."
This is absolutely amazing. Might be the best FB status ever. -
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You should comment, time to get your JB Grindier on.Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies
"WELL IN A MONTH UNEMPLOYMENT WILL EXPIRE AND MY FUNDS WILL BE DONE....GREAT AND THE SUMMER JUST STARTED AND MY POOL IS NOT DONE YET AND I WILL BE BROKE LOVE IT....."
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Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies
"WELL IN A MONTH UNEMPLOYMENT WILL EXPIRE AND MY FUNDS WILL BE DONE....GREAT AND THE SUMMER JUST STARTED AND MY POOL IS NOT DONE YET AND I WILL BE BROKE LOVE IT....."
AMAZING!!!!!
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Person in question is late 40s/early 50s.
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Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies
Person in question is late 40s/early 50s.
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Very conservatively
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This IS the Roommate speaking... TOOOOOOOOOO LONNNNNNNNNNG ASSSS HOLLLLLLE! NOT READ WITH EYE LOBES
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I'm trying to see shit, but can't see shit.
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curiousgeorge
baby duck hat
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I tried to like this thread but for some reason I can't, bye....
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That chick has the look of someone who just wants to be ravaged in every oriface for hours on end
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hey John, the 70's called - they want their hair back.
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lol.Originally Posted by Popperhead
That chick has the look of someone who just wants to be ravaged in every oriface for hours on end
Some chick I'm kinda friends with posted on her twitter "Happy hump day"
I responded with "If you need help celebrating let me know"
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Respind wth "Hey Cuntbasket the Cunt store called and they're all out of you"
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You are friends with chunky ashlee simpson? Jealous.
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