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Edited By: AbnormalQ Feb 18th, 2012 at 10:12 PMOriginally Posted by SevenCostanza
I fucking read the whole thing... wtf. I hate people.
Originally Posted by FenwayKing
anyone who posted this would get an insta-defriend
Originally Posted by jaykell15
can't believe I read all of that...wtf is all i can say about it
Saw the wall of text, figured I'd see if anyone reacted b4 I read it. Sounds like it should be interesting.Originally Posted by MattMaster
lol at the sociopathic and selfish bitch in the wall of text story
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accompanied with picture of Jesus:
"Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
... ... ... ...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥"
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Originally Posted by FenwayKing
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
LOL RELIGION
Humanity is broken. Shattered. We need to be looked after by a God who manifests himself most specially to an autocratic and authoritative set of cardinals/bishops/prelates/popes. I am deeply evil. And need his help. I must forgive totally those who have wrong me. Blah blah fucking blah.
No, what this does is create 1 billion sheeple, in mental need of directions from something outside themselves. Sure, there are many many many great and solid people within the organization. BUt by and large the psychological profile of the average catholic (which I'd dollars to donuts that the poster is that)
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sheeple. i like it
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I got a firealarm at home. But really it's more like a 9-volt battery slowly drainer. Do you wanna slowly get rid of your 9-volt batteries? -- then buy this circle.
Edited By: Lameass_ Feb 21st, 2012 at 02:28 AM
one of my really good friends posts fucking retarded shit like this all the time. i have no idea if theyre original or not but its annoying as hell. the only funny shit he posts is mitch headburg quotes but noone has any idea its mitch, they think he made it up
edit: more stupid shit.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
I got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "NO." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "NO" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan fuckin' lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't saying shit... -
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Leave ecugirl alone fenway, you jerk!
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Originally Posted by Lameass_
I got a firealarm at home. But really it's more like a 9-volt battery slowly drainer. Do you wanna slowly get rid of your 9-volt batteries? -- then buy this circle.
one of my really good friends posts fucking retarded shit like this all the time. i have no idea if theyre original or not but its annoying as hell. the only funny shit he posts is mitch headburg quotes but noone has any idea its mitch, they think he made it up
edit: more stupid shit.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
I got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "NO." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "NO" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan fuckin' lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't saying shit...
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"Church is a beautiful thing! — at Sycamore United Methodist Church."
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a chick just posted this on her fb. funny thing is she looks way more like the girl on the right than the girl on the left. and i couldn't recall her ever having tattoos. she's a really cool girl though and very attractive and rarely posts stupid shit but cereusly, the girl on the left is not more attractive than the girl on the right simply because of her tattoos. hate bitches with inf tattoos.
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whatever, its annoyingOriginally Posted by goofy2485
Um lol? Those are all mitch hedberg quotes too.
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Personally I would not date either chick... one is gross with doodles all over here and other is alkie whore.Originally Posted by Shrubbery
a chick just posted this on her fb. funny thing is she looks way more like the girl on the right than the girl on the left. and i couldn't recall her ever having tattoos. she's a really cool girl though and very attractive and rarely posts stupid shit but cereusly, the girl on the left is not more attractive than the girl on the right simply because of her tattoos. hate bitches with inf tattoos.
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"disappointments are just GOD'S ways of saying I've got something better. Be patient, live your life and have faith ♥"
Cheeseburgers and 2-Pac.. oh yeah dinner is perfect xoxox
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some chick that went to my high school just posted her preggo pictures. no she didnt, she did not just do that. my mind is full of fuck.
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hahaha. this is one of the main reasons i deactivated my fb. same people, posting the same things.
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OK here we go.... and then no q as to wtf they're talking about
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Yeah, super annoying when they say something vague that basically means "ask me what i'm about to do, i need more attention!"Originally Posted by TrafficKing
OK here we go.... and then no q as to wtf they're talking about
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Ugh I can't even do this anymore... DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT
Originally Posted by SevenCostanza
Yeah, super annoying when they say something vague that basically means "ask me what i'm about to do, i need more attention!"
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It aint turning out as good as i wannnnnnnnnttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! >.< FAIL!!!!!
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Im an idiot. As you were. Nothing to see here.
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This exactly. deleted it 6 months or so ago, and dont miss it at all.
Originally Posted by MissBecky
hahaha. this is one of the main reasons i deactivated my fb. same people, posting the same things.
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The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't.! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart ♥
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i absolutely hate those one's, hughes. like the one's that say a bunch of randomass crap and then at the end say "98% of you won't repost this, but i know that if you're my friend then you will." Okay, so if i don't repost this piece of shit then i am not your friend. watever. and then I see it over and over again and it just clogs everything up. sfannoying.
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