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  1. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:11pm)

    are so f'ing disgusting. Whether it's in a mall, an airport or at a business they suck!

    Why would you even want to wash your hands in there afterward?

    Here's how it is: Some guy stands there taking a leak and holding his cock in his hand. Then he goes to the sink and turns on the water, washes his hands and leaves. Now the next guys to touch the faucet is actually touching that guys cock germs or whatever was growing on it. OR- the guy doesn't wash his hands and just grabs the door handle which transfers the same germs.

    My solution: Push open the door with the bottom of my foot. Take a leak. Put hand sanatizer on to clean. Stand in there until someone else walks in and while the door is open...leave.

    ANother issue with the public restroom. When using a urinal, you can look down and see where piss has splashed all over the floor for some reason or another. When a guy walks up to take a leak he gets that urine splash all over his shoes. He leaves the restroom and transfers piss where ever he walks....especiall the carpet in an office. Then here comes someone's kid or an employee who has taken their shoes off at work and now gets urine all over there feet and so on.

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  2. Octan3_ipwnsippin Octan3_ipwnsippin is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:16pm) in reply to utterczar

    your supposed to wash your hands after you take a leak?
  3. LatestLines2 LatestLines2 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:20pm) in reply to Octan3_ipwnsippin

    I always use a paper towel to open the door.
  4. godseyt godseyt is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:21pm) in reply to utterczar

    After washing your hands, just use the paper towel to turn off the faucet and open the door. Then throw away the paper towel elsewhere in the office.

    Either way you are one step away from using the Michael Jackson surgery masks you germaphobe. :-)

    TJ
  5. Seykota Seykota is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:27pm) in reply to godseyt

    Women should use their feet to flush the toilet too. That's what I do
  6. amymarie1967 amymarie1967 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:36pm) in reply to utterczar

    Ohhhhh boy. Talk about timing. Sunday after bowling stopped into Target, and while there had to use the facilities. Went in, nine stalls. Went into one, no tp. Ended up being tp in ONE out of nine, and of course, someone was in that one. Ended up standing there waiting for two others for the one stall.

    I sent a letter to Target. Unacceptable.
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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:40pm) in reply to utterczar

    Piss outside. Nothing impresses a girl more than the ability to write her name on pavement.
  8. bertminatti bertminatti is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:42pm) in reply to amymarie1967

    WAR is being reprimanded as we speak.
  9. commoncents commoncents is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:54pm) in reply to bertminatti

    i wash my hands before i take a piss

    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html
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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 3:59pm) in reply to utterczar

    Just to let you know, there are 100 times more germs on a office door knob than on a toilet seat.. Yea the bathrooms seem to be disgusting, but germs are everywhere and most of the time you don't realize where the most germs are.
  11. amymarie1967 amymarie1967 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 4:01pm) in reply to peapod91

    You haven't been in the restroom at a gas station I stopped in in Michigan. Really had to go, went in, went out and retched. There was dried feces all over the place. I don't think it had been cleaned in years. I actually went in the bushes behind the station, as I would rather risk arrest than whatever was in there.
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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 4:03pm) in reply to Seykota

    lol yeah i use my foot to flush the toilet, and it pisses me off that no restroom in Texas seems to have a fucking seat cover. Its standard in California, so now I have to either squat or layer the seat with toilet paper before I pee.
  13. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 4:25pm) in reply to peapod91

    It's unvelievable the germs that float around.......

    that's why I carry that hand sanatizer crap in my pocket, in my car and at my desk. Anytime I touch doors and things like that I juice up. I wont touch rails on stairs or escalators or any public swag. I use it after I shake everyone's hand at work or when I meet customers.

    YES---I am OCD about cleanliness and germs------BUT, I also have been sick ONLY ONCE in the last 15 years.
     
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  14. amymarie1967 amymarie1967 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 4:29pm) in reply to utterczar

    Reminds me of this gal I went on a shopping trip with. Four hotels, four cities, five days. She carried a suitcase with her own sheets, blanket and pillow. And four cans of lysol.

    Gotta admit, I am close to as bad. I will not sit on any hotel bed until I have stripped the blanket and bedspread off, and I lysol everything when I first get there.
  15. sippin_criss sippin_criss is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 4:52pm) in reply to amymarie1967

    ur just obsessive compulsive.

    plus, how many guys in here can HONESTLY say they havent touched/sucked on/played with random guys cocks/bodily discharge. come on.
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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 4:54pm) in reply to utterczar

    its all in your head...seiously though, we are overly sanitized in America, that is why I use my hand to wipe
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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 5:07pm) in reply to utterczar

    omgparanoid
  18. sweeet_pea sweeet_pea is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 5:09pm) in reply to LatestLines2

    me 2!!!!! Public restrooms are gross and I avoid using them whenever possible. When we go on long trips to visit my family out of state I go OCD about public restrooms. I bring clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, and whatever else I need to make sure some chicks nasty hoochie koochie germs dont come near me!
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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 5:10pm) in reply to Seykota

    I use my foot also to flush, and squatting is a must even if I go OCD before i pee.
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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 6:23pm) in reply to utterczar

    i hardly ever go #2 in a public restroom, the only time i wash my hands after #1 in a public restroom is when i can't get in and out of the restroom without touching anything but my penix
  21. Tim Lock Tim Lock is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 6:42pm) in reply to utterczar

    People will remember this thread in the middle of 2008, if we're still alive by then.
  22. jhubb jhubb is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 6:58pm) in reply to Tim Lock

    thanks for being so cleanly utter!!!

    now i plan to lick my new card protector straight from the package

    gg germs
  23. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 8:48pm) in reply to jhubb

    ha---------------- I cleaned them all before they were sent out.
     
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  24. bertsbfoto bertsbfoto is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 8:55pm) in reply to utterczar

    it's called an immune system...99.999999999% of those germs are harmless. just don't think about them.
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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 8:56pm) in reply to utterczar

    i hate those bathrooms that have the dispensers of soap where you have to make a "come here" motion with your hand to get the soap out. thats where everyone's dirty ass hands touch before they even get to the hand washing stage

    fucking sick
  26. Octan3_ipwnsippin Octan3_ipwnsippin is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 8:58pm) in reply to bertsbfoto

    i nvr take a crap in a public restroom, and if i do i have about a 6 lay paper towel seat, im getting pretty g00t at those =)
  27. Peeig Peeig is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2006 (4/25/2006 11:57pm) in reply to Octan3_ipwnsippin

    taking a crap in a public bathroom is fun, especially when you think about all the other peoples asses that have sat in that seat before you........yum yum.
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    Apr 26th, 2006 (4/26/2006 1:52am) in reply to utterczar

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Public Restrooms.............. </TD></TR><TR><TD>by utterczar on 4/25/2006 14:11</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>............... are a great place to meet new friends.
  29. Decatur217 Decatur217 is offline OTs Iron Man

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    Apr 26th, 2006 (4/26/2006 1:54am) in reply to SluggerWV

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  30. Tajpokerbabe Tajpokerbabe is offline

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    May 1st, 2006 (5/1/2006 9:07am) in reply to utterczar

    avoid the problem
    just pee outside somewhere.............
    less germs
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