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Question for MUPP and other OT doctors (masturbation question)

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  1. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 3:52am)

    When masturbating, has the visual image of an unclothed female patient you've examined at some point in the past ever popped into your head ever (even if only extremely briefly)?

    BE HONEST.
  2. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 3:56am) in reply to bfactor

    speaking from personal experience, i get boners all the time.
      
  3. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 4:02am) in reply to sketchy1

    I wonder if the 25ish year old female asian doctor that examined my penis and testicles around a year ago has ever had the image of them pop into her head, for any reason, ever, since then. That would be pretty cool if they did. She's like looking at some fat hairy guy at the beach randomly a couple months later who has a similar face to me, and she's like "Oh gosh... I wonder what that guy's weiner looks like... hey... wait... maybe it looks like..." and then BOOM an image of my weiner pops into her head!!! Lol, pwned bish!!!!!!!!
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  4. wareagle83 wareagle83 is offline

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 4:03am) in reply to bfactor

    Case of the bullhead clap or what??
  5. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 4:04am) in reply to wareagle83

    case of teh elephantitis sfobv
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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 4:07am) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    she's like "Oh gosh... I wonder what that guy's weiner looks like... hey... wait... maybe it looks like..." and then BOOM an image of my weiner pops into her head!!! Lol, pwned bish!!!!!!!!

    LOL
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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 5:01am) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    I wonder if the 25ish year old female asian doctor that examined my penis and testicles around a year ago has ever had the image of them pop into her head, for any reason, ever, since then. That would be pretty cool if they did. She's like looking at some fat hairy guy at the beach randomly a couple months later who has a similar face to me, and she's like "Oh gosh... I wonder what that guy's weiner looks like... hey... wait... maybe it looks like..." and then BOOM an image of my weiner pops into her head!!! Lol, pwned bish!!!!!!!!

    lmfao
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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 5:18am) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    I wonder if the 25ish year old female asian doctor that examined my penis and testicles around a year ago has ever had the image of them pop into her head, for any reason, ever, since then. That would be pretty cool if they did. She's like looking at some fat hairy guy at the beach randomly a couple months later who has a similar face to me, and she's like "Oh gosh... I wonder what that guy's weiner looks like... hey... wait... maybe it looks like..." and then BOOM an image of my weiner pops into her head!!! Lol, pwned bish!!!!!!!!

    bfactor at his MF finest.
  9. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 1:05pm) in reply to bfactor

    Vegas odds on MUPP actually answering this?
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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 1:23pm) in reply to bfactor

    no, but i don't examine females anymore. I only examined a few (prob < 20) unclothed females during med school (basically b/c i knew i wanted to go into radiology). And those few I examined weren't anything I would want to have pop into my head while masturbating, lol.

    one time, however, there was this chick I saw at the mall, and knew I recognized her from somewhere, but I knew I had seen her naked. I was certain I had seen her at a strip club or something. but after racking my brain for a hour or so, I realized that she was a patient i had seen in ob/gyn clinic a couple years prior, lol.
  11. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 1:31pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Oh noes! Well that wasn't as juicy as I was hoping it would be.

    Anyways, I was wondering:

    Is there such thing as ass cancer?

    I don't mean like cancer inside the anus/rectum/lower intestine, I mean like on the actual butt part on the sides.

    Like the way there's cancer in people's boobs, but on their butt cheeks.

    Cuz then if I became a butt doctor I would be required to feel all their butts basically to make sure it's legit and not cancer style. Which would be even better than touching their boobs (just trying to make sure I win the OT's most likely sex offender thread lol)

    edit: nh with the mall woman. I would have made it sfawkward. Like, first I would have bought a strawberry ice smoothie first sfobv before walking up to her, and then I would walk up and be like "Don't I know you from somewhere.... ?..... hmmm.... (and squint a little bit) hmmm........... OH WAIT! I remember now... but I kinda don't wanna say it out loud (and then I would super obviously silently mouth the words YOUR VAGINA)"
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  12. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 1:32pm) in reply to bfactor

    skin cancer can affect the butt cheeks. breast cancer is diff b/c its the glandular tissue (the stuff that produces milk) that becomes cancerous.
  13. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 1:41pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Would you say that most women are not qualified in determining if their butt-skincancer has mestasticized and spread deeper into buttock tissue, compared to a doctor, and that it would be safer if they let us check and make sure for them? Cuz I was under the impression that "better safe than sorry" was basically always correct.
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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 1:51pm) in reply to bfactor

    Not to be mean. I love you bfactor, but since I've never seen a pic this is what I imagine you look like:



    Is that you?

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  15. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 1:54pm) in reply to Scha

    Very very close. My t-shirt has a slightly different phrase on it though.
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  16. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 2:00pm) in reply to bfactor

    Me, p00py, and bgx

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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 2:50pm) in reply to bfactor

    you have some gross ass knees sir
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    May 23rd, 2009 (5/23/2009 3:01pm) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Me, p00py, and bgx

    And bfactor is only 5'9" :(
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