***Note: this only applies to OTers who aren't getting laid on a daily basis***

Okay, so in the yearbook jackoff thread, a certain poster mentioned that he had literally never jacked off in his entire life until age 21.

I, as well as several other people who witnessed this post, found it to be pretty mindblowing, and I think it's a tangent worth exploring separately in its own right.

I mean, I've always known there must be some guys out there who literally just don't jack off (like... ever...), but, it just seemed like such a weird, foreign, hard-to-relate-to concept I never really gave it much thought until now.

But, the more I think about it, the more mindfucked I get, it's just literally difficult to even grasp for me.

I don't know if this is the case, but, I assume for most other men, like myself, we get an urge to jack off/fuck something type of actual literal physical feeling in your body on a pretty frequent basis. Like, if I've gone a couple days without jacking off, and I see something hot, or think about anything hot, even just a mild trigger could easily make me feel like "It's go time. There's no turning back now. Shit needs to get de-pressurized in there". It's a physical feeling, not even psychological, like, it truly feels like there is stuff in there under high pressure that needs to explode out of your dick in order for it to feel normal again, if you get a boner when you haven't jacked off in a while. No?

So, for guys who aren't married/don't have a gf/partner that fucks them on a daily basis, and just never ever masturbate, I don't understand. When you are watching tv by yourself, or browsing the internet by yourself, and you see something really hot, and you get a boner because of it, whether you wanted to or not, then, what? You literally just sit there and wait for your boner to eventually deflate while you try to think about potatoes and like brussel sprouts and fields of hay, or like, I dunno, non-sexual stuff, until it deflates, and then just feel an icky blue-balls over-pressurized feeling that keeps feeling worse and worse and more severe the longer you go? Wtf? Why? How would you not prefer to just blow a huge load and let out a big long "aaaaaaahhhh" sigh of the same type of sigh as when you are thirsty and you take a big gulp of a freshly opened ice cold coke, it's just one of those, that hit the spot/everything is better now feelings, I don't get how anyone could intentionally avoid that?

Explain yourselves...

Do you just not get boners when you see/think about hot shit randomly every so often? Or, do you get boners, but just concentrate on trying to make them go away, and just somehow not be annoyed by the ever-worsening feeling of blue balls/high-pressure feeling in your junk from not blowing off the valves? What's the deal? I don't get it. And why do you refuse to ever jack off?

my post in your other thread is more fun

 

Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos

And why do you refuse to ever jack off?

God's watching and so are your dead relatives...

If anyone else had posted this, I would've just smirked/etc and auto-assumed it was standard sarcastic humor, but, since you posted it, I am genuinely curious: Are you being serious? Like, do you actually not masturbate out of fear of religious stuff?

i masturbate just to show my wife who's boss

those that say they don't are lying.

 

Originally Posted by threeven

Change title to "Question for nobody"

I mean, this is what I used to think, except, Mr323 admitted in the yearbook thread that he hadn't masturbated until age 21, and, I remember some other poster a few years ago admitted to literally never jacking off. Ever.

So, it's rare, but, there are def a few of them out there imo.

they call it "low T"

then i guess he asks mom to clean up the mess, cause he doesn't wear socks

 

Originally Posted by bfactor

I know it's severely wrong to laugh but....

... I lol'd.

(That said, to be honest I bet he is still able to jack off by lying on his back and sort of rubbing his dick between his inner thighs. (I have successfully jacked off with this method before when I was holding a magazine in my hands and wanted to be able to jack off to it without constantly switching back and forth between jacking off and turning the pages/holding it open etc, so, I learned how to just use my thighs to jack off in this scenario, and it actually worked lol. In fact, it actually even felt better than normal-style jacking off, it made my load blow wayyyy higher than normal, like, I think it was actually a more intense style of doing it or something lol. Ah... memories...))

Thread: Question for OTers who DON'T Exist.

wow im late. whatever hud

I think I went like 4 days once without running a batch. Even when I am getting laid on a semi-regular basis, it doesn't really slow down my pace much.

Would be interesting to hear what objects guys have fucked. My strangest would be a warm bean burrito.

i made it through the lenten challenge one year--not beating off during the entirety of lent. 40days from ash wednesday to easter

no. not at all.

 

Originally Posted by MasturNate

i am apalled at those sinners out there.

doesn't your god tell you not to judge?!