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  1. tieful tieful is offline

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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 5:52am) in reply to bfactor

    there's a reason why your arms are as long as they are
  2. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 5:53am) in reply to tieful

    bfactor's arms are that long so that he can touch the asshole of a naked asian lady during a bank robbery
  3. zander zander is offline anomaly in his crotch

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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 6:27am) in reply to jesterwords

    How did a thread for people who don't touch their penises necessitate enough responses to warrant a Page 2?
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 6:45am) in reply to zander

    Bfactor, how often do you think you get boners? Like on average per day. I like rarely get boners, its wierd. That being said I still yergg it like 4-5 times a week. And still get that feeling that I need to let one out, without receiving a boner though.
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 2:45pm) in reply to Shrubbery

    One time I went two weeks without jacking off. It was awesome. I became so much smarter. The first couple days were the hardest.
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 3:12pm) in reply to Justman

    every once in a while ill go 1-2 weeks without wacking off, just to prove to myself i can. im currently on day 6.
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 3:18pm) in reply to Shrubbery

     
    Originally Posted by Shrubbery View Post

    Bfactor, how often do you think you get boners? Like on average per day. I like rarely get boners, its wierd. That being said I still yergg it like 4-5 times a week. And still get that feeling that I need to let one out, without receiving a boner though.

    Not very often, prob about as much as the average dude. But, it's the way you said, I start feeling like I need to jack off even if I don't have a boner, like, my body just tells me its time if I haven't done it in over a day or two, and if I don't then it feels bad/fucked up, like, physically not just mentally. And then, if I have a boner from seeing something hot, coinciding with that feeling, then, that's basically gonna be a pretty unstoppable force. An offer I can't refuse, etc. Late night female fitness product ads are basically the sexual mafia of masturbation. It's like, lol @ trying to ignore that shit and be all mentally strong or some bullshit, especially when considering there's no actual legitimate logical reason not to do it. It's been basically proven that it's a lot more psychologically healthy to jack off on a regular basis than to be one of those weirdos who thinks its wrong and refuses to do it and punishes themselves for bad thoughts etc like in those fucked up religious horror-movies or whatever lol, that shit'll fuck people up hardcore. Jacking off is like, important and stuff imo. Lolz
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 3:20pm) in reply to bfactor

    i heard it kills kittens and i love kittens, so i never tried it.
     
  9. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 3:21pm) in reply to quietwinner

    Well I hate kittens, so I try it a lot
    Edited By: bfactor Jan 29th, 2012 at 03:24 PM
    Reason: ok fine, I don't actually hate kittens lol, but, I def think puppies >>> kittens
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 3:36pm) in reply to bfactor

    how did a vagina end up being called a pussy?

    I'm now going to go have to see if I can backtrack the origen of the venacular of a woman's sexual organ being that of a 4 legged hairy creature the hums... almost seems like we should call a woman's mouth a pussy b/c at least it can hum.
    Edited By: jesterwords Jan 29th, 2012 at 03:37 PM
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 3:57pm) in reply to quietwinner

     
    Originally Posted by quietwinner View Post

    i heard it kills kittens and i love kittens, so i never tried it.

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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 4:26pm) in reply to danimal703

    I just jacked it when djokovic took off his shirt!
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 4:43pm) in reply to whitealroker

    ladies and gentlemen, the funniest human on earth.



    that's the best 911 joke ever, ainec.

    begins about 1:20.
    Edited By: EyeKnows Jan 29th, 2012 at 04:44 PM
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 5:32pm) in reply to EyeKnows

    Alright so bodybuilding.com has this whole 'no fap' crew and basically its a bunch of guys trying to preach that if you don't jackoff you will be much better in almost every aspect of life. They claim that you are better socially and much better with women in general because you will be trying so hard to get that nut. I tried it over the summer and lasted 6 days before I finally got a old booty call to come over. You guessed it, I lasted about 25 seconds because I was so used to jerking off everyday and hadn't for 6 or so.

    After that I just said fuck it and thought it was the dumbest shit ever. What is the point of doing this if you end up getting laid and just look like a one pump chump every time because you're beyond backed up.

    On the contrary, one of my good buddies who has some mental block which won't allow him to jackoff easily has gotten the most ass out of anyone I know, so perhaps the idea does hold merit, however it definitely isn't for me.
    Edited By: BigEarn7 Jan 29th, 2012 at 07:12 PM
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 5:56pm) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    it's just literally difficult to even grasp for me


    use tweezers?
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 7:08pm) in reply to BigEarn7

     
    Originally Posted by BigEarn7 View Post


    On the contrary, one of my good buddies who has some mental block which won't allow him to jackoff easily has gotten the most ass out of anywhere I know, so perhaps the idea does hold merit, however it definitely isn't for me.

    Pretty much this.

    My answer in the other thread was no lie. I didn't until I was 21. I had lost my virginity at an early age and since I was 13 had been recieving BJ's usually 2x a day. Literally. I had only two girlfriends through high school and they both gave great head and loved to do it. I was a sports star in a small town. I didn't ever have the need to masterbate.

    Then I went to a rich university as a broke kid. I kept my girlfriend from HS for my freshman year. Yeah I was horny when she was away but I was in the gym 6x a week and never even thought about pleasuring myself. After we broke up I just stayed focused on the gym, and didn't date at all.

    By the end of my sophmore year, I drank for the first time. Later that year I smoked pot for the first time. A few months after I was getting stoned alone in my room and there was a sears catalog. I started flipping through and found some (at the time) sexy images. I got hard and was feeling all stoned and did the deed for the first time.

    I have jerked off probably 4x a day everyday since then except for when I was going through intense chemo. And when it didn't work due to the after effects of all the chemo.
    Edited By: Mr323 Jan 29th, 2012 at 07:11 PM
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    Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 9:59pm) in reply to jesterwords

    Duh, I'm the master of my domain!

    (Ok, I'm really not, but how this thread could go this long without the obligatory Seinfeld reference is mind-boggling)
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    Jan 30th, 2012 (1/30/2012 1:33am) in reply to rocksolid124

  19. SILKY JOHNSON SILKY JOHNSON is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2012 (1/30/2012 1:51am) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post


    I have jerked off probably 4x a day everyday since then except for when I was going through intense chemo. And when it didn't work due to the after effects of all the chemo.

    What did you get chemo for?
  20. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2012 (1/30/2012 2:12am) in reply to SILKY JOHNSON

    Level?

    I got it for the multiple tumors in each lung and in my neck.

    I'm tired after a long day at work, I has no energy to whack it.
  21. SILKY JOHNSON SILKY JOHNSON is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2012 (1/30/2012 2:24am) in reply to Mr323

    No level, didn't know your story. Good to hear you recovered. I am gonna get checked for some stuff next week, seen chemo in your post and was curious.
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    Jan 30th, 2012 (1/30/2012 2:38am) in reply to SILKY JOHNSON

    Yeah, told this story prolly too many times. Was diagnosed stage IV B (last definable stage) lymphoma in 2002. The docs told me I could die in peace or we could go to an insane war. I chose war.

    The time after my first tests and waiting for the results was so insane. It's hard to wait, the mind races.

    PM me if you wanna chat or need advice, I've been through it all.
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