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I'll be in Vegas for my 1st time next week and would really like to find a professional girl for a night. Anyone have any experience finding one or have any leads? I've googled a couple of services but don't really feel like spending 1k.
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Sit at a casino bar, if a girl starts talking to you right away, she's a hooker
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Circle bar, Hard Rock, Sunday night.
Ive never seen so many whores in my life. -
sigh if you can't pick up a hooker in LV
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lol
Originally Posted by the_schmenx
Sit at a casino bar, if a girl starts talking to you right away, she's a hooker
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Joined: Oct 06May 27th, 2009 (5/27/2009 8:16pm) in reply to nolanthedog
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Any street corner, look for the guys handing out teh business cards.
Any bar.
The real question is... where in Vegas can you NOT find a hooker! -
I guess jaybone propositioning you when plastered in AC doesn't count... we all know he's a hooker.
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its funny because ive been to vegas dozens of times and i dont think i have ever even seen a hooker ...
on a side note - for some reason when i am at a casino bar - i turn into a chic magnet. I just sit there and women just come up to me - and they are really into my mojo and flirt like crazy.
we usually end up going back to my room where i dont even have to try to get laid - they just get right down to business - and i dont even have to kiss them ...
afterwards they always hit me up for $500 or so for cab fare or some other crazy reason. of course i give it to them - cause im a player.
i guess im just lucky .... -
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Joined: Sep 06May 27th, 2009 (5/27/2009 8:54pm) in reply to rejackt
lol wpOriginally Posted by rejackt
its funny because ive been to vegas dozens of times and i dont think i have ever even seen a hooker ...
on a side note - for some reason when i am at a casino bar - i turn into a chic magnet. I just sit there and women just come up to me - and they are really into my mojo and flirt like crazy.
we usually end up going back to my room where i dont even have to try to get laid - they just get right down to business - and i dont even have to kiss them ...
afterwards they always hit me up for $500 or so for cab fare or some other crazy reason. of course i give it to them - cause im a player.
i guess im just lucky .... -
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Joined: May 07May 27th, 2009 (5/27/2009 9:01pm) in reply to mdshack14
right?Originally Posted by mdshack14
people pay for pussy?
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Originally Posted by Bawsten
right?Originally Posted by mdshack14
people pay for pussy?
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ignorance is bliss...you don't think you pay for pussy no matter what? ever had a g/f and bought her multiple dinner, drinks, birthday, valentine, anniversary gifts, movies, etc etc. and with that you get all the pissing and moaning when you piss them off. With a hooker you pay the $ bust a nut, and send her on her way without all of the aftershocksOriginally Posted by dxnino
Originally Posted by Bawsten
right?Originally Posted by mdshack14
people pay for pussy?
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Joined: Mar 08May 27th, 2009 (5/27/2009 9:31pm) in reply to nolanthedog
When my brother turned 21 we got a room at New York New York so we wouldn't come home all drunk and piss my parents off. Towards the end of the night we got separated coming out of Coyote Ugly, and somehow I wind up in the elevator with these two chicks who are coming back to the room with me. All of a sudden it dawns on me that I have no idea how I met them, and there's a good chance they're hookers. I kept trying to think of how to find out without coming out and saying it, in case they weren't hookers,but I was beyond stupid at this point so when we got to the empty room I just stopped talking and responding to them until they finally got sketched out and left me. We get back to my parent's house the next day to find out that I had called my dad while I was in the elevator and left the phone in my pocket, so he heard a good few minutes of me talking to them. He still gives me shit about that, but nothing he heard clued him in to if they were hookers or not, so I'll never know for sure.
Anyway - if they were hookers, which I'm guessing they were, then to answer OP's question, they're everywhere. Go to one of the Bunny Ranches outside of Vegas though so at least you can see their negative HIV tests posted on the wall like a diploma. -
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Let me start by saying I've never banged, or wanted to bang a hooker, because the thought of being balls deep in 4 other dudes' jizz just isn't my bag.
That said, you won't need to find them, they'll find you. Just keep a stack of black checks on the rail at any craps table. The pretty girl that appears on your arm asking you how to play the game isn't really there on a girl trip, and accidentally got separated from the herd, even though that is what she will tell you.
If you don't get solicited in the casino, there will be 13,000 Mexicans on the strip handing out cards for escort services. -
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lol, my friends and I were asked if we "wanted a party" by a hideously ugly chick with a black guy while walking back to our room in the Trop AC... Earlier a different girl couldnt have been more obvious, but came up to us and said "ya'll lookin for somea dat powda??" and revealed some white powder. Under cover cop 9/10x?
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I got propped by a hook last night, was at my friends bar waiting for him to get off, one of his friends was chilling with me and he started talking to this one broad, then she sits with us and he seems to know her (obv because she's a stripper across the street and a regular at his bar) so long story short she basically offers to sex me.
The bitch even hustled me for a cigarette, which I gave her before I figured out she was a hook. -
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pay = no work no effort....str8 to sex
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sit on the bridge outside NYNY after 2am and you will find a discounted hooker.
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Joined: Aug 05May 27th, 2009 (5/27/2009 10:28pm) in reply to jokerswild
thisss, or right in front of the excalibur, some rly hot hooker came to me and my friend and said 2 for 8....dno what she meant by that.....Originally Posted by jokerswild
sit on the bridge outside NYNY after 2am and you will find a discounted hooker.
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Joined: Dec 06May 27th, 2009 (5/27/2009 10:31pm) in reply to Wein
you're just so cute nobody would think you would be aloneOriginally Posted by Wein
The only time I've ever been approached by a hooker in vegas was literally when I was walking home by myself on the strip at like 3am and some girl screamed at me from her car and said "HEY HONEY!!" I fail at the hookers :-(
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