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  1. lane1300 lane1300 is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:22pm)

    i need to do this FAST. where can i go ??

    dont tell me to google it, this is not as easy as i thought it would be.

    Thanks.
  2. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:23pm) in reply to lane1300

    google it
  3. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:28pm) in reply to Glo4m

    time machines? Isn't an hour an hour how can you do one hour faster than another hour?
  4. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:29pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    Any non profit in your area should be able to hook you up. VFW is a great place to do it cause you can get hammered hear old war stories and maybe bribe the old fuckers to give you a couple extra hours.
     
  5. lane1300 lane1300 is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:51pm) in reply to wantagolf

    Don't tell me to do Meals on Wheels.

    they do not accept court ordered community service.
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  6. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:53pm) in reply to lane1300

    Pay somebody to sign for you, ldo
  7. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:06pm) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    Does your community have a food bank or homeless shelter? Try there.
  8. Mikey Babes Mikey Babes is offline tuna, cottage cheese and mayo

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:06pm) in reply to ECUgirl

    you can buy community service hours off incase you didnt know. its like 14$/hr or something like that
  9. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:08pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post

    Does your community have a food bank or homeless shelter? Try there.

    How many minutes are in an hour at the food bank?
  10. lane1300 lane1300 is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:08pm) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    ok Mikey Babes where do you buy these hours ??
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  11. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:10pm) in reply to lane1300

    have u explained what u got convicted of and I missed it?
  12. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:40pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    have u explained what u got convicted of and I missed it?

    this. i wanna know.

    was it for stalking?
  13. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:43pm) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    I'm guessing 60, same as any other hour. Am I missing something? lol
  14. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:44pm) in reply to lane1300

    You got any public parks, recreation areas, hiking trails, etc.? Go to the ranger's office and see if they'll let you pick up trash, do odd jobs. Should be fairly easy outdoor work and mostly unsupervised I would imagine.
  15. Zobamabie Zobamabie is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:50pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

    Teach field goal kicking at the Boys and Girls club.
  16. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 3:53pm) in reply to Zobamabie

    PEOPLE --- NO MORE SERIOUS ANSWERS UNTIL HE TELLS US WHAT HE GOT ARRESTED FOR
    Edited By: Glo4m Aug 18th, 2011 at 03:53 PM
  17. lane1300 lane1300 is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:02pm) in reply to Glo4m

    1. parked car in a garage in Hartford, Connecticut
    2. left ticket in car
    3. didn't realize there's 20 garages in Hartford
    4. went from garage to garage to garage looking for car.
    5. somebody at a garage called cops and thought i was trespassing
    6. get arrested for no reason
    7. now i have to do 20 hours of community service
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  18. Sportbike33 Sportbike33 is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:04pm) in reply to lane1300

    your probation officer should have a list of approved places

     
    Originally Posted by lane1300 View Post

    1. parked car in a garage in Hartford, Connecticut
    2. left ticket in car
    3. didn't realize there's 20 garages in Hartford
    4. went from garage to garage to garage looking for car.
    5. somebody at a garage called cops and thought i was trespassing
    6. get arrested for no reason
    7. now i have to do 20 hours of community service

    yeah right
    Edited By: Sportbike33 Aug 18th, 2011 at 04:05 PM
    Reason: the truth, nothing but the truth
  19. OHBEEVEE OHBEEVEE is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:05pm) in reply to Sportbike33

    Goodwill or His House (if you have those in your area), also possibly a local YMCA.
     
  20. voorh33s voorh33s is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:05pm) in reply to lane1300

    total bullshit or you're a total moron
  21. Mikey Babes Mikey Babes is offline tuna, cottage cheese and mayo

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:06pm) in reply to voorh33s

    talk to your probation officer or attorney they will be able to tell you how to buy your way out of it.
  22. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:09pm) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    total bullshit or you're a total moron


    Seriously? Is there anyway you cant believe the 2nd part of your sentence? I believe his story 100%.
     
  23. lane1300 lane1300 is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:15pm) in reply to wantagolf

    i dont have a probation officer you fkn MORONS.

    this story is completely fkn true. i called VFW and lady thought i was "BOB"

    and prank calling. I have to send in 20 hours verifable community service and send it in

    to my old home state of Connecticut.
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  24. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:23pm) in reply to lane1300

    If my calculations are right you can get those 20 hours done in one day. That's pretty quick imo
  25. voorh33s voorh33s is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:27pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    Seriously? Is there anyway you cant believe the 2nd part of your sentence? I believe his story 100%.

    Strangely worded but yeah, if you can't sensibly talk your way out of getting arrested for looking for your car in a parking lot then you're not the brightest, period.
  26. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:29pm) in reply to lane1300

     
    Originally Posted by lane1300 View Post

    1. parked car in a garage in Hartford, Connecticut
    2. left ticket in car
    3. didn't realize there's 20 garages in Hartford
    4. went from garage to garage to garage looking for car.
    5. somebody at a garage called cops and thought i was trespassing
    6. get arrested for no reason
    7. now i have to do 20 hours of community service

  27. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:33pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Wait. Why don't you have it finished already? Don't they give you like several months to get it done?

    Waits for excuse.

    Did you get suspended jail time conditioned on getting your conditions finished?
  28. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:35pm) in reply to Willywoo

    wtf, you must have been a total douche to the cop if this story is true.
  29. lane1300 lane1300 is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:40pm) in reply to DaVols

    LOL i got fkn football tackled to the fkn ground by two undercover cops.

    LOL at talking your way out of anything after that happens.
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  30. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 4:48pm) in reply to lane1300

    LOL, did you run and tell them to go fuck themselves before they tackled you?
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