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i have a very twisted sense of humor =p -
How would "My heart just sank" be considered a great thread? Is there even anything to read? Or did you just find his two most recent threads and decide not to do anymore searching?
Put some work into it next time. -
Personally, I liked the time he told the story about how he tricked his sister into thinking he was sleeping and when she went to go wake him up he scared the shit out of her by turning on the vacumn cleaner he posed as his body.....
Also, whoever did the pic of him drinking out that bitches cup at the club and it has the "Ninjas, theyre everywhere" caption.....A+ -
the first time i got suspended by railbot..
it was 4th grade,.
I was in the back of class, looking at a globe

I was spinning it hella fast like as fast as i can make it go,
all of a sudden this shit storm breaks out near the closet
our class had closets that ran the width of the classroom,
now half the kids and the teacher are over there, so i dart over to see the scandal,
some girl had brought a duffel bag full of kittens to class,
and were meowing like motherfuckers..
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so the teacher grabs the bag and the girl and off to the office they go.
I dart back over to the globe theres about 2-3 kids by it and there all spinning it
I tell em one cat is in kevins backpack so they go over there,
and i dont know why but i just punched the globe i was hoping to just dent that sonofabitch
but nope i actually took out africa, the hole was like 10inches by a 8 inch gash..
woops...
gg railbot 3 day outdoor. -
The best i pulled off was scaring the shit outta my sister..
it started with the typical hiding in the closet and coming out screaming!
then hiding in the shower and flying out screaming!
it got pretty elaborate i would wait outside behind my moms car and when she went to open the front door i would barge out screaming...
waited down the street a few times.
this was going on for about a good month,
I ran out of places to hide and pop out to scare her..
so i got the vaccum cleaner put it on her bed under the covers and plugged it into the light switch that once you flip it, gives power to that outlet..
I used pillows to make it look like i was under the covers..
anyway im hiding in my moms room, and she comes in and i kid you not looks through every room downstairs making sure i wasn't gonna scare her..
shes like i know your here, I know your hiding. LOL
your not gonna scare me!
come out now...
she goes to her room and im peering out my behind my moms door, and shes standing at the door yelling at the vaccum cleaner ,
I know your there get out!
cmon get out! your not gonna scare me,,
then she hits the switch and the fucking vaccum goes off making all this loud ruckus sucking the sheets into the wheels, I come running flying the fuck out out screaming at the top of my lungs..
LOL
my poor sister i <3 her.
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Nobody has mentioned him banging the 3 roomates and getting some STD
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Or that the OP picked the worst sn I have ever seen.
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shameless ^
Jaybone + railbot aim convo what are you working with dawg?
the yearly mixxer party is wreked some of teh pics dont pop up =( -
This was the exact post that introduced me into the wonderful world of Railland.
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for some reason this one had me dying.
say snakes
so mr yayo: what is your biggest weakness?
yayo: snakes homie, i hate them motherfuckers, one time i was on the wu couch, with the wu sword out for a shinning in some suzies mouthpiece., and take a wild fucking guess what i saw on the floor,
homie i saw a motherfucking snake i almost died. -
This is the winner right here.
Originally Posted by railbot
shameless ^
Jaybone + railbot aim convo what are you working with dawg?
the yearly mixxer party is wreked some of teh pics dont pop up =( -
This one was pretty good, but since it was waco it was brushed under the rug..
waco caught ordering a fleshlight
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oh my,
I have discovered something that will blow the lids of anyone in O.T
the most amazing discovery since the plane with a flat tire on a treadmill.
Yours truly
Thewacofuckingkid caught in the act..

EXHIBIT#1
And confirmation of exhibit#1
EXHIBIT#2 -
My favorite was whichever one was the smallest waste of my life to read.
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what about the one where he was the first person to post in a thread, and just wrote "railbot"?
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so glad I read the aim convo....definitely my favorite part:
(8:21:27 PM) jaybone: delete my aim and never aim me again you fucking freakshow
(8:21:31 PM) railbot: i thought you said i was alright spider. -
petite feet feminine step, sounds like a lady when hes walkin in the room
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