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Randers Interview Excerpt from sluggerwv.blogspot.com

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  1. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:14am)



    Name: Robert "Randers" Varkonyi
    Birthplace: Texas
    Fave Hand: Any hand I win.... LOL
    Current Mood: Melancholy
    Fave Song: Doll Parts by Hole

    At the Rail with Randers:



    Thanks for joining me Randers.

    It is an absolute honor to join you Slugger. I read your blog religiously. I usually read it every Sunday.

    Tell me a little bit about your avatar.

    When I first started out, my inspiration was Tomer Benvenisti, so I had a picture of him initially. Nice question.


    As a child, you were misdiagnosed by a doctor. Please explain.

    This is a little too personal.

    Your modern fantasy or dream?

    Good fucking question, you bum pirate. You know, to me, it's like, LOL. Well, wtf.

    This interview is over.

    Thanks and gl at the tables.


    About the blogger:



    SluggerWV is a practicing lawyer in West Virginia. He boasts the largest collection of soft porn pics and is to be featured on an upcoming episode of Dateline NBC. He has recently found ways to generate profit on his blog to fund his poker hobby and is rarely seen without a bag of Lays potato chips in his hand.
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:16am) in reply to randomfrost

    I honestly don't think I've ever laughed harder reading a thread. You are clearly the greatest
  3. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:16am) in reply to randomfrost

  4. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:17am) in reply to sacaniga

    much too short imo rf. I was hoping for a novel, and I got a comic strip.

    Post more
     
  5. thefuture021 thefuture021 is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:19am) in reply to randomfrost

    :)
  6. mhoddi mhoddi is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:21am) in reply to randomfrost

    LOOOOOOOL @ Robert "Randers" Varkoni
     
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:34am) in reply to randomfrost

    gold coated solid gold imo
  8. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 1:05am) in reply to randomfrost

    i dont get it?
  9. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 1:06am) in reply to randomfrost

    OIJAOIDJFOAIJDFOIJADSF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOOLLLOOLL LADIFAOSDIFJOAJDF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    wow, I knew this thread was going to be gold as soon as I saw the title/author.
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 2:06am) in reply to randomfrost

    this is why i always open rf threads <3
  11. truesyalose truesyalose is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 2:14am) in reply to randomfrost

    i cant quit laughing
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  12. Wretchy Wretchy is offline whatslogic

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 2:22am) in reply to truesyalose

    I think it's an asshole move personally RM.
     
  13. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:03am) in reply to Wretchy

    Thread Starter
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 3:28am) in reply to randomfrost

    please, sweet jesus, keep this shit coming
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 5:06am) in reply to BillMueller

     
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 5:07am) in reply to randomfrost

    awesome
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 5:12am) in reply to randomfrost

     
    Originally Posted by randomfrost View Post


    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLMAOROFLSAUCE
  18. clizzark clizzark is offline has cockbreath

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 9:01am) in reply to randomfrost

    LOLocaust
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 9:14am) in reply to randomfrost

    <3 randomfrost

    great post sir
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 11:03am) in reply to randomfrost

    and the frost coated the fields, and candy came from the ground.
    candy it was.

    coated in greatness.

    *hb*
  21. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 11:25am) in reply to randomfrost

    very creative sir

    i would point out that i do not make any money from my blog and that in fact the lays chips in the above pic are in my wife's hand

    i prefer ruffles potato chips

    have a good day
  22. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 11:30am) in reply to randomfrost

    Dude, Teach me.
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 11:31am) in reply to SluggerWV

    I knew Slugger would be cool with this, he seems like a chill dude. Did I get leveled by Wretchy? <3 Random
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 11:32am) in reply to randomfrost

    RF >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>> >> Everything
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 11:41am) in reply to CrownMyCoke

    lolza to the maxxxx
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:12pm) in reply to mozzer

    Chortle
  27. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:20pm) in reply to Binksy

    Ruffles have ridges fwiw
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:37pm) in reply to randomfrost

    lol at wretchy calling anyone an asshole

    thats like adolph hitler calling mel gibson a good for nothing jew hater
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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 12:39pm) in reply to Bong BrOke

    another classic thread by RF
  30. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    May 23rd, 2008 (5/23/2008 1:51pm) in reply to BlueBlah

    blue wretchy isn't an asshole

    he's a really good guy and a great player

    f hitler imo
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