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Random packages in the mail...or not

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  1. sweeet_pea sweeet_pea is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 1:34pm)

    So today I'm sitting on the couch being my usual nerdy self and studying when the mail lady knocks on the door. She hands me a package and tells me have a nice day. As I look down I think to myself...I haven't ordered anything... is someone trying to kill me with a bomb disguised as a package with pretty handwriting? (Us crazy girls think this way) I look at the senders name and obviously do not recognize it, I shake the box and it doesn't blow up so I decide something must have gotten messed up on ebay or some shit.

    I open the box to find two of every girls favorite things... a coach purse and a Dooney and Bourke purse... and as I smile with glee my mind is still confused as to who would randomly send me such a thing. Then I have an AHA moment(these usually take a while and are extremly painful) and I remember a certain hot army girl asking for my address a while back and look down at the senders name again... michele. zomg I exclaim its from AG!!!! So a big thank-you to AG for making me smile, confusing the shit out of me, and supplying me with two beautiful, magnificent, masterpieces for me to adorn my arm with! Sigh, I <3 you!
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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 1:36pm) in reply to sweeet_pea

    so did u make out with her?
  3. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 1:37pm) in reply to sweeet_pea

    Wow! My wife is SFjealous.
     
  4. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 1:41pm) in reply to wantagolf

    Awesome but I would still check inside the purse for a bomb
  5. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 1:44pm) in reply to sweeet_pea

    obv set-up gift. next one's a bomb and you'll never expect it
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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 1:48pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Yup -AG- works this way.

    2 months from now you will wake up in the middle of a cornfield naked and your butt will hurt. Well thats what happened to me anyways. Maybe she treats the ladies diffrent.
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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 2:00pm) in reply to sweeet_pea

    I got a package for ya

    giggity
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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 2:08pm) in reply to baughman

     
    Originally Posted by baughman View Post

    Yup -AG- works this way.

    2 months from now you will wake up in the middle of a cornfield naked and your butt will hurt. Well thats what happened to me anyways. Maybe she treats the ladies diffrent.

    So basically you are confirming everyones suspicions that AG has a penix

    Standard.
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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 2:09pm) in reply to kportune

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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 2:11pm) in reply to sweeet_pea

    hi chrystal
     
  11. sweeet_pea sweeet_pea is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 2:17pm) in reply to Wein

    hey studmuffin! <3
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  12. Jokerluelz Jokerluelz is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 2:54pm) in reply to sweeet_pea

    I know some people that know some people that KNOW some people .. And i figured i was On a list to get a Package Delivered When i looked out on my back porch and seen i had this HUGE ass box by the back door.. I freak Out .. Its been like almost 6 months since I knew some people that knew some people that knew some people .. that had gone to jail for Fed-Exing trees Well i Freak out cause i remember one Package in particular that never Made it .. and i mean 50 to 60 Tree Bricks .. So i do my look out every window move to make sure im not gonna end up in the Pokey .. finally open the door Pull in the box ..While adding the numbers up in my head .. 800$ a brick X 60 Bricks Tops ..

    $48k SHIP it ..

    Um yea i open it and its a Damn Comforter LOL its got my Addy on it no name .. So Hell i kept the Comforter, And cried like a baby in it cause i did not get what i thought..

    Such Sighaments

    +=
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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 3:47pm) in reply to sweeet_pea

    what a sweet surprise!
     
  14. -AG- -AG- is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2009 (4/30/2009 4:50pm) in reply to sweeet_pea

    <3 enjoy!
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