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I for one think this is fucking holarious!
If I'm having the shittiest day ever, if I see someone walking and all of the sudden trip and bust their face it will immediately turn into a great day.
That being said, today as I'm leaving work my knee gives out, due to prior football injuries, and I head face first down to earth. I immediately sit up and look around to see if anyone saw me, but luckily no one was around, only the cars driving by, who I'm sure were laughing their asses off.
I sat there, LOL'd by myself, and eventually got up, brushed off my jeans and went on with my business.
Seriously though, theres nothing better than watching someone just bite the dust out of the blue.. -
I have to agree. The best is watching someone fall and go yard sale in the ski slopes from the view of the lift above. :)
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what if its an extremely old woman?
I still laugh but not as hard and not right at the moment. -
This is probably the top ass busting of '07
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I like how over weight ppl blame shit on past Athletic stuff. My knee gave out from football. has nothing to do with my 300 pnd girth.
I just say" I am fat" -
lol i was waiting for someone to say this
i really do have a very bad knee from being an offensive lineman
im not so damn obese that my knees can not hold me up -
looooooool totally agree...
Like two weeks ago I was bowling and saw this fat funny looking kid in prob his mid 20's bowling and he was terrible. Well anyway, he is on the very end lane and when he throws his ball he throws it over the gutter and it slams the door that leads into the back of the bowling alley area where they run to fix things... so already im laughing as he freaks out and runs up to the desk to say what he did. They get his ball for him and he goes up to bowl again...
Little did he forget that it is winter up here and the floors were all wet, so his shoes were too... He goes to bowl and his foot sticks and he literally fell onto the lane and slid down it. He got up after some time and ran back to his table to check out his knee, he was just a weird dude but everything he did made it funnier... I seriously couldnt take it and had to leave the table for like 10 mins, if only I could have gotten it on camera... greatest thing I saw last year, I just couldnt take it.. lol -
inside the Red Rock hotel in Vegas, we were eating at the Japanese restaurant they have in there. And apparently the day we went there was also the first day that they opened up a new scenic section right outside the door of it. It was a little 2.5 foot wide piece of water that went about 15 ft long. Well the lip of it was only less than a ft high, and people were having a hard time seeing it. In fact, when I walked out of the restaurant to go to the bathroom, i took a sharp left and hit it with my foot but had enough balance that i didn't fall. Well I go to the bathroom, come back and my boy is just outside the front door of the restaurant inside the casino smoking a cigarette, so i stand with him for a second. Next thing you know, we both are looking forward and this girl walks by and just eats it, trips right into the pond thing, foot completely inside the water. We were crying laughing. So we have this idea to stick around and watch some more, no lie, about 1 minute later, another lady comes by and does the same fucking thing. Holy shit we are crying. Well we start to walk in the restaurant laughing, and lo and behold, another person does it as we start walking in. By this time I can't stop laughing. So we go inside to tell everyone whats goin on, we rush outside to keep watch, and this really really old lady walks up, and she is heading right for it, and i scream to her to watch out, she stopped just in time, i couldn't bare to see her eat it, i thought she would break her hip or something. Wow, that story was way too long. Sorry.
Cliff Notes :
At Red Rock Casino
Watched multiple ppl fall into the water thing outside the front of their japanese restaurant.
Fucking hilarious. -
It is funny. I saw two drunk ass people fall during the Feista Bowl. One fell over a couple of rows and the other thought it would be cool to slide down the rail.
Both Oklahoma fans by the way... -
when i used to work at petsmart, we had a camera trained on the front entrance and there was this big mat in the entryway. people would rush into the store sometimes and trip over it for some reason and we would watch the replays later and lawlllllllllll in the back rooms.
the best was that one time, this stuck-up kiss-ass lead cashier girl (you know the kind, they act like their $8.00/hr position is SO IMPORTANT and they are VERY IMPORTANT because they are a LEAD CASHIER) decided she had to go run and price-check something in the aquatics department. on her way back she decided to run, and her wet shoes (sorry, i had been cleaning the tanks, i splashed a bit) made her slip on the floor and she flew like three feet in the air and did this half-somersault thing and slammed onto her ass on the floor & kinda bounced a bit.
we watched that one sooooooooo much.
also, i used to watch sorority girls fall down at ASU and laugh. they would be walking down palm walk in their four-inch high flip-flops, and it would be raining and the cement would get slick and they would slide in a puddle and fall down. the comical part wasn't really the fall, it would be the look on their face as their tried to decide whether they should cry or how to act like they were still totally cool & hawt after landing on their ass in front of like 5,000 other students. -
loooool
i can say i've seen people do the same thing when i lived in vegas
that japanese restraunt pwns btw -
pwns for more reasons that one, food was great, but also, just get drunk and stand by the front door and get a free show, so funny
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he who can laugh at themselves is ok in my book. it makes it all the more pleasurable when we make fun of others = )
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^^^def agree
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I always laugh when my wife trips. She gets mad at first but ends up laughing with me
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She probably gets mad because its your foot she's always tripping over.
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love watching people get scraped!
DVR's fucking rule for this reason. -
I've posted this before but here is a vid of my friend eating shit at work. <OBJECT height=355 width=425><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dpz6WCpswKQ&rel=1"><PARAM NAME="wmode" VALUE="transparent"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dpz6WCpswKQ&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></OBJECT>
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Holy fucking dumbass...
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He claims he was looking off to his left at a hot chick that was walking by outside. ROFL.
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I remember watching some fat girl fall off the stage at a huge festival that was being held at my school. haha. as she was falling she tried to grab the curtains...hilarious!!!
mind you the she didn't get hurt...but the rest of us did from laughing soo hard. -
that has to be the funniest televised face plant of all time! hope he didn't ruin his FUBU's
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yard sales are fucking hillariousss
especially when you wake up tasting blood and someone comes racing down to see if your alive, you look up seeing yellow and just start laughing (normally ski piss drunk obv)
thats one of the best memories... ok... i dont remember it... but thats one of the funniest stories i've heard about myself
btw, hyper extended knee, broken wrist, mangled my jaw -
this is not my material, stole this but still kinda funny, if you fall, and noone laughs at you, lose some weight
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