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Random Thought of the Night

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  1. NYRFan88 NYRFan88 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:08am)

    Alright, so I just took a taxi to get home at 3:30. So I get into the car and surprise surprise, its an arab/muslim driver. Alright w/e, this is the norm. So while im drunk I got nothing to do so I start thinking. I notice that the guy is chatting away on his phone and it came to me: Who the fuck is he talking to? No way is he talking to his family this late at 3:30.

    So now OT, it is up to your imagination to quench my desire for who he was talking to. Ty
  2. owl52 owl52 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:09am) in reply to NYRFan88

    sigh, gtfo!
  3. delete21 delete21 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:10am) in reply to NYRFan88

    You are an awful human being.
  4. NYRFan88 NYRFan88 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:12am) in reply to delete21

    I'll add I am a democrat so I don't fear that every muslim is a terrorist. in fact, i think they are just trying to work a job to help their family out.

    now imagine cause i cant.
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  5. vetiver vetiver is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:13am) in reply to NYRFan88

    Why can't his family be up that late? Aren't Muslims nocturnal like bats? They use echolocation, yes?

    That's not as weird as getting a cab and having him take a massive detour from your intended destination but not being able to communicate with him because of language barrier then realizing he drove all the way to his apartment to deliver a bag of fruit to his wife who is standing outside. He thought this was perfectly fine because he stopped the meter while he stopped the car to give the wife the fruit. I didn't know how to communicate "you're wrong" through sign language, so I just paid him the fare no tip.
     
  6. delete21 delete21 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:14am) in reply to vetiver

    Pics of said hot muslim wife?

  7. Hodge05 Hodge05 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:15am) in reply to NYRFan88

    u sir are a POS
  8. NYRFan88 NYRFan88 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:15am) in reply to vetiver

    whaaaaaaat, fuck that, i leave the taxi and dont pay him shit.

    i once had a guy tell me that it was going to cost $20 for a trip and i just got out and said "fuck you" like the true new yorker i am.

    im just perpetuating the new york stereotype arent i :/
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  9. NYRFan88 NYRFan88 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:17am) in reply to Hodge05

    how am i a pos? i aint being racist or calling him a terorrist. I just want people to imagine who he was talking to. fucking christ, go make up a story about how he was having phone foreplay sex while driving and his shift was almost over. dont people have a fucking sense of humor?
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  10. delete21 delete21 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:18am) in reply to NYRFan88

    "fucking christ"


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  11. NYRFan88 NYRFan88 is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:28am) in reply to delete21

    o lol, this aint over religion. god forbid i say fucking christ. grow up.

    and in no way is this going to turn into a religion war, i wont partake in it.
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  12. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:32am) in reply to NYRFan88

    I'm confused....who was he talking too?
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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:34am) in reply to NYRFan88

    the rangers suck
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  14. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:38am) in reply to MissBecky

    who else do people call at 3am?

    Booty Call FTW!
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  15. badjames badjames is offline

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    Nov 10th, 2007 (11/10/2007 3:40am) in reply to NYRFan88

    Na, you're fully right. Invade his home land and kill as many people as you can. That filthy bastard was on his phone while giving you a ride. Kill them all. You're American arent you? 'Lets smoke em' 'Rodger that, smoke em"
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