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  1. LatestLines2 LatestLines2 is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 2:26am)

    Some random notes from Vegas this past weekend...

    While playing blackjack at Ballys, I split and then doubled down on a hand and got 21s on both. The dealer excitedly attempted to give me "knuckles"...I refused as I explained I wasn't in the clear yet. Was there ever any doubt the dealers 6 turned into a 16, and then a 21? I'm not superstitious by any means, I just don't like to celebrate until I win. This particular dealer also tilted me by making sympathetic noises on every hand I lost.

    There was a certain situation going on at the club between myself and a very large black woman. She made "precious" look skinny. At some point during the night the alcohol took over and I let this girl give me a lap dance. Thankfully the bouncer broke it up...had he not I may not have been alive. This didn't stop me from talking absolutely filthy to this girl...she loved every second of it. Sadly this was my high point with females throughout the weekend. Some of the guys thought I woulda fucked her, I honestly don't think I would have, but ya never know.

    Ess is an awful wing man. All the girls want him. He's under the impression that he can warm them up and send them over to me...no girl wants to downgrade. They set their eyes on a guy, and thats it.

    BGX really needs to stop the fuckin crop dusting...brutal.

    Me and Pittproduct crushed blackjack...as long as Shawn "black cloud" Gundrum wasn't at the table. What a curse that guy is these days...I didn't even want to shake hands goodbye with him in fear my plane would go down on the way home.

    Cougars needs a new wardrobe. Thankfully BGX made him switch shirts for the club. His "go to" outfit consists of a green/white polo shirt with a pair of 1994 jeans and flip flops.

    I have no idea why I looked so tanned in that picture that was posted. I certainly didn't look like that in person...I've never gone tanning more than once a week in my life.

    All in all it was a great trip, was nice meeting up with everyone, including meeting Wantagolf and ladyluck for the first time. Can't wait for the OT party this summer.
  2. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 2:30am) in reply to LatestLines2

    Now THIS was a good trip report!

    EDIT: Still searching for the ghost txts at the bottom of the OP
  3. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 2:32am) in reply to Phi

    lol cougars does always go with the polo, jeans and sandals.

    also, you missed out on a hell of a time that night by sleeping. DIAGF
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 2:32am) in reply to Phi

    I had more notes...I just got lazy. Thats why blank space on bottom.
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 2:34am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

    lol cougars does always go with the polo, jeans and sandals.

    also, you missed out on a hell of a time that night by sleeping. DIAGF

    I was on 1 hour sleep from the previous night. I needed that 3 hour nap in the worst way. I'll be back in three weeks.
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  6. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 2:38am) in reply to LatestLines2

    looooooooool yeah, my ass was brutal this weekend. Not sure why.

    I can't believe I'm a fuckin' mush. I used to be the good luck guy.

    btw, I just met ShortyJacksn in person. Great dude.
     
  7. LadyLuck84 LadyLuck84 is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 3:03am) in reply to LatestLines2

    I'm not sure how I managed to get away with having my phone out while sitting at the blackjack table.... but apparently I did! I barely remember taking this first pic... lol. You guys all look super pissed. It's kinda funny.



    These pics are way too dark. iPhone + club lighting = no good pics



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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 3:06am) in reply to BigGunX

     
    Originally Posted by BigGunX View Post

    btw, I just met ShortyJacksn in person. Great dude.

    sick level attempt. no way Shorty is a real person tho
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 3:09am) in reply to thefuture021

    I might look "super pissed" because I snapped at that shaun white look-a-like two minutes prior.
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 3:45am) in reply to LadyLuck84

    purple shirt tho
     
  11. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 5:44am) in reply to 213

    LL2 told me the purple shirt is my "go to" so I had to wear it.

    Oh and we met Snow White. She was dumber than a post
  12. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 5:51am) in reply to LatestLines2

    All these threads about vegas arent helping with my withdraw.

    cant wait till I get back there again.
  13. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 8:06am) in reply to LatestLines2

    Yeah blackjack is good. We need to stay away from Let It Ride tho. haha
     
  14. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 10:13am) in reply to LatestLines2

     
    Originally Posted by LatestLines2 View Post

    I might look "super pissed" because I snapped at that shaun white look-a-like two minutes prior.

    Rumor has it you crushed him with your wallet
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 11:49am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    Give ess some slack, he probably hasn't been a wingman before.
    Obv you should have choosen a better alias to impress the chicks, like "secret agent". 0069?
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 12:32pm) in reply to skisteve

    that black girls ass was probably the biggest one I've ever seen.

    I was a bit frightened of it tbh

    was one of the many things I saw that made people-watching from the corner of the sofa a ton of fun.
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 12:37pm) in reply to AceRunner

     
    Originally Posted by AceRunner View Post

    that black girls ass was probably the biggest one I've ever seen.

    I was a bit frightened of it tbh

    was one of the many things I saw that made people-watching from the corner of the sofa a ton of fun.

    yea but could she shake that booty.

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 12:58pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Yeah blackjack is good. We need to stay away from Let It Ride tho. haha

    eeeek! let it ride = satan

    cool story, joe
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 1:38pm) in reply to LatestLines2

    good report LL. should have banged the black chick. would have made a great story one day.
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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 3:01pm) in reply to dxnino

    He had her talked into a tryst with her friend (who was really cute) and we lost them when we left the club
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