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  1. triggathree triggathree is offline

    San Diego, CA
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    Jan 15th, 2009 (1/15/2009 2:27pm)

    Post stories of random voicemails you have recieved.

    Just listened to a 1 minute message from Maria.

    Hi Carlos this is Maria from church just wanted you to know that I ordered you 2 dozen tamales. I haven't been able to find out if you want them or not but I ordered them anyways. I have no money to pay for them so I gave them an I.O.U from you. Ok? I look forward to hearing from you.

    She then repeated her phone number like 5 times.

    Was the most cracked out message I've ever heard so awesome.
     
  2. macleod51 macleod51 is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2009 (1/15/2009 2:30pm) in reply to triggathree

  3. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2009 (1/15/2009 2:48pm) in reply to macleod51

  4. moses rob moses rob is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2009 (1/15/2009 2:51pm) in reply to triggathree

  5. bonkey bonkey is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2009 (1/15/2009 2:54pm) in reply to triggathree

    I got one once where this dude went on and on about how he was thinking of this chick, had some lube and was pleasuring himself.... Went for like 10 mins.
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