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The Rapture is coming: May 21, 2011

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  1. applejackking applejackking is offline

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 1:53am)

    Every so often, these people come out of the woodwork. I wonder how dumb she'll feel when she has to take the car back to get it repainted?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885541...ife/?gt1=43001

    Edited By: applejackking Jan 4th, 2011 at 01:54 AM
    Reason: With pic...
  2. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 1:57am) in reply to applejackking

    People are stupid. Case #19573904.
     
  3. kojacks kojacks is offline

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 1:57am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    that is a day b4 KoJacks 29th birthday. Welcome back Jesus. Feel free to swing thru downtown Boston that Saturday nite.

    [x] Best birthday party EVAAAAAAAR!?!?!?!?
    Edited By: kojacks Jan 4th, 2011 at 02:00 AM
    Reason: adJUSTments
  4. Tsupa Tsupa is offline

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:02am) in reply to kojacks

    It's all about generating hits on her stupid website and probably selling a book. Doesn't matter how wrong she is, she'll already have made her loot and then she'll say some crap like "oh, I missed this paragraph over here...the real date is 20xx."
  5. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:03am) in reply to Tsupa

    lol noobs. If you believe in that stuff, Matthew 24 says that no man knows the day or the hour that the Lord will come.
  6. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:04am) in reply to rocksolid124

    I'd rapture all over those glasses.
  7. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:05am) in reply to Niceguy

    dumb bish can't even spell
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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:07am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    I'd rapture all over those glasses.

    not surprising...she looks a bit like LL84
  9. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:09am) in reply to norcaljeff

    why wait?

  10. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:11am) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Camz2895 View Post

    not surprising...she looks a bit like LL84

    whoa whoa don't throw that in my face I was just going through a phase man. A slutty bubble butt white girl phase. I've reformed those destructive ways.
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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:16am) in reply to kojacks

    This chick lives in my town, apparently. I've never seen her, or the car. I would suggest that she re-read her Bible. "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" Matthew 24:36 and "Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved" Romans 10:13. I know you all like it when I start quoting Scripture ;)

    ** GMTA, huh rocksolid? :)

    Double edit: someone on my FB page had posted this not too long ago and the chick says they believe that it's already been predetermined who will be saved and there are no guarantees. I didn't see that in this particular article, though. That's why I added that second quote.
    Edited By: ECUgirl Jan 4th, 2011 at 02:27 AM
  12. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:32am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    whoa whoa don't throw that in my face I was just going through a phase man. A slutty bubble butt white girl phase. I've reformed those destructive ways.


    Lol stay classy.
  13. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:41am) in reply to goofy2485

    If anything was factually incorrect I'll issue a retraction.
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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:46am) in reply to Niceguy

    he should definitely pick the city he returns to like the world cup or olympics do so they can build some cool shit
  15. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:49am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    If anything was factually incorrect I'll issue a retraction.

    Luckily for her she grew out of her stalker, race obsessed, dick the length(not width) of a vitamin water bottle cap (yeah that's why it was a vitamin water) phase. If anything is factually incorrect ill issue a retraction as well.
  16. Diggity D Diggity D is offline

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:52am) in reply to goofy2485

    You should change this to your avatar goofy...

  17. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:52am) in reply to applejackking

     
    Originally Posted by applejackking View Post

    Every so often, these people come out of the woodwork.

    FYI you can find these people every single day in your local church.
  18. deadeyehank deadeyehank is offline

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:53am) in reply to PoWdA

    can't wait to see what tricks Jesus has now...

    Bet hes really been working on his miracles the last 2000 years. David Blain will be fucked!
  19. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 2:55am) in reply to Diggity D

     
    Originally Posted by Diggity D View Post

    You should change this to your avatar goofy...

    Missing his ll badge tho
  20. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 3:00am) in reply to goofy2485

    wow man, you're so mean. shit hurts my feelings.
  21. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 4:38am) in reply to Niceguy

    Will this ever end? I am really getting sick of Niceguy.
  22. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 5:17am) in reply to that_pope

    That is troublesome. If I am an entity that disrupts the cohesiveness of OT, and you can get 51% to agree with you, I'll leave for eternity. If you are that sick you have the motivation to ask a mod to set-up the poll. However seeing as they do not enforce such things, and given the marks on my file, 1 egregious act should bring forth a perma-ban so that my side of the proposition will be honored. Your move.
  23. applejackking applejackking is offline

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 10:51am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    FYI you can find these people every single day in your local church.

    Yeah, I get that but this one actually garnered some media attention.

    "he should definitely pick the city he returns to like the world cup or olympics do so they can build some cool shit"

    Good idea. Maybe he could then ink a seven year deal with Nike.
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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 11:29am) in reply to kojacks

     
    Originally Posted by kojacksfull View Post

    that is a day b4 KoJacks 29th birthday. Welcome back Jesus. Feel free to swing thru downtown Boston that Saturday nite.

    [x] Best birthday party EVAAAAAAAR!?!?!?!?

    Day before my 25th too

    Parrttyy
     
  25. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 3:40pm) in reply to Phareal15

     
    Originally Posted by ecugirl93 View Post

    This chick lives in my town, apparently.

    We've got all kinds here!

    I hope i run into this chick in town sometime.
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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 3:55pm) in reply to Glo4m

    lol... "Save the Date"... IF ITS THE "RAPTURE" YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CHOICE!

    I hope she gets addicted to heroin.
    Edited By: RWD123 Jan 4th, 2011 at 04:07 PM
    Reason: obv cannot spell
  27. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 4:02pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ecugirl93 View Post

    This chick lives in my town, apparently. I've never seen her, or the car. I would suggest that she re-read her Bible. "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" Matthew 24:36 and "Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved" Romans 10:13. I know you all like it when I start quoting Scripture ;)

    Deuteronomy 23:1 "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

    God's a picky fellow.
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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 6:35pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    ...Bioshock 3?
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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 6:42pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

     
    Originally Posted by Rocket Surgeon View Post

    Deuteronomy 23:1 "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

    God's a picky fellow.

    People crack me up by cherry-picking passages out of the Bible, taking them out of context and having no idea what they mean and then trying to prove a point with them. Always fun! :)
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    Jan 4th, 2011 (1/4/2011 6:50pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ecugirl93 View Post

    People crack me up by cherry-picking passages out of the Bible, taking them out of context and having no idea what they mean and then trying to prove a point with them. Always fun! :)

    Interesting. Care to educate me as to what that means in context?

    People crack me up when they cherry pick bible verses and/or entire 'testaments' and then try to prove a point with them. It also cracks me up when people assume that others haven't studied the bible. I've read it and studied it -- that's precisely why I call bullshit nearly everytime someone quotes me a passage. My skepticism was born out of that wonderful book.
    Edited By: Rocket Surgeon Jan 4th, 2011 at 06:52 PM
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