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I am not gonna post this girls FB pic because she is a game girl in poker games in town and I'd hate for it to get back to her but I will say she's a 9 ( OT 7) . This is a top 5 blow job I have ever gotten and I'm including the hooksauces as well. She tickled the wave when she had the canoe in the back of her throat and than jumped on the bed and had me fuck her throat and she even grabbed my hand and squeezed her own nose where she couldn't breathe and was gagging helplessly as I dropped the swimmers off down her throat and on her face.
Blow jobs that I used to think were good just aren't anymore and it has to be attributed to the internet. In the old days a bitch would learn from her sister or friend and practice on fruit or what have you . Nowadays, I must believe that a girl just goes to a porn site and chooses blowjob category and emulates those women. I must say I applaud the internet !!!! -
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man... i could go on and on and on about this b/c there is nothing i hate more than a half-assed, shitty BJ.
anyway, last BJ was prolly a 7, b/c it was from a recycled chick from years ago that i had taught what i like. i have never gotten a 10 (like you said, jaded from internet *sigh*) and probably only 2-3 9's. i prefer a lot of hand action. -
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I stopped after this.Originally Posted by orgnalsooners
I am not gonna post this girls FB pic
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7. bonus point for the finger in the ass making it an 8
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Donkey Kong
it's on like me
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4/10
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blow job?
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the last one 5/10. knew a woman a few years ago i had to tell her to slow down she was so good.
why aint you getting any sandman? -
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[QUOTE=orgnalsooners;6736927]DONT JUDGE ME :P
Edited By: Sandman_Good Feb 1st, 2012 at 12:57 AM
I would only judge it, if ya gave me one.
zing... :P -
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My sex life is private.
gg tho op, nice. -
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Got one Friday night. 2nd time I hooked up with this girl, first beej from her. I give it a 7.5-8/10, pretty solid, sucked my balls as well.
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10/10. I'm glad I had that rib removed.
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i fucking hate that gagging shit, big turn off for me.
And since i'm married, my once a year blow job always feels like a 10. Last time i shot one in her mouth i almost broke her neck. -
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Sweetness777
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What's funny is how almost every girl I babe encountered at least, thinks they are the best at it. My ex wife was my best bj. She just loved doing it, always volunteered instead of voluntold. She just knew every inch of rel estate from my asspussy to my peephole. She always spit though, so can't give her a 10. I've rarely recieved bad ones but you definitely know when you receive some bomb head. I would take bomb head over bomb pussy all day.....ok maybe not but you get the point
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Jaybone2315
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I havent had a straight bj in a while. Its always been before or during sex recently. This girl from philly who blew me in november was awesome tho. You can tell when a girl actually likes doing that shit. She was probably one of the best ive had.
Edited By: Jaybone2315 Feb 1st, 2012 at 01:45 AM
Has anyone else had a 1/10 type bj tho? I had the poor girl stop cause it was so bad.
There is a girl here and cali that brags about her head game, so hopefully that happens and shes not just one of those cunt whore cock teases. Plus like sweetness said (i think we actually had this convo the other day), all girls think theyre the best. We shall see. -
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Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
I havent had a straight bj in a while. Its always been before or during sex recently. This girl from philly who blew me in november was awesome tho. You can tell when a girl actually likes doing that shit. She was probably one of the best ive had.
Has anyone else had a 1/10 type bj tho? I had the poor girl stop cause it was so bad.
There is a girl here and cali that brags about her head game, so hopefully that happens and shes not just one of those cunt whore cock teases. Plus like sweetness said (i think we actually had this convo the other day), all girls think theyre the best. We shall see.
I've stopped a girl once back in HS, she was so terrible and she had a brutal smelling vag as well. Only bad smelling one I have encountered really. I took her to wendys, had her buy me food, dropped her off and never talked to her again. -
Shithouse, young chicks generally are terrible unless theyve had a bf whos taught them what to do in my experience. Id rather fuck.
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Congrats on all you recent gay mouthskis?Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
I havent had a straight bj in a while.
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itt: people staring gift horses in the mouth.
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Glo4m
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Jaybone2315
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Lol, i didnt do my best at wording that correctly.
Btw, the ones i got back in HS or by young girls werent necessarily bad, but they werent good. What I usually noticed was that they were real good at not scraping the sides and shit, but they always went too slow. A slow blowjob drives me crazy. -
Glo4m
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Edited By: Glo4m Feb 1st, 2012 at 02:04 AMfixed itOriginally Posted by XquiziVex
itt: people staring gifted whores in the mouth.
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lol...good chance, for most of OT, hor(s)e works too.
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Ill give Waco a 4/10.
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