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  1. C_Bomb C_Bomb is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:17am) in reply to elusively

     
    Originally Posted by elusively View Post

    man... i could go on and on and on about this b/c there is nothing i hate more than a half-assed, shitty BJ.

    First world problems

    Oh and 8
  2. ccm ccm is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:17am) in reply to C_Bomb

    Probly an 8/10. Started out with me on top of her, making out, then I climbed up and put my d in her mouth. She sucked it valiantly, licked the balls and even crept her tongue down to the dangerzone... Licked her way back to the top and started deep throating till she gagged. She loved every minute of it, and when I told her I wanted to fuck her she refused (for a lil while anyways). This girl didn't wanna stop giving.

    Only reason it wasn't a 10/10 was 'cause I'd had sex like 5x right before so I had a case of the rawcocker.
  3. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:18am) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    why did u just post a bear?
  4. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:19am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    why did u just post a bear?

    moar like THE bear imo
  5. sellittojohn sellittojohn is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:26am) in reply to Glo4m

    the fuck are these blow job things you speak of?
  6. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:30am) in reply to sellittojohn

    ROOOOOAAAARRRRRR!

    SEE? I AIN'T BASHFUL

    oh , sorry. not shy
    Edited By: nastysmell Feb 1st, 2012 at 02:32 AM
  7. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:35am) in reply to nastysmell

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    why did u just post a bear?

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    moar like THE bear imo

     
    Originally Posted by nastysmell View Post

    ROOOOOAAAARRRRRR!

    SEE? I AIN'T BASHFUL

    oh , sorry. not shy

  8. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:41am) in reply to Glo4m

    stallion yes..

    but...

    this is how i roll

  9. Stockage Stockage is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:43am) in reply to nastysmell

    can't be unseen
  10. deezy5821 deezy5821 is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:50am) in reply to astaggs

    10+
     
  11. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:51am) in reply to nastysmell

     
    Originally Posted by nastysmell View Post



    well, now I'm gonna HAVE to meet nasty smell some time.


    Pic of you with the power dildo in your mouth??
    Edited By: dolphin13 Feb 1st, 2012 at 02:51 AM
  12. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 3:01am) in reply to dolphin13

    try to do it tomorrow. no worries. still got it and yes, i brought an extenision cord to that pool tournament. won first place for like $175. that waa for the A+++++ thing we had
  13. feedthemfish feedthemfish is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 6:08am) in reply to nastysmell

    hell of lot better than the one i'm not getting right now. a blow job is a blow job. better than nothing.
  14. SevenCostanza SevenCostanza is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 6:39am) in reply to feedthemfish

    my first one (it was a one night stand with a chick I had met a couple of weeks before and hung out with a bit, and she was leaving town a couple of days later) was horrible. luckily i was young and could still finish (was going as fast as i could), but nowadays if that happened i would have to cut it off. i think she was just inexperienced. hopefully she got better.
  15. SlayNL SlayNL is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 6:46am) in reply to SevenCostanza

    6/10 but if I was sober thats easily dropping a few points
  16. Shrubbery Shrubbery is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 6:49am) in reply to SlayNL

    8/10, and she swallowed :)
     1
  17. nickh nickh is offline International Stalker

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 8:35am) in reply to Shrubbery

    Actually was 10/10 - from a doctor, in a hostel, in amsterdam, on NYE weekend.

    I came back on my own from a night out with some Danish girls, and this doctor girl was ALREADY IN MY BED, waiting for me.

    I told her afterwards that it was the best bj ever, and she was like "i know." rofl
  18. Paki_Poker Paki_Poker is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 1:34pm) in reply to nickh

    1/10. It was the worst of the worst. She wouldn't go deeper than my head, and she was neck-bobbin like crazy. So much effort for nothing. 10 min knob-job. I yawned during the process. I grabbed the back of her head and forced it, to which she replied with sour face and a non-English "naaaa". No ball-action...no choda...no finger in the ass.

    Stopped her in the process and told her to ride me. Which was also awkward and about a 3/10.
     
  19. swizbeatz swizbeatz is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 2:57pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

    6/10? I'd say when compared to most of the gf's efforts it was a 10 though.
  20. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 4:19pm) in reply to swizbeatz

    My current GF loves to suck the cawk. She also loves licking/sucking my balls. I agree with all the gagging, holding breath shit. Stop it! It's just stupid. Don't patronize me. I like the girl to act like she's enjoying my dick in her mouth, not struggling for her life.
  21. FouTight FouTight is offline international super spy

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 4:21pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    last one was 9/10 . my current gf is the best head-giver ive ever experience (confession: havent had that many bjs from diff girls in my life )

    Last week tho i got the best bj of my life, a 10/10. Just busted from sunday million in 65th and obv depressed as hell that it wasnt 'my sunday'. Gf tried to console me but im like '' leave me alone '' and jumped into the shower . When I was done, i was still standing in the shower when my gf came in and gave me head. It was amazing. It probably felt sooo good because of the contrast it gave me from feeling so shitty for busting 65th.
    Edited By: FouTight Feb 1st, 2012 at 04:21 PM
    730 
  22. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 4:39pm) in reply to LizardBoy

     
    Originally Posted by LizardBoy View Post

    I like the girl to act like she's enjoying my dick in her mouth, not struggling for her life.

    This made me laugh. It's so true.
  23. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 4:41pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    5/10

    she goes to slow and cant go all that deep but she doesnt scrape and licks/sucks my balls.

    acutally it could go higher since i cum on her face from time to time. fine 6/10 based on that. seriously cant remember the last time i gota really good blow job
  24. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 4:44pm) in reply to Lameass_

    10/10. My wife is the best.
  25. elusively elusively is offline

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 4:50pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    My last gf pretty much refused to do it (lol young ppl). This was obv a topic of many many arguments and ultimately a failed relationship. She just doesn't REALLY love you if she can't S your D from time to time.
    Edited By: elusively Feb 1st, 2012 at 04:53 PM
  26. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 5:02pm) in reply to elusively

    Def deal breaker.
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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 6:06pm) in reply to FouTight

     
    Originally Posted by FouTight View Post

    last one was 9/10 . my current gf is the best head-giver ive ever experience (confession: havent had that many bjs from diff girls in my life )

    Last week tho i got the best bj of my life, a 10/10. Just busted from sunday million in 65th and obv depressed as hell that it wasnt 'my sunday'. Gf tried to console me but im like '' leave me alone '' and jumped into the shower . When I was done, i was still standing in the shower when my gf came in and gave me head. It was amazing. It probably felt sooo good because of the contrast it gave me from feeling so shitty for busting 65th.

    lol awesome hahaha
  28. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 7:54pm) in reply to smokerock247

    10/10. just now
     
  29. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 8:59pm) in reply to nickh

     
    Originally Posted by nickh View Post

    Actually was 10/10 - from a doctor, in a hostel, in amsterdam, on NYE weekend.

    I came back on my own from a night out with some Danish girls, and this doctor girl was ALREADY IN MY BED, waiting for me.

    I told her afterwards that it was the best bj ever, and she was like "i know." rofl

    hope this was before you met your dreamgirl or you just wrecked your game


    3/10 my jaw is so sor- wait, what
  30. ryang2121 ryang2121 is online now

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    Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 9:34pm) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    10/10. My wife is the best.

    +1
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