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  1. That funny bfactor post led me to wonder about this. Any entertaining scary dreams you can remember that occured as of late? If it isn't entertaining we don't need to share. be well
  2. I recently had a dream that i beat up a Peeping Tom and got arrested for assult and battery
  3. I had one recently where I was on our high school baseball field trying to walk across it cuz it was a shortcut to get home from school. Except when I looked at the dugout, I realized I was not alone, as I had thought I had been. Then the coach yelled to all the players "Okay, everyone start practicing your batting" or something like that, and instead of throwing a baseball at them he just kept pretending to pitch to them with his arm, but he wasn't throwing anything at them, just making a fake throwing motion with his arm. But whenever they swung they let go of their bat and all their bats suddenly started flying at me, by the dozen and I was running all over the place and juking left and right to try to not die. It doesn't seem very scary, but in the dream it was totally fucked up. I finally woke up when one of them was flying at my head and I couldn't get out of the way in time.

    I've had lots of way better ones, but this is the most recent I can think of off the top of my head.
  4. i went to a gas station with some chick to get a case of beer which is relevant cause it was the same gas station\girl that we actually went to a week or two ago. I decided to put some gas in while i was there and she went inside. I saw a bunch of thugs walk inside and for some reason i got out just to go in and make sure she was ok and while i was walking in one of them came up behind me and shot me in the back of the head. When the gun fired i went into like a new camera view and saw my head exploding and then like zoomed back into my view and could feel my head throbbing in the dream etc and had my eyes looking at all the blood and then i woke up a bit later :)
  5. long story short, i was on the roof of a very steep pitch gymnasium sheetmetal roof which seemed to be a thousand feet tall, then i proceed to start to climb down the ladder which was very difficult. seemed too life-like. thats when i woke up, just thinking about it gives me butterflies in da bottom of me foots
  6. Seriously, I had this scary dream that I still to this day think about from time to time. This was back in 1999, and my wife and I, (my gf at the time) were laying in bed asleep. I had alot of things going on at that time, so I'm sure stress had a hand but....It was early, like 6am in the summer and sun was just coming up. I know this, because I woke up screaming my ass off. The dream was real fast, but I remembr distictively what I saw and felt. I dreamt that I was being grabbed by a demon/devil/something evil and wickd w/big claws. It fkn grabbed my legs, and ran its nails down to my ankles, then grabbed the fk on hard. I flt it, and it was so scary, cuz as I came out of it, I sware to everything I stand for that I was checking my legs..I jumped out of bed and my wife was like wtf...there.
  7. the short end of the long of it, I had a dream I was shot. I was lying on the sidewalk, playing dead, hoping the average looking guy with shoulder length hair and a handgun wouldn't notice me. He walks past me. Then stops for a bit. With his back facing me, he points the gun towards my chest and fires. I remember bullet hitting me in the heart. I was lying there bleeding profusely. The shooter leaves. People were applying pressure to my wound as I woke up without dying in the dream.

    That is the only dream I remember being shot.
     
  8. Ive had lots of dreams involving shooting people/getting shot. Probably ptsd or whatever. Had one where we were in a C130 and got shot down over some little town and ended up shooting a whole bunch of fuckers with a shitty ass .22 pistol or something that never ran out of ammo. The worst is when you are squeezing the shit out of the trigger and it doesnt fire! I once got shot in the throat though, in a dream obv. It was very real feeling. I remember thinking I needed to just sit still and act dead because I was still alive. Just couldnt move my head but didnt want to get shot again.

    Last night I had a dream I was doing huge rodeo 7's off some bigass backcountry cliff into like 8 feet of fresh. Ah too bad the snow is melting.
     
  9. I had dream I was shot in the shoulder. I shit you not I woke up and my shoulder was sore as hell and it hurt the whole rest of the day. Fkn weird.
  10. In my podcast I told them about the dream I had the other night that I was wearing tighty whiteys filled with shit. That same night I dreamt that my almost 18 yr old son showed up having had a sex change, and he was fat.
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Echelon View Post

    I had dream I was shot in the shoulder. I shit you not I woke up and my shoulder was sore as hell and it hurt the whole rest of the day. Fkn weird.

    You probably smashed your shoulder in real life while you were trashing around in bed, and in your dream it incorporated the shoulder pain into the dream via a gunshot to the shoulder. Then when you woke up, it was still sore, cuz you hit it so hard that it took a while for it to stop being sore.
  12. I get the "OMG MY COLLEGE PAPER IS DUE TODAY AND I HAVENT STARTED IT" dream still all the time
  13. I flopped Royal Flush and still lost on the river!!!

    oh wait... that wasnt a dream really... or was it!!!
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    Change "scary" to "wet" and this gets a lot more interesting IMO.
     
  15.  
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    I get the "OMG MY COLLEGE PAPER IS DUE TODAY AND I HAVENT STARTED IT" dream still all the time

    Lol, these are some of my favorite nightmares to have when I am on summer break. I dream that I have like 3 finals on the same day and 4 papers due and I'm going to be kicked out of college if I don't get at least an A- on all of them, and I'm freaking the fuck out, and my mom phones me to let me know that she knows I won't dissapoint her by getting kicked out of college, and then I go into the first test the test has the most absurd questions ever that are so hard they don't even make sense like "If you had a copper ribbon that was split 8.3091 centimeters from it's end, with a negative 0.001583 voltage on the ungrounded side, and an insulator with a voltage depletion factor of 5.1, and you left the battery on for 12 hours, how many grams of paperclips would you be able to pick up with the magnetized portion." or other similar uncool questions. And I would be like ohhhhh fuuuuuck!!!!!! and spazz massively and everyone in the classroom would be staring at me and shaking their heads mumbling about how insanely easy the final was, and how I should shut up and stop distracting them, and then I would wake up and be like "Ah.... much better..." and just relax in my bed for a few mins soaking up the awesomeness of all that shit being just a nightmare and not real.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by jackofpoker View Post

    I flopped Royal Flush and still lost on the river!!!

    oh wait... that wasnt a dream really... or was it!!!

    if it was on stars it was real life
  17. I had a really wierd dream last night. It started with my sister being some sort of electrcity powered zombie killer. I walk in and she is shiving my dad while wearing gloves with my fingerprints on them. At this point I start hacking at her with the knife, cutting away flesh and waht not. I walk away for some reason, and then I am apparently in an elevator. She tries to shoot me with a machien gun, but I have also taken this from her and start yelling at her for killing my dad, saying he is probably going to die in the next 5 years anyway. She says she thought he would live longer, and pulls a second machine gun from out of nowhere, and I light her up like I am playing a damn video game putting shell after shell into her face.

    It was MESSED up.

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