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  1. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

    San Diego, CA
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 3:27am) in reply to tennisee

    Some of you guys have had entirely too many gfs.

    You're doing it wrong.
  2. BubbaKGB BubbaKGB is offline The Canadian Goose

    Mississauga
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 3:53am) in reply to tennisee

    Technically I've dumped zero, been dumped twice and had one end mutually (although the mutual one was the nastiest of the three somehow). The first girl who dumped me wanted to get back together a month later though and tried really hard, but I kept saying no. Not because I was too proud, but because I didn't realize how terrible the relationship was until I was out of it (even though it wasn't my idea to end it).
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  3. STOPPER19 STOPPER19 is offline

    Sea Isle City, NJ
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 3:56am) in reply to tennisee

     
    Originally Posted by tennisee View Post

    never! i am just quieter

    go back to being loud and proud. i like you better that way.
  4. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

    Overland Park, KS
    United States

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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 5:18am) in reply to STOPPER19

    Dumped 1
    Been dumped 2

    Dumped one still won't talk to me 20 years later.
  5. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

    Massapequa, NY
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 5:34am) in reply to Mr Galt

    Criteria over 3 months?
    Ummmm....I usually would just be "together" with girls, hangout and hookup pretty exclusively and then one day just not stop.

    I'd say I've dumped 2, been dumped by 2 and like maybe 2 more were just waiting for me to dump them. One of them dipped out completely on my birthday and when i called her on it she told me "i'm just not into birthdays" i was like "the fuck? you're a shitty girlfriend, forget it" and she said "good. not anymore." Hipster girls.
  6. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 8:15pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

     
    Originally Posted by buchiYAYO View Post

    Ive had that happen when I had another girl over TWICE. onetime resulted in my tires slashed the other was just a bunchof crying at my doorstep.

    dude that happened to me once. It was bad. I was in a bad relationship with a chick for over a year, who had a ton of issues. It seemed like weekly on again off again stuff. During the off times, I went man-whoring and wound up in 2 other semi-relationships. Semi meaning I didnt want a relationship, they did. I quit answering their calls one day. Turns out those 2 were friends and showed up at my apartment while the original gf was there. Pounding on my door and yelling shit, making a scene. I finally went out and tried to settle shit down but then they figured out the other chick was there and went ballistic. I went back in and locked the door. They left but came back later that night and taped condoms and notes all over my truck. Toilet paper, shaving cream, big sign on the windshield saying man whore. That was pretty much the end of that relationship...but ironically I married one of the other chicks....and Im still with her 20 years later. Cool starry bra?
     
  7. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 8:23pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    dumped - 3
    got dumped - 3
    currently in one hope it goes well
    i must say the 1s i got dumped in were the more serious 1s...at least to me lol :(
  8. Gregrrr Gregrrr is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 12:36am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Cortz View Post

    dumped - 3
    got dumped - 3
    currently in one hope it goes well
    i must say the 1s i got dumped in were the more serious 1s...at least to me lol :(

    Would seem to be universal

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    dude that happened to me once. It was bad. I was in a bad relationship with a chick for over a year, who had a ton of issues. It seemed like weekly on again off again stuff. During the off times, I went man-whoring and wound up in 2 other semi-relationships. Semi meaning I didnt want a relationship, they did. I quit answering their calls one day. Turns out those 2 were friends and showed up at my apartment while the original gf was there. Pounding on my door and yelling shit, making a scene. I finally went out and tried to settle shit down but then they figured out the other chick was there and went ballistic. I went back in and locked the door. They left but came back later that night and taped condoms and notes all over my truck. Toilet paper, shaving cream, big sign on the windshield saying man whore. That was pretty much the end of that relationship...but ironically I married one of the other chicks....and Im still with her 20 years later. Cool starry bra?

    Best game on the scoreboard, cool boxscore bra
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  9. tedSTRETCH tedSTRETCH is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 4:14am) in reply to Gregrrr

    dumped 3
    dumper 2

    dumped last gf cuz she wanted me to spend more time with her instead of playing poker
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  10. RyJS RyJS is offline

    Pittsburgh, PA
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 4:52am) in reply to tedSTRETCH

    Dumped 4
    Got Dumped 1
    0 mutual.

    My relationships always end in a fiery car crash sort of way.
    Edited By: RyJS Feb 9th, 2012 at 04:54 AM
  11. Shrubbery Shrubbery is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 5:50am) in reply to RyJS

    over 6 months: 0-1-0

    was heartbroken
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  12. Lameass_ Lameass_ is online now

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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 6:59am) in reply to mattg1983

     
    Originally Posted by mattg1983 View Post

    In a huge sample of the country wouldnt guys historically be doing more dumping than getting dumped? I have been a super shitty bf in the past and managed not to get dumped. I have even tried to get her to dump me first and it still didnt work. Most women are pushovers.

    wrong man, most guys are pussy fucks who hold on to the first good POA they find.
  13. beaver316 beaver316 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2012 (2/10/2012 4:42pm) in reply to Lameass_

    got dumped 1x because she got mad i punched her back window out when she tried to take off.
    what a biatch
  14. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2012 (2/10/2012 6:46pm) in reply to beaver316

    3-2. 60% win rate?
     
  15. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2012 (2/10/2012 6:49pm) in reply to GreesonEV

    wait Greeson. What's the ratio of dumped to dumper with your last gf?
  16. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Feb 20th, 2012 (2/20/2012 5:54pm) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    Dumper - 3
    Dumpee - 1

    FMP.
  17. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

    San Francisco, CA
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    Feb 20th, 2012 (2/20/2012 6:21pm) in reply to Gregrrr

    Pics of ex, gregrrr?
  18. Hallettcopta Hallettcopta is offline

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    Feb 20th, 2012 (2/20/2012 6:25pm) in reply to dolphin13

    dumped-1
    got dumped- 1
    mutual- 1
  19. nickh nickh is offline International Stalker

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    Feb 20th, 2012 (2/20/2012 6:29pm) in reply to Hallettcopta

    1 mutual
  20. KYSupr3macy KYSupr3macy is offline

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    Feb 20th, 2012 (2/20/2012 7:56pm) in reply to nickh

    I will say my record is at 1-1 for girls i've actually dated long enough to count. They ended up brawling when the girl I broke up with found out I was seeing the other girl. Then she ended up keying her car and ish.
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