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  1. I will do what I can to answer any and all questions if there are any.
  2. N U R?
  3. First and:

    if you could swing with one famous couple, who would it be, why

    edit: second damnit
  4.  
    Originally Posted by Autolobotomist View Post

    N U R?

    What? I should proabably knwo what that means, but alas I don't :(
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  5. "And you are?" ;)
  6. When do we get to see Mrs. yogi on the sybian?
  7.  
    Originally Posted by Dizzy34 View Post


    if you could swing with one famous couple, who would it be, why

    If it had to be an actual couple we would probably choose Faith Hill and Tim McGraw, but if I could choose any famous woman it would be Charlize Therone and Amanda changes her favorite guys, but for the longest time it was Bruce Willis.
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  8.  
    Originally Posted by Autolobotomist View Post

    "And you are?" ;)

    A riddle wrapped in an enigma :)
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  9. Man, two legit questions into the thread and I think I know you better than I ever wanted to!
  10.  
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post


    When do we get to see Mrs. yogi on the sybian?

    Ah yes the great and powerful SYBIAN..........................sorry I was lost in visual playback mode for a sec there.

    Posting those videos is probably not in the cards, sorry folks, but if you order now for only $19.95 you can have all those videos and we'll throw in this amazing SHAMWOW!

    Obv a joke......it's more like $1,999.95 LOOL
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  11. LMAO this is so revealing I feel naked!
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  12. does it ever get akward when the other guy in the swingers couple has a way bigger hoss than you and hes absolutly destroying your wife?
  13. I just wanted to say, you live a good life. I also want to apologise for all the Idiots who will end up coming in here and bashing you. As they always do when you post about your life.

    as for a question. What got you into the life style? Did you meet your wife this way? I think you answered this a year or so ago, but I am getting older and stuff tends to get fuzzy.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by Waldo38 View Post


    does it ever get akward when the other guy in the swingers couple has a way bigger hoss than you and hes absolutly destroying your wife?

    As a matter of fact no. When we lived in Tennessee we had 6 couples that we frequently got together with, did the swingers club thing with and so on. One of the guys was 10+ inches and thick as a Douglas Fir (we called him tripod. The sad part for him was only 3 of the girls like getting fked by him because he was so big (the others did love to play with and suck on his cannon though).
    I have watched guys (and girls for that matter) make Amanda scream and moan like she was never gonna get enough and THAT is a major turn on for me!! We do this because we want to enjoy sex with different people from time to time. It would suck pretty bad if we didn't enjoy it.
    If we are hooking up with a couple that has never swung before we always ask the same question..."what are you going to do when one of us or someone else makes your partner make noises you have never been able to make them do?" We ask this because it WILL happen at some point if you're in this lifestyle (it would be very naive to think nobody else can make your partner feel amazing sexually)! It has nothing to do with being better, but everything to do with being different and something new and fresh!
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  15.  
    Originally Posted by baughman View Post


    I just wanted to say, you live a good life. I also want to apologise for all the Idiots who will end up coming in here and bashing you. As they always do when you post about your life.

    as for a question. What got you into the life style? Did you meet your wife this way? I think you answered this a year or so ago, but I am getting older and stuff tends to get fuzzy.

    First off thank you for your nice comments and I know there will be bashing, but it's all good, I have thick skin and am perfectly satisfied with our lifestyle choice :)

    When my wife and I were getting serious, she told me she was bisexual and didn't intend on giving up that side of who she was, so she thought I should know before we when further. This led to a long and very honest conversation about our feelings on monogamy and views on sex etc. We realized we both had the same views and decided that we would give swinging a shot and it was such a great decision!

    The funny thing is we know 2 "vanilla" couples that are friends of ours and as individuals they all have thoughts and fantasies about trying this out, but they never talk to their partners about it for fear that their partner will think they don't love them because they want to fuck and watch them fuck others (but they both want it). It's a shame to us that they are missing out on such an amazing and fulfilling time because they won't be honest with and communicate with each other!
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  16. Do you have any kids?

    Do you plan on having any kids?

    Are you ever going to share your lifestyle ideals with your kids?

    Good to see you back posting again. Its always fun to have you on the boards.
  17. What has been your best and worst experience with the Canadian health care system?

    Name two things in Canada you prefer to the USA and vice versa.
  18. Yogi pwns at life.

    My only question is how the hell have you been, and why dont you sign into messenger when I am on?
  19. Whats your 3 favourite Restaurants in TO???????

    ever get a blowjob on the subway or streetcar????
  20. Have you been to those swinger clubs (I know there is one on lakeshore blvd)

    If so, how are they like?
  21.  
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    Do you have any kids?

    Do you plan on having any kids?

    Are you ever going to share your lifestyle ideals with your kids?

    Good to see you back posting again. Its always fun to have you on the boards.

    We do have 1 child a 5 year old Daughter and we do plan on having another at some point in the next couple of years.

    If she asks at some point in her life we will be honest with her, but I think we are just like other parents when we say "our sex life is not something we will volunteer to our children."

    Thanks for the nice comments bro :)
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  22.  
    Originally Posted by elcidtiger View Post


    Yogi pwns at life.

    My only question is how the hell have you been, and why dont you sign into messenger when I am on?

    I have been uber busy with work lately and have therefore not been on IM much at all lately, plus I was having some computer issues, but I am going to fix that this weekend when I buy an iMac weeeeeeee
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  23.  
    Originally Posted by Unforseen View Post


    Have you been to those swinger clubs (I know there is one on lakeshore blvd)

    If so, how are they like?

    We are going to one on Saturday night that we have never been to before, but hear good things about it. Swing clubs are always fun and with the law that was passed a few years ago allowing on-premise clubs in Toronto they are even more fun
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  24.  
    Originally Posted by Popperhead View Post


    Whats your 3 favourite Restaurants in TO???????

    ever get a blowjob on the subway or streetcar????

    To be honest we don't venture into the downtown area that often, but we do like Pasta on Duncan quite a bit when we do go although it has been quite some time since we have been there.

    Amanda loves Mexican food and that is rare here, so she likes to go to LoneStar for their Mexican options. We are not real fancy folks and like a good steak at the Keg or something like that.

    I have been on the receiving end of a nice subway blow on 2 occasions, but none with my wife (they were all when I was in high school), because I don't take the subway anymore :)
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  25. Everyone wear condoms? Ever worry your wife might get an std from blowing some guy?
  26.  
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post


    What has been your best and worst experience with the Canadian health care system?

    Name two things in Canada you prefer to the USA and vice versa.

    There are two problems I find with the Canadian Health Care System.

    1). You seem to have to wait quite some time for most things
    2). The Doctors need to see A LOT of patience to make more money, so they tend to rush you out and not take the time they should.

    Two things I prefer about Canada would be:

    1). The school system by in large is better (scary I know, but true).
    2). Canada does not tax my poker winnings LMAO

    Two things I prefer about the US of A:

    1). There are simply more opportunities that exist in the States in so many ways.
    2). The cost of living by in large is much less then here.
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  27.  
    Originally Posted by yogiblair View Post


    Obv a joke......it's more like $1,999.95 LOOL

    do you take money on stars?
     
  28.  
    Originally Posted by Goldenad View Post

     
    Originally Posted by yogiblair View Post


    Obv a joke......it's more like $1,999.95 LOOL

    do you take money on stars?

    ALWAYS hahahaha
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  29.  
    Originally Posted by swizbeatz View Post


    Everyone wear condoms? Ever worry your wife might get an std from blowing some guy?

    Safe sex is very important to us and we do get to know our partners a bit before we play (for the most part). We have found that most people in the lifestyle are very careful about this (there are exceptions to every rule of course), and we have been doing this long enough now to feel confident that we can pick out the ones that are not.
    We get tested every 6 months and expect our swinger friends to as well (most do we find).
    After saying all that, nothing is 100%, but we feel this is actually safer than most of the singles out there that are picking up at bars.
    We have never run into it, and swinging is a pretty tight nit group, so if someone were to give someone else an STD they would be blackballed real quick, and nobody wants that (one reason why everyone would be careful, in addition to the obv other one).
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  30. Hello there. Odd that you posted this today because just last night I was reading through some of your old posts, and I see that you are a swinger. While I do not condone that particular lifestyle, I would never bash someone else for it. To each his own.
    Anyway, that being said, I do have a few questions about it:
    1. Does your family know that you swing? And if so, how do they feel about it?
    2. I saw a group of swingers at a (regular) bar that my friend's band was playing at a few months ago. The swingers were practically having an orgy right there in front of everyone. I saw a lot of boobies, crotches, etc. And when I went to the restroom, there were two of the swinger chicks getting it on right there. I thought their actions were completely tasteless, and it seemed to me that were just trying to get attention. So when you are out with your swinger friends, do you put on public displays of affection? Or do you act completely normal, and leave that stuff for when you get home?
    Thanks!

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