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As requested, my Lady Gaga story.

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  1. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 6:51pm)

    So I had a lot of people ask me about this in my other thread so I decided to post this up for you guys and the experience I had working security for the most talented and amazing music artist in the world ... Rebecca Black. Unfortunately, I didn't get to work her show yet so you will have to settle for Lady Gaga. Basicaly, I started this concert security gig last summer. My first few shows I would start out at the front gate for patdowns and then make my way inside for crowd control or work the barricades in front of the stage when the show started. I got a call to work my 5th show which was a Lady Gaga concert. I went in figuring I would be doing the same thing as my previous shows. I get there and my boss tells me she has a special job for me. She takes me backstage to the actual stage where the artists go on and off. I would be working directly with her head security guy and Lady Gaga. When the show started she walked up in her crazy outfit and walked on stage. Throughout the night whenever she came on and off stage (8 or 9 times) for a costume change, I would pull the curtain around so that no one else could see her except for her costume manager, head security and myself. Her costumes were so large that she couldn't fit under the stage to change which is where everyone else would change and get makeup done like the dancers. This is how I managed to see her ... unclothed. She would then go back on stage. She never took a break for 2.5 hours which was very impressive. All the dancers would be practicing their moves and would run on stage past me during the show. When it was done her family met her at the bottom of the staircase infront of me and they were all crying in joy. Her sister is a smokeshow. I then walked them back to her dressing room. I was then hit on by one of her dancers. The problem is that I don't know if it was a man or a woman. All in all it was pretty cool and she is very normal in real life. She is also crazy small. Any other questions let me know. I also have some stories on other bands/artists if anyone is interested.

    This is typicaly what I do at shows. I come in at around :12 in the yellow shirt infront of the stage. Actually, Demi is a smokeshow and pretty sure she eyefuked me hard when she kept walking back and forth past me .. but maybe I am just dreaming. Jonas Brothers headlined this show .. ugh.

  2. Lameass_ Lameass_ is online now

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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 7:02pm) in reply to Etrain99

    well first off how big is her penis?
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 7:05pm) in reply to Lameass_

    sounds like a fun job. :)
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 7:05pm) in reply to Etrain99

    Does she really sprout horns when she gets nervous?
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 7:19pm) in reply to timthegem

    "is a smoke show" is stupid, stop fucking saying that
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 7:49pm) in reply to timthegem

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    well first off how big is her penis?

    I swear this is the first question half the people I have told this story to have asked. I can cofirm that she needs to sit down to pee. Well, I guess some girls try standing up too so that really doesn't prove anything .. hmmm
     
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    Does she really sprout horns when she gets nervous?

    ehhhh

     
    Originally Posted by Donkey Kong View Post

    "is a smoke show" is stupid, stop fucking saying that

    y u mad tho?

     
    Originally Posted by MissBecky View Post

    sounds like a fun job. :)

    it has its ups and downs :)
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 7:57pm) in reply to Etrain99

    What does smokeshow mean? Hot?
     
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 8:01pm) in reply to Luho

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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 8:06pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

    yea, i don't get how a "smoke show" is a way to call someone hot.

    im surprised they didnt have you stand outside the curtain when she changes. seems like a cool job tho. what were the other shows u worked? good stories?
    how hard are you looking for stuff on those patdowns?
     
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 8:44pm) in reply to Luho

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    What does smokeshow mean? Hot?

    It means I would ravage her with my 3" meat.

     
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    yea, i don't get how a "smoke show" is a way to call someone hot.

    im surprised they didnt have you stand outside the curtain when she changes. seems like a cool job tho. what were the other shows u worked? good stories?
    how hard are you looking for stuff on those patdowns?

    I stood at the end of the curtain so I could see on both sides in which case I could look right at her. I have worked pretty much every major artist that toured in the US last summer. I can't really think of other stories off the top of my head because there are a few. Gaga was the coolest one though. I'd say standing under the canopy with Roger Waters at his show while the wall fell on top of us was cool. If anyone knows about the show they understand this. I just look for the basics like what isn't allowed by the venue and artists like professional cameras and open containers. I'm not looking ofr weed at a Jonas Brothers concerts. I get more serious at the 'adult' concerts and find a lot of weed/alcohol. Theres a good chance I'll find it if it isn't completely hidden in a great spot. I havn't found any weapons yet.
    Edited By: Etrain99 May 1st, 2011 at 08:40 PM
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 8:51pm) in reply to Etrain99

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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 9:09pm) in reply to midmoguy

    Demi recently had a breakdown, so she is prob a serious freak. I always loved her though <3

    Does Gaga shave?
    Edited By: darkpoker12 May 1st, 2011 at 09:10 PM
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 10:44pm) in reply to darkpoker12

    Have you ever confiscated weed? Did you feel like an ass hole taking it? Also are you required to call the cops if you do?
     
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    May 1st, 2011 (5/1/2011 11:21pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

     
    Originally Posted by Donkey Kong View Post

    "is a smoke show" is stupid, stop fucking saying that


    this
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 12:12am) in reply to MacEwen

     
    Originally Posted by MacEwen View Post

    this

    i like smoke show
     
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 12:20am) in reply to Etrain99

     
    Originally Posted by Etrain99 View Post

    I'd say standing under the canopy with Roger Waters at his show while the wall fell on top of us was cool. If anyone knows about the show they understand this.

    Really jealous about this.
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 12:51am) in reply to Purple Jesus

    Sick memories of going to shows at the Tweeter Center.
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 1:26am) in reply to dams

    quit saying smoke show, you sound like a dbag

    you seriously confiscated weed? people are there to party, let them party

    how is lady gagas body?
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 1:37am) in reply to Lameass_

    While reading the OP I kept thinking that smokeshow was a bad thing. I mean, who says that?
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 1:48am) in reply to LeftyMark

    Don't let your daughter go to Paris bro
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 2:24am) in reply to Unforseen

    I'm having serious connection issues with p5s so I can't respond right now. Everytime I respond it times out. Will snwer questions when p5s decides to stop pissing me off.
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 2:32am) in reply to Etrain99

    I'm back to the old ctrl+C on my response before I submit it technique. It's so 2009.
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 7:25am) in reply to timthegem

     
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    I'm back to the old ctrl+C on my response before I submit it technique. It's so 2009.

    +1
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 3:45pm) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by darkpoker12 View Post

    Demi recently had a breakdown, so she is prob a serious freak. I always loved her though <3

    Does Gaga shave?

    Yea I heard she was addicted to sex or something and would bring guys back to her bus. I found this out like 3 weeks after I worked her show so I was like FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

    Gaga looked smooth but nothing special aside from her butt.

     
    Originally Posted by winwin07 View Post

    Have you ever confiscated weed? Did you feel like an ass hole taking it? Also are you required to call the cops if you do?

    I confiscate weed all the time and yes I hate doing it but it is my job and I have to do it. We have cops at the show with us and probably have 60 arrests on average for random stuff. Do not get taken in to the 'compound' at our shows or your fuked. There are 20 cops or so waiting for you in there

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    quit saying smoke show, you sound like a dbag

    you seriously confiscated weed? people are there to party, let them party

    how is lady gagas body?

    I have to do it man. A lot of time my boss is standing behind me and he will stop anyone randomly after pat downs. If he catches something that I didn't it looks real bad on me. Either hide it in a better spot or don't break the rules.

    Nice butt but everthing else is average. She is very small tho.
    Edited By: Etrain99 May 2nd, 2011 at 03:46 PM
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 4:36pm) in reply to Etrain99

    is she circumsized?
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 4:47pm) in reply to Jsup

     
    Originally Posted by Jsup View Post

    is she circumsized?

    Holy fuck, what are you doing here?
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 4:55pm) in reply to Underdog

    what up man...ive made a few posts the past few days...my dad called me with bloody scrotum so i did what anyone concerned son would do, logged on to p5s for the 1st tme in a year and ask off topic what my dad should do...funny thread search for it....back to mostly lurking now..how u been?

    and for etrain...was she wearing undies under her outfits or did u see her completely naked? if so, does she completely shave? landing strip? enormous bush?
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    May 2nd, 2011 (5/2/2011 5:34pm) in reply to Jsup


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