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  1. jdbunchOSU jdbunchOSU is offline

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    Feb 6th, 2012 (2/6/2012 11:19pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    My wife guessed 250k miles on a total guess and said 1k lbs on total guess.
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    Feb 6th, 2012 (2/6/2012 11:23pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    freshwater tho

    answer was like a 650 lb Mekong catfish

    EDIT: I like this idea of asking your significant other/roommate and posting results

    I thought it was american freshwater fish? The 646 Mekong was in Thailand or somewhere on the, you know, Mekong.

    From OP - "what's the largest recorded fresh water fish caught in america"
    Edited By: cdmalgee Feb 6th, 2012 at 11:24 PM
    Reason: 24 is still retarded
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    Feb 6th, 2012 (2/6/2012 11:26pm) in reply to cdmalgee

    It would suck azz to fly to the moon and only get 9k in frequent flyer miles.
  4. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Feb 6th, 2012 (2/6/2012 11:30pm) in reply to cdmalgee

     
    Originally Posted by cdmalgee View Post

    I thought it was american freshwater fish? The 646 Mekong was in Thailand or somewhere on the, you know, Mekong.

    From OP - "what's the largest recorded fresh water fish caught in america"

    well, you know, the OP remembered the question wrong.
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  5. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Feb 6th, 2012 (2/6/2012 11:35pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    well, you know, the OP remembered the question wrong.

    SHOCKING right
      
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    Feb 6th, 2012 (2/6/2012 11:47pm) in reply to sketchy1

    This girl I know guessed 300,000 km and 150 pounds
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 12:41am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    I don't think this is how you should judge it.

    everyone knows the moon is a looooong fucking way away, so to answer several billion, while retarded, is obv much less retarded than saying the distance is one that can be traveled in 1 day on an airplane.

    this exactly, anyone can use common everyday knowledge to figure 9k isn't even close. At least the other answer while also retarded could be argued takes more education.... even if it is only low level, sigh. I feel dumb trying to defend it lol.

    edit: btw played wits and wagers a few times, it's definitely a fun game.
    Edited By: Camronius Feb 7th, 2012 at 12:42 AM
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:06am) in reply to jdbunchOSU

     
    Originally Posted by jdbunchOSU View Post

    My wife guessed 250k miles on a total guess and said 1k lbs on total guess.

    Mine said 364lbs and 50 billion lmao
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:19am) in reply to kasey_gcp

    We did this exact same thing last night (along with adult loaded questions)...and thê moon question came up. I was a retard and spelled out my answer instead of just writing numbers. I forgot thê "hundred" in front of thousand and ended up putting "two thousand"

    So needless to say, the first comment was something along the lines of "you know that's about like taking a trip to Vegas".
     
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:25am) in reply to Luho

    pretty sure you are all wrong and sturgeon is the largest fish caught with tackle, at more than 650 lbs

    too lazy to google tho
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:40am) in reply to tommpat2000

    At first I thought the 3.3 billion was the worst, but the more I think about it the 10k is just so ridiculous it had to be a joke. I mean, it's roughly 3,000 miles just to cross the fucking 48. At least with 3.3 billion they are taking a stab at some high number because it is obviously not right around the corner, but 10k or less is easily just a 'fuck you guys I'm done playing' kind of response.

    As for the fish thing - that's pretty bad even if you have no idea. I would have gone with 500 as a safe answer if I had no clue but I actually thought it was 750.
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:45am) in reply to tommpat2000

     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    pretty sure you are all wrong and sturgeon is the largest fish caught with tackle, at more than 650 lbs

    too lazy to google tho

    yea, the answer in the fucking trivia game was wrong. you can be a massive jackass sometimes, lol

    http://www.extremescience.com/bigges...water-fish.htm

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n.../giantcatfish/

    etc.

     
    Originally Posted by skeeze666 View Post

    but 10k or less is easily just a 'fuck you guys I'm done playing' kind of response.

    once again, this game was being played in the wee hours after a Super Bowl party. we all came up with our answers in like 5 seconds time, and were shitty drunk, so obv there were some good (bad) ones.
    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Feb 7th, 2012 at 01:45 AM
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:47am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:50am) in reply to skeeze666

    Just asked two roommates first said 640k miles and second said 1.3 million miles from moon.

    92lbs and 120lbs were their guesses for the fish question.
    Edited By: JoeSexAppeal Feb 7th, 2012 at 01:53 AM
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:55am) in reply to JoeSexAppeal

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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 1:57am) in reply to ApesAreFun

    9450

    and this

     
    Originally Posted by ApesAreFun View Post

    Damn it emmanuelle chiriqui is so fucking hot.

     
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 2:50am) in reply to McBain74

    So I just quizzed my girlfriend.

    Fish question: 5 pounds. Headexplode.gif
    Moon question: 100million miles. Okay that's fine

    I then say that's about the distance to the sun. She then says, which is closer, the moon or the sun?

    Head fucking explode.

    I ask her what a planet is.
    Idk. Head explode.
    Do you know what mars is?
    Yes a planet.
    Do u know where Mars is?
    I have no idea. Head explode.

    My girlfriend doesn't know which is closer, the moon or the sun. Good fucking god.
     
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 2:55am) in reply to Deoxyribo

    my bro: fish-265 lbs
    moon- 15k miles.... wow.
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 2:55am) in reply to MyJobisYou

    Sounds like a keeper. Will need naked photos from several angles to determine.
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 2:55am) in reply to sketchy1

    All amazingly retarded but I am going to go with 24lbs fish being the worst
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 3:21am) in reply to mattg1983

    Def buying this game.
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 3:50am) in reply to dams

    going to buy this game right now.

    9450 is the worst, waaaay worse than 3.3billion, at least that person understands it's not a 12 hour plane ride away lolwut.
    Edited By: elusively Feb 7th, 2012 at 03:59 AM
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 3:53am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    I was involved in this trivia drinking game. luckily, none of these 3 answers were mine.

    the 9450 miles to the moon was EASILY the worst answer, IMO.

    i agree with this, and imo the 3.3 billion answer is 2nd worst

    but i dont know anything about fishing either so im not the best judge
    Edited By: Hallettcopta Feb 7th, 2012 at 03:55 AM
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 3:56am) in reply to Unforseen

     
    Originally Posted by Unforseen View Post

    This girl I know guessed 300,000 km and 150 pounds

    Is she half Canadian?
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 3:58am) in reply to sketchy1

    You're all retarded
    Edited By: P0KERDUUDE Feb 7th, 2012 at 03:59 AM
    Reason: oh and thanks for the boobs.
     
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 4:19am) in reply to P0KERDUUDE

    the first two are so goddamn bad it makes me sick to my stomach. I don't want to pick one because it undermines just how fucking horrible the other answer is.

    However, I think I have to go with the 9450. I feel like you should have a much better grasp, even as a dumbfuck, of how far this is. 3.3 billion is fucktarded as just about anything, but I can see being like "omg its really far, I don't know much about outerspace) and just losing your goddamn mind for a few seconds. for the 9450, however, I cannot fathom a way that this could be a guess. It honestly makes me angry and sad at the same time that this person was allowed to live past birth.
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 4:23am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    I don't think this is how you should judge it.

    everyone knows the moon is a looooong fucking way away, so to answer several billion, while retarded, is obv much less retarded than saying the distance is one that can be traveled in 1 day on an airplane.

    we're on the same page on this one.

     
    Originally Posted by kmc28 View Post

    yes but isn't it somewhat common knowledge that the sun is ~93million miles from the earth? pretty obv that the moon is closer to the earth than the sun is, so guessing over 3x the distance from the sun to earth is way worse than undercutting that bad imo.

    thinking that 3.3 billion is 3 x 93 million is pretty awful also though...
     
  28. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is online now world traveler

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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 4:27am) in reply to Deoxyribo

     
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

    So I just quizzed my girlfriend.

    Fish question: 5 pounds. Headexplode.gif
    Moon question: 100million miles. Okay that's fine

    I then say that's about the distance to the sun. She then says, which is closer, the moon or the sun?

    Head fucking explode.

    I ask her what a planet is.
    Idk. Head explode.
    Do you know what mars is?
    Yes a planet.
    Do u know where Mars is?
    I have no idea. Head explode.

    My girlfriend doesn't know which is closer, the moon or the sun. Good fucking god.

    sounds like a keeper
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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 4:27am) in reply to Deoxyribo

     
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

    So I just quizzed my girlfriend.

    Fish question: 5 pounds. Headexplode.gif
    Moon question: 100million miles. Okay that's fine

    I then say that's about the distance to the sun. She then says, which is closer, the moon or the sun?

    Head fucking explode.

    I ask her what a planet is.
    Idk. Head explode.
    Do you know what mars is?
    Yes a planet.
    Do u know where Mars is?
    I have no idea. Head explode.

    My girlfriend doesn't know which is closer, the moon or the sun. Good fucking god.

    sounds like a keeper
  30. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Feb 7th, 2012 (2/7/2012 4:35am) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    did she say it laughingly kinda pretending to not know, or straight up just not know which is farther
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