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  1. Dont worry about it!
  2.  
    Originally Posted by Demonman View Post

    How do I post pictures on here?

    Just post them on a hosting site like photobucket, then post the picture address by clicking the picture icon above (looks like a tree) and pasting the address in and click ok or whatever. I think you can post directly from a facebook page too

    Edit: if i explained that badly someone help her out
    Edited By: norcaljeff Sep 13th, 2012 at 05:47 AM
  3. yes he IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. ok thanks! Im not sure I can do that! BUT I WILL GET MY OTHER DAUGHTER TO POST PICS OF JENN AND AIDEN TOMORROW!!!! 1am here bed time!! Thanks for your help!!!!
  5. Kellykip sighting in 3 2 1
  6.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    lol, Im sitting here reading this shit thinking this person is just spazzing off at thin air. Im glad you pointed that out, I was sfconfused.

    This. I too have issues with demons making me hit reply before my thoughts end. I think its the acid.
  7. oh, wait...

    was she a great big fat person?
  8.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Can someone other then this mother in law tell me wtf is going on around here?

    Maybe some really short cliffs?

    Cliffs:

    Awesome thread filled with awesome shit.
  9.  
    Originally Posted by Demonman View Post

    I am grasping at straws!!! I am desperate!

    lol

    It seems like people that age have a distinctive way of communicating in text. If demonman is the kid I'm impressed.

    Joined dec 2011, did the dad make the account 6 months before he posted? maybe 2 of them posting?
  10. KIss my ass!
  11. I made the posting when they went missing Christmas of 2011! I am the only one posting from our family! I am so glad you all think this is funny!!! I hope Paul finds you all and rips you all off!
  12. Ive always wanted to say this:

    Post pics of your lucious tits demonman!!!
  13. Sweet, I can cross that one off the 'ol bucket list.
  14. That's not even constructive. I have a sinking feeling you're a real person.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Hank H1LL View Post

    That's not even constructive. I have a sinking feeling you're a real person.

    I am a real person! On the Internet.
  16. Will you guys all shut up and just let Demonman post pics of the wife? This is serious business.

    Demonman, if you have any of her in a bikini or lingerie, that would be best in case she has any birthmarks or tattoos that would help us identify her. Thank you, God bless.
  17. neither of you are real people
  18. A small piece of me hopes Demonman turns out to be another one of SR47's accounts.
    Edited By: kiro15 Sep 13th, 2012 at 07:53 AM
  19.  
    Originally Posted by kevmode View Post

    WTF is this weird thread?

    I swear.. I'm dying and can't stop laughing.

    Finally started reading from the beginning of this shit and as i'm scrolling seeing Demonman talking to himself and then imo the greatest kevmode cameo that i've witnessed. I just hope it was still in poker discussion when it took place.

    Alright I've calmed down enough to keep reading i guess. It's the occasional thread like this that reminds me why i love p5's.

    Edit:
    I'd be alot less confused if demonmanlady would use the quote button. I have no idea what the fucks going on outside of crazy people being crazy. I think the confusion adds to the coolness of the thread though.

    5 stars and two thumbs up so far.
    Edited By: RyJS Sep 13th, 2012 at 08:31 AM
    Reason: I are confused
     
  20.  
    Originally Posted by RyJS View Post

    I swear.. I'm dying and can't stop laughing.

    Finally started reading from the beginning of this shit and as i'm scrolling seeing Demonman talking to himself and then imo the greatest kevmode cameo that i've witnessed. I just hope it was still in poker discussion when it took place.

    Alright I've calmed down enough to keep reading i guess. It's the occasional thread like this that reminds me why i love p5's.


    This is no laughing matter. Children are at risk!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If we don't find the kids soon it is probably too late
    Edited By: tennisee Sep 13th, 2012 at 08:17 AM
    Reason: tears of laughter. 5 stars
  21. lol wtf is going on in here? how is mike beland tied into this? there was some thread a while ago where beland, who played online as belandator, got super butt hurt about something and deleted his account. i think he married the melissa sorieno chick

    from the mugshot link http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/P...sbaum_1417889/

    "close friend:

    Proof?

    Ira David - lawyer - 7029900646 - yes it was $17,500.

    Melissa Sorieno's story - Go h!@#$%le Wayne or Gail Buchsbaum, his parents, and ask them if Melissa called them in tears after she was held at gunpoint for information on Paul.

    Mike Beland - go find him and ask him of his death threats and a man pulling a gun on him at in intersection for information on Paul. Go online and find the hand written evidence that was turned into local police that was left at his home pinned to his front door along with a picture of the inside of his house."
  22. wow ................. wow
  23. just checked to see if there was any info about this on belandator's facebook and his account has been deactivated.
  24. The spirit of Paul is alive in us all.
    Oh, the spirit of Paul is alive in us all.
    Jenny, his wife, on her knees, not so tall.
    Poor Jenny, his bride, on her knees, not so tall.
    So dumb that he smacked her right through a wall.
    So dumb that he smacked her right through that wall.
    He beat her until she could barely crawl.
    Oh, he beat that poor girl. She could barely crawl.
    And told their kind family she just took a fall.
    And told their kind family she just took a fall.
    For the baby was his; they could tell by his drawl.
    So he stole from the church and he stole from the mall.
    And he stole from the family; he stole from them all.
    So now paul is missing. With no note. Or no call.
    But with pics, a new stranger might O.T. enthrawl.
    With new pics, a stranger might O.T. enthrawl.
    And with that fine thread, the trolls had a ball.
    Oh with that fine thread, those trolls had a ball.
    With their Internet courage and Internet gall.
    Till the demon man said, "well, just. fuck you all."
    The demon man said, "well, just. fuck you all."
    Then swiftly, she vanished. No note. Or no call.
    How swiftly, she vanished with no "goodbye, ya'll."
    Now both, they are gone. No note. And no call.
    For the spirit of Paul is alive in us all.
    Oh the spirit of Paul is alive in us all.

    AMEN
  25.  
    Originally Posted by ericINtheX View Post

    oh, wait...

    was she a great big fat person?

     
  26.  
    Originally Posted by ericINtheX View Post

    oh, wait...

    was she a great big fat person?


    Good movie quote

    screw Spanky
    Edited By: ess286 Sep 15th, 2012 at 09:42 PM
  27. Now that I think about it, I believe I too was friends with Paul on FB but deleted him after his stupid posts about the Colorado Batman shootings. Great, confusing thread here though
  28.  
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    Now that I think about it, I believe I too was friends with Paul on FB but deleted him after his stupid posts about the Colorado Batman shootings. Great, confusing thread here though

    Same on the FB deal, except I deleted him months before the Colorado stuff. Guy posted the most off the wall, insane in the fucking membrance shit, was constantly full of WTF, delete because it was just disturbing that the cat was putting that madness of there for others to see. Holy fuck that dude!
  29. I am so confused, who is Paul Buchsbaum in the first place?

    If this isn't a level and you are scarred about your kids they have these people called police that try to help people in danger.