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  1. -AG- -AG- is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:39pm)

    since we seem to have a rash (hehehe) of herpes err i mean cold sores goin on, yeah yeah we know it was a zit ecu, regardless... when someone mentioned dental dam in the other thread I googled it (sorry im a oral sex newb) hehe again...

    anyways this article is hilarious:

    Oral sex isn't safe sex: blow jobs put both the giver and the receiver at risk of numerous STDs. Fortunately for everyone who enjoys fellatio, there are ways to make the act safer. Using a condom for oral sex won't make your blowjobs less fun, but they will make them much less likely to be something you'll regret.
    Difficulty: Easy
    Time Required: From 5 minutes to 5 hours
    Here's How:
    1. <LI>Find a man who you would like to perform oral sex on. Using whatever techniques that may be at your disposal (kissing, touching, etc.), turn him on enough so that his penis becomes at least semi-erect. </LI> <LI>Choose the right condom for oral sex. In general, you'll want to avoid lubricated condoms, particularly those lubricated with nonoxynol-9. </LI> <LI>Before putting your partner's penis in your mouth, put the condom on his penis. You can do this with either your hands or, with a little bit of practice, your mouth.</LI> <LI>Give your partner a blowjob, as you normally would. Take his latex-covered penis in your hand, play with his testicles, suck on him, use your tongue, etc. Just remember that the body parts that are not latex-covered could still, at least theoretically, transmit those sexually transmitted diseases that are passed from skin to skin, such as genital herpes and syphilis.</LI> <LI>When one or both of you is done with the blow job, carefully remove the condom and discard it. It's a good idea to use a new condom for any other form of sex. </LI>
    Tips:
    1. <LI>Remember that if you have oral herpes you can transmit it to your partner's genitals. In fact, HSV-1 may be even more contagious than HSV-2. </LI> <LI>If you have been fondling your partner, it is a good idea to wash your hands before touching yourself. Although the data is not conclusive, it seems likely that fingering can transmit at least some STDs. </LI> <LI>Condoms are more effective at preventing those STDs that are transmitted via bodily fluids than those that are passed from skin to skin. Therefore, using a condom during oral sex is more certain to protect both partners from HIV than herpes. Still, even in the case of skin transmitted STDs, using a condom during oral sex will reduce disease risk.</LI> <LI>Some flavored condoms sold for oral sex are actually novelty items. Make sure any condoms you buy are latex or polyurethane and are labeled as being FDA approved for use against unplanned pregnancies and STDs.</LI> <LI>While you may like using food to spice up your oral sex life, make certain not to use any foods that are oil based. They can degrade latex condoms. </LI>
    What You Need:
    • <LI>A willing man</LI> <LI>A condom</LI>
  2. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:41pm) in reply to -AG-

     1
  3. kowboy8686 kowboy8686 is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:42pm) in reply to -AG-

    i can provide 1 of the 2.
  4. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:42pm) in reply to -AG-

    Can't imagine latex being a good taste, but I guess it beats the hell out of herpes.
  5. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:43pm) in reply to -AG-

    I'm all for staying STD free but
     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    Using a condom for oral sex won't make your blowjobs less fun

  6. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:44pm) in reply to -AG-

    Wearing a condom for a BJ, great idea, wonder if it will catch on in Thailand?
     
  7. fcdunkin fcdunkin is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:46pm) in reply to -AG-

    I am becoming a BIG BIG AG fan.
  8. ttplaya ttplaya is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:46pm) in reply to wantagolf

    bjs with a condom on suck. I would just fuk you.

    and I like blowjobs more than fukin
  9. saxman saxman is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:47pm) in reply to -AG-

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    Using a condom for oral sex won't make your blowjobs less fun

    i guess i'll just have to take their word for it - sure doesnt sound like fun tho
  10. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:47pm) in reply to fcdunkin

     
    Originally Posted by fcdunkin View Post

    I am becoming a BIG BIG AG fan.

    better late than never
  11. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:47pm) in reply to -AG-

    DO NOT WANT
  12. ttplaya ttplaya is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:49pm) in reply to -AG-

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    Time Required: From 5 minutes to 5 hours

  13. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:49pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    Fixed Your Gif
  14. SirLiesAlot SirLiesAlot is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:49pm) in reply to -AG-

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    1. When one or both of you is done with the blow job, .

    hmm, who decides?
  15. lil BOLLOCKS lil BOLLOCKS is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:50pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    AHHH ROFL
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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 9:50pm) in reply to -AG-

  17. STOPPER19 STOPPER19 is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 10:00pm) in reply to -AG-

    my mom is a gynecologist and tried to tell me to get head this way.

    hilarious conversation lol
  18. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 10:02pm) in reply to -AG-

    <3 AG

    Remember that if you have oral herpes you can transmit it to your partner's genitals. In fact, HSV-1 may be even more contagious than HSV-2.

    That's bad news for Waldo38. No blow job for you this weekend!! lol
    **unless you want to try the technique above that is :)
  19. Waldo38 Waldo38 is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 10:06pm) in reply to ECUgirl

    I can still fuck right? just no kissing or BJ
  20. -AG- -AG- is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 10:10pm) in reply to Waldo38

     
    Originally Posted by Waldo38 View Post

    I can still fuck right? just no kissing or BJ

    just be sure to wash your hands first...

    Although the data is not conclusive, it seems likely that fingering can transmit at least some STDs.
    Thread Starter
  21. Lameass_ Lameass_ is online now

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 10:20pm) in reply to -AG-

    you can practice on me i suppose.
  22. AUSteweyOX AUSteweyOX is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 10:31pm) in reply to -AG-

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    Remember that if you have oral herpes you

    ....shouldnt be giving fucking blow jobs?
  23. jtslmn720 jtslmn720 is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 10:58pm) in reply to -AG-

    repost....

    http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-for...dation-4828548
  24. $ayChee$e $ayChee$e is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 11:13pm) in reply to lil BOLLOCKS

    big fan of AG as well, but I will never put on a condom for a BJ. EVER.
  25. rebelfd rebelfd is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 11:14pm) in reply to -AG-

    I shipped you the 4.90 it was fun.
  26. Drewace34 Drewace34 is offline

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    Feb 3rd, 2010 (2/3/2010 11:18pm) in reply to rebelfd

    "When one or both of you is done with the blow job,"



    There is a lotta comedy goin on in this thread...
     
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