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  1. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 5:38am)



    hmmmmmmm....the bar.
    sometimes you eat it, and sometimes, well you don't even approach it.
    but when you do, you make sure.
    do.

    how the fuck, in the name of all that is beyond the show of Le Shit, does one look at the expenditures of excercises meant to be but events, and they turn to ashes of the want to be fired Bon, yet the logs, they are moist as betty crocker?

    peanuts?
    what the fuck, corn?
    when the hell have I eaten peanuts and corn in the last few years?
    it has to be one or the other right, I mean, you did not really say that?

    *sigh*



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    Feta- Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
    Uploaded by markit8.

    ok, how about this?
    take a shot, good until the witchin hour...why they said, the regret was a foolish thing and simple thing done, but never was missed, or under anyone that stood.

    always taller.
    so are you.
    here, then you know.

    not even sure why to post, other to send the part of an ocean.
    one part, ain't nothin' without another 10, and the funniest part.
    no one is watching the lane.
    or the car, in the lot.

    that fucking bar, it can eat you.

    but in fact, you may be looking at the wrong line.
    the one coming out the front door, yeah, that is me.
    clear as motherfuckinHitlerdaylight.

    freighttrained for the functionality.
    fucked with no personality.

    but then again.
    i am just here amongst the cheesii.

    illuminatti, find the robe.
    the bee costume is near, always sniffin the horse.

    just...meh, not sure if this is enough even.
    but then again, ain't nothing but a groove thang.

    *-*


    for further direction, make sure that when making hand puppets you wear proper attire.

    ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, folks of all ages.
    admonishmentiliciousness of raindrops keep falling on my head.

    attire...
  2. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 5:39am) in reply to fetaman





  3. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 5:49am) in reply to fetaman

     
    Originally Posted by fetaman View Post

    I like this pic ^^^^^^
  4. s1nnr s1nnr is online now will stab you

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 5:49am) in reply to fetaman

    i have no idea what is going on, but still <3 fetaman
  5. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:02am) in reply to s1nnr

  6. LoveHatePoker LoveHatePoker is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:04am) in reply to fetaman

  7. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:04am) in reply to Chazmental

    i love the feeling when we lift up
    watching the world so small below
    i love the dreaming when i think of
    the safety in the clouds out my window
    i wonder what keeps us so high up
    could there be a love beneath these wings
    if we suddenly fall should i scream out
    or keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as i’m crying
    so frightened of dying
    relax yes i’m trying
    but fears got a hold on me

    yes, this fears got a hold on me
  8. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:10am) in reply to darkpoker12

  9. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:30am) in reply to LoveHatePoker

    how many martini's?
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    what is the deal with the don't get?
    a little frustrated urban cheesite, posts shit to vent and have some laughs a few folks...some good shit, and read more than can reply too, but what the fuck, past the point of being pissed of random, pm murderer or tw, k? yeah, the pun could go on here, later one time per chance, for now, wondering what the fuck...southpark bf, cheers bro, i like that shot for sure, solid...dig...hong sang alure (*ok, be honest, and say I had to throw in that red herring)...s1...fuckyeah, the times are a changing...but you know ml 2a

    ...pretty quiet night it appears...maybe throw in a sup back for anyone watching the signal...

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    ..kraftdinnerwasinventedbyaliens.. (SM buy-in to guess this one, lmao, PM chaz for details)
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  10. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:33am) in reply to fetaman

    I wrote this poem tonight... no idea why I am posting it, but it seems to fit in a fetaman post.

    Beginnings or Endings

    I look around
    at fractured moments in time.
    Staring at me through the
    walls and furniture.

    These fissures, they bubble, and
    ooze history at me.
    As the sands drift lazily
    down the glassy sloped walls.

    Trying to remember, or
    Trying to forget.
    I am not sure
    which one it was
    I was trying to do
    in the first place.

    All I know is that
    I breathe in, and I breathe out, and
    for all my trying
    none of it matters
    in the end.

    -J
  11. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:38am) in reply to jesterwords

  12. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:41am) in reply to fetaman

  13. palmerjoe palmerjoe is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:42am) in reply to jesterwords

    Well done Jester.

    And much <3 for Feta...
  14. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:43am) in reply to fetaman

    <3 feta
  15. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:49am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

  16. Seykota Seykota is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:50am) in reply to fetaman

    <3 creativity from the cheeseman; it can't be valued with money
  17. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 6:51am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

  18. p00pymcp00perton p00pymcp00perton is offline

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    Jul 23rd, 2009 (7/23/2009 8:55am) in reply to fetaman



    That bar sure as fuck can eat you brother! Feta pwns.
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